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Funnyjunk's Confidence Level. cum on guys, you're all at least human looking. WHATS PDUH SEXUAL PM A EAQUAL . WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON' T BELIEVE I' LL EVE!‘

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WHATS PDUH SEXUAL
PM A EAQUAL .
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I DON' T BELIEVE I' LL
EVE!‘ GET LAW,
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#7 - therebemoose ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (18 replies)
"sexual atheist"

I hate how much stuff like this bugs me. Atheist = A- (without) / theo- (god) / -ist (one who practices)

I get the joke, but it's just a lazy play on words that uses the wrong words. You may now throw the tomato at me.
#1 - metacobalion (04/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I believe we can all get laid, it all depends on what you're willing to do.
I believe we can all get laid, it all depends on what you're willing to do.
User avatar #9 - Archoss (04/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I like the term "Involuntarily Abstinent"
#16 - pizzaweed ONLINE (04/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ladies



Don't act like you don't want this
#13 - helenwheels (04/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just because you can't get none at age 12 doesn't mean you wont ever get any.
#10 - squidgy (04/28/2014) [-]
Well then.
You know the solution, don't you?
#36 - faperto (04/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**faperto rolled image** MFW see someone get laid
#22 - shadowrated (04/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
#43 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (04/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Seriously. Every time I say "I've been laid before today but keep in mind I'm closer to age 30 than I am to age 20", I get thumbed down to oblivion because no one thinks they'll ever get laid on this site. Getting laid isn't difficult. Go to a bar, attend a Fetlife meeting, take some David DeAngelo courses, hang around military people a bunch (or just join), watch The Pickup Artist on VH1, head to another country where your accent will be considered adorable, save up for 3 paychecks and head down to the hooker ranches in Nevada (for those of you in the U.S.) etc etc.    
   
I guarantee that your problem is not getting laid. Your problem is going to be the other 23 hours that you're not getting laid. I've had a girlfriend who literally escaped from an insane asylum- I can guarantee you that my problem was not "she's not putting out often enough". My problem was "holy 			****		 this person is crazy and she's ruining my entire life, I hope she doesn't murder me in my sleep".
Seriously. Every time I say "I've been laid before today but keep in mind I'm closer to age 30 than I am to age 20", I get thumbed down to oblivion because no one thinks they'll ever get laid on this site. Getting laid isn't difficult. Go to a bar, attend a Fetlife meeting, take some David DeAngelo courses, hang around military people a bunch (or just join), watch The Pickup Artist on VH1, head to another country where your accent will be considered adorable, save up for 3 paychecks and head down to the hooker ranches in Nevada (for those of you in the U.S.) etc etc.

I guarantee that your problem is not getting laid. Your problem is going to be the other 23 hours that you're not getting laid. I've had a girlfriend who literally escaped from an insane asylum- I can guarantee you that my problem was not "she's not putting out often enough". My problem was "holy **** this person is crazy and she's ruining my entire life, I hope she doesn't murder me in my sleep".
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (04/29/2014) [-]
Getting laid is easy, in the end it's just a matter of money. Finding a relationship, now that's the hard part.
User avatar #6 - mrsnowballs (04/28/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolled user nibblyone ** Come on guys, if this dude can get laid then so can we!
User avatar #60 - weenieandthebutt (04/29/2014) [-]
I've got a six-pack and hot body by female standards, I'm fairly smart, I like to think I'm funny at times, I can hold coherent conversations yet I still can't get laid to save my life.
User avatar #52 - freepotatoe (04/29/2014) [-]
sexual atheïst so you believe in the fact you never get laid. **
#50 - professorrowan (04/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't care about sex and would prefer not to have it.
#47 - Ken M (04/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
#34 - holymackarel (04/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**holymackarel rolled image** When I finally get laid
**holymackarel rolled image** When I finally get laid
#5 - mankey (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I can just never get tied down to one woman. I mean if I chose one, then all the other women would commit suicide knowing that they could never have me! I'm doing this for the good of mankind! I am literally Jesus, but in a sexual way! I am SEXUAL JESUS!
User avatar #19 to #5 - toastmiller (04/29/2014) [-]
Mormons believe Jesus, as well as god, has a wife. at least some.
User avatar #25 - deadmuerto (04/29/2014) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled comment #71 ** :
Do you have a source for that picture? Looks like it is something Majora's Mask related.
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