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User avatar #2 - jklbnm (11/08/2015) [-]
but those are tortoises
#9 to #2 - olizandri (11/08/2015) [-]
which is just a fancy term used to describe "dirt turtles".
User avatar #14 to #9 - baconzitz (11/08/2015) [-]
"Dirtles" if you will.
#8 - randombro (11/08/2015) [-]
You just know he drowned in pussy that night.
User avatar #34 to #8 - coffinsalesman (11/09/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the one on its back is male
#43 to #41 - coffinsalesman (11/09/2015) [-]
Why am I retarded? I don't get it.
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#21 - rongdisk (11/09/2015) [-]
Gotta love helping turtles!
#39 to #21 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
What a cunt.
User avatar #22 to #21 - yourafaggotharry (11/09/2015) [-]
That...... was a Tortoise?
User avatar #23 to #21 - respawnhydra (11/09/2015) [-]
holy hit she just ******* murdered the hell out of that turtle. what a horrible way to go
User avatar #25 to #23 - respawnhydra (11/09/2015) [-]
tortoise*
#24 to #23 - rongdisk (11/09/2015) [-]
yeah it more than likely drowned.
#12 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #38 to #12 - commoncrunch (11/09/2015) [-]
As the black tweets say, "When you smash but she ain't feelin' it"
User avatar #29 to #12 - ezzay ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
are they... mating?
User avatar #30 to #29 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Yes, and someone even favorited this. Not that I'm one to talk, though - I saved it on my computer.
User avatar #33 to #12 - destismad ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Flagged for **** .
Holy **** that tortoise lasted longer than I do. At least his mate makes about as much noise as mine does.
User avatar #13 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
In case you guys didn't know, this is not a tortoise helping another tortoise out. They are both males and attempting to flip each other to assert dominance. It is an act of aggression. They will flip them right-side up just to repeat the process. You can't project human emotions and actions on animals, particularly reptiles, because most of the time, they function purely out of survival instinct.
#15 to #13 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
citation needed
#19 to #13 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
******** .

The fliped one is female, the other is male.
The male is trying to flip her back so he can rape her, like all male tortoises do.
User avatar #37 to #19 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
"RAPE" ? You don't know that. She might love him, how could you tell ?
#3 - angelwishes (11/08/2015) [-]
I was having a really **** day
and this made me feel so much better, thank you
User avatar #36 - madfunny (11/09/2015) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks this is just really cool. I mean, think about what we just saw in a tortoise:

First, the one recognized that another tortoise was flipped on it's back and wouldn't be able to get back on it's feet without help and was stuck and in trouble. That means it is capable of critical thinking.

Then it decided to help the other tortoise by flipping it back over. That's a demonstration of compassion.

Then, it got underneath and started pushing. As the one started to slip and roll in the wrong direction it adjusted its approach. That's a demonstration of problem solving.

Maybe it's just me, but I think that's pretty cool.
#6 - dudemiesterman (11/08/2015) [-]
I hate when people say 			****		 about how animals aren't smart, don't have emotions, all that 			****		. If a turtle can feel empathy, it can sure as hell feel all kinds of much simpler 			****		 and possibly have complex thought.
I hate when people say **** about how animals aren't smart, don't have emotions, all that **** . If a turtle can feel empathy, it can sure as hell feel all kinds of much simpler **** and possibly have complex thought.
User avatar #35 - victorydanceofc (11/09/2015) [-]
Found myself audibly cheering when the tortoise was righted again.

It's... been a quiet day.
User avatar #32 - zionsype ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
I NEED A HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#16 - wolfwithglasses (11/08/2015) [-]
when the turtle flipped
User avatar #17 to #16 - Lilstow ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
this is probably my favorite stock sound effect.
User avatar #10 - meowman (11/08/2015) [-]
This would have been much better as a gif without all the annoying screaming asian kids in the background
#11 to #10 - bokbokbok (11/08/2015) [-]
Shut up, you were excited too
User avatar #44 - blahblahblahblaaaa (11/09/2015) [-]
he goin for that booty at the end
User avatar #31 - goggins (11/09/2015) [-]
"Thanks Tim."
"Shut the **** up Stu."
User avatar #28 - noahnicholson (11/09/2015) [-]
wow, that was ******* hysterical huh op?
User avatar #27 - worldatarms ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
The title lied to me... twice
User avatar #26 - Viceroy (11/09/2015) [-]
"Jesus fill lose ****** weight"
"Quite bitchin and help me, asshole, the game's in like an hour."
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