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Funny Six Words Stories. “Male?” “It’s an older driver’s license.” I leave. Dog panics. Furniture shopping. Married. Till fatness do us part. Local psychiatrist

“Male?” “It’s an older driver’s license.”



I leave. Dog panics. Furniture shopping.



Married. Till fatness do us part.



Local psychiatrist. Moon struck. Loco psychiatrist.



Chronic smoker: Reborn as tobacco tree.



Alzheimer’s Advantage: new friends every day!



Surgeon saves patient. Patient thanks God.



Shooting at anarchist meetup. Call cops!



Monday morning, accidental decaf. No survivors.



“Lie to me, baby.” said Pinocchio’s girlfriend.

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Submitted: 01/09/2015
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User avatar #2 - gamerjn [OP](01/09/2015) [-]
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Sad Six Words Stories: tldr.me/338zel2s
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#6 - anotherponyaccount (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't get 2 or 4, but still great
I don't get 2 or 4, but still great
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User avatar #11 to #6 - professorbob (01/10/2015) [-]
2. Do goes crazy being left alone and tears up furniture.

4. No clue.
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#9 to #6 - auryn (01/10/2015) [-]
Moonstruck means mentally deranged.
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#7 to #6 - frozenpotatoess (01/10/2015) [-]
2: Dog walks all over the place looking for their human. Technically they'd be searching all around the furniture for hours.

4: I don't know either.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - noneckcomics (01/10/2015) [-]
Not quite, some dogs infamously tear up the furniture when owners are out.

4. the moon has strong correlations with insanity (see lunatic)
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#3 - wiiugilgamesh (01/10/2015) [-]
I'd hate to be "That Guy," but the last one is 7 words.

Still funny though.
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User avatar #5 to #3 - gamerjn [OP](01/10/2015) [-]
I know, it was actually "Lie to me, baby." -Pinocchio's girlfriend
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#14 - nitricmike ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
**** her right in the pussy
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#13 - butplug (01/10/2015) [-]
Number 10 is seven words! I feel rejected and abused! Dammit gamerjn!
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User avatar #1 - skelearmor (01/09/2015) [-]
had a giggle m8
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#10 - hiddenrealm (01/10/2015) [-]
"surgeon saves patient, patient thanks God" This **** always pisses me of...
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User avatar #12 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
i remember from family guy, the christain science one. maybe stuff like penisilane, vaccines and stuff was his way of answering the prayers for cures. im still having trouble believing in him cause even though we should be doing stuff ourselves since its our responsibility, he should still be doing more
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#4 - professorrowan ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
accidental decaf
 
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