Functioning Alcoholic level : Expert. .. -Buy tie. -Fill with water. -Freeze. -Let it Go~ -Nevermind. -Bring tie-sword to work. -Get taken seriously. -Promotion! And that is how you get done. Alcohol holic Tie expert
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#12 - englman (07/25/2014) [-]
-Buy tie.   
-Fill with water.   
-Freeze.   
-Let it Go~   
-Nevermind.   
-Bring tie-sword to work.   
-Get taken seriously.   
-Promotion!   
   
And that is how you get 			****		 done.
-Buy tie.
-Fill with water.
-Freeze.
-Let it Go~
-Nevermind.
-Bring tie-sword to work.
-Get taken seriously.
-Promotion!

And that is how you get **** done.
User avatar #17 to #12 - collateraldamageco (07/25/2014) [-]
Spin around and cut people in half as you reach mach 5 and liftoff into your new life in the sky
User avatar #20 - matralith (07/25/2014) [-]
White people are at it again.
#16 - needthis (07/25/2014) [-]
In order to see the value of this take a step back into high school. Gradation or prom bring rum vodka or acid in tie. Its easier to sneak in then a bottle and if they search you. Who the hell feels up a tie to see if you hid something.
User avatar #18 to #16 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
Acid? what do you think acid is like?
#19 to #18 - apurpleliger (07/25/2014) [-]
No, no, like actual acidic acid. Like to burn people.
User avatar #14 - zafara (07/25/2014) [-]
Back in my high school dances people just taped full alcohol bottles to their inner thighs.
User avatar #11 - arreatface (07/25/2014) [-]
Yay ! Now all your coworkers can rejoice to the alcoholic remnants of your breath !
User avatar #3 - icda (07/24/2014) [-]
is this for sell?
User avatar #9 to #3 - phoenix grinder (07/25/2014) [-]
it's real alright. mine's green..holds about 8 ounces
User avatar #10 to #3 - phoenix grinder (07/25/2014) [-]
pro tip: fill it with straight liquor and bring pop wherever you're going
#15 to #3 - anon (07/25/2014) [-]
*sale
#1 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
why not drink from the bottle?
User avatar #13 to #1 - thatonesouthernkid (07/25/2014) [-]
i feel like this could be best put to use at things like highschool proms where they actually pat you down your pockets to find any bottles or the like.
#2 to #1 - theblargypargler (07/24/2014) [-]
So you can get drunk at inappropriate times.
User avatar #4 to #2 - chrisel (07/24/2014) [-]
Because sucking on the end of your tie is not suspicious.
#5 to #4 - theblargypargler (07/24/2014) [-]
You do it when nobody's looking, and besides, this was a tool invented so you can get drunk at the workplace, I don't think it was engineered by the cleverest folk.
User avatar #6 to #5 - chrisel (07/24/2014) [-]
But why don't you drink it from a small bottle if nobody is looking?
#8 to #6 - hellol (07/25/2014) [-]
Less movements
#7 to #6 - theblargypargler (07/24/2014) [-]
Ask that to the genius who invented the thing, I wouldn't buy one.
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