Functioning Alcoholic level : Expert. .. -Buy tie. -Fill with water. -Freeze. -Let it Go~ -Nevermind. -Bring tie-sword to work. -Get taken seriously. -Promotion! And that is how you get done. Alcohol holic Tie expert
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - anon id: 51ac763a
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(07/24/2014) [-]
why not drink from the bottle?
User avatar #13 to #1 - thatonesouthernkid
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(07/25/2014) [-]
i feel like this could be best put to use at things like highschool proms where they actually pat you down your pockets to find any bottles or the like.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theblargypargler
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(07/24/2014) [-]
So you can get drunk at inappropriate times.
User avatar #4 to #2 - chrisel
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Because sucking on the end of your tie is not suspicious.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theblargypargler
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(07/24/2014) [-]
You do it when nobody's looking, and besides, this was a tool invented so you can get drunk at the workplace, I don't think it was engineered by the cleverest folk.
User avatar #6 to #5 - chrisel
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(07/24/2014) [-]
But why don't you drink it from a small bottle if nobody is looking?
#8 to #6 - hellol
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Less movements
User avatar #7 to #6 - theblargypargler
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Ask that to the genius who invented the thing, I wouldn't buy one.
#12 - englman
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(07/25/2014) [-]
-Buy tie.   
-Fill with water.   
-Freeze.   
-Let it Go~   
-Nevermind.   
-Bring tie-sword to work.   
-Get taken seriously.   
-Promotion!   
   
And that is how you get **** done.
-Buy tie.
-Fill with water.
-Freeze.
-Let it Go~
-Nevermind.
-Bring tie-sword to work.
-Get taken seriously.
-Promotion!

And that is how you get **** done.
User avatar #17 to #12 - collateraldamageco
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Spin around and cut people in half as you reach mach 5 and liftoff into your new life in the sky
#16 - needthis
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(07/25/2014) [-]
In order to see the value of this take a step back into high school. Gradation or prom bring rum vodka or acid in tie. Its easier to sneak in then a bottle and if they search you. Who the hell feels up a tie to see if you hid something.
User avatar #18 to #16 - capslockrage
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Acid? what do you think acid is like?
User avatar #19 to #18 - apurpleliger
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(07/25/2014) [-]
No, no, like actual acidic acid. Like to burn people.
User avatar #20 - matralith
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(07/25/2014) [-]
White people are at it again.
User avatar #14 - zafara
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Back in my high school dances people just taped full alcohol bottles to their inner thighs.
User avatar #11 - arreatface
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Yay ! Now all your coworkers can rejoice to the alcoholic remnants of your breath !
User avatar #3 - icda
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(07/24/2014) [-]
is this for sell?
User avatar #9 to #3 - phoenix grinder
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(07/25/2014) [-]
it's real alright. mine's green..holds about 8 ounces
User avatar #10 to #3 - phoenix grinder
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(07/25/2014) [-]
pro tip: fill it with straight liquor and bring pop wherever you're going
#15 to #3 - anon id: 327603c1
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(07/25/2014) [-]
*sale