Here we see grown men using their butt cheeks to catch disk shaped objects. On a similar note, I once saw a man tear a frisbee apart with his teeth. It was a sight to behold, especially since a piece of plastic got stuck in his gum and he started bleeding everywhere. However, it only got worse as his blood attracted a pack of stray dogs who from the look of them hadn't properly eaten in a couple of weeks. After a little sprint down the street we ran into a Burger King. The dogs weren't able to follow us in so we were pretty safe. We needed to get something to calm the dogs though, so we decided to buy some burgers and use the meat to distract and potentially prolong the life of the dogs by actually feeding them. While the guy with the torn gums was in the bathroom cleaning himself up, my friend went to purchase the meat. I was staring at the dogs through a window. My friend walks up behind me, says he doesn't have enough for 3 burgers. Asks me if I have any change. I asked him how much he needed.
"I need about tree fiddy."