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User avatar #5 - thesoulseeker (11/16/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Please, learn how to use a lock. It's not difficult.
#6 to #5 - youxbarstard (11/16/2013) [-]
Not all doors have locks
User avatar #31 - skrewbacca (11/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dad catches daughter masturbating with a cucumber: "That's disgusting, I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."
#130 - aesis (11/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**aesis rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Retoast **
Dad's face when walking in.
#4 - snakefire (11/16/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Im not really sure how to react to that...
Im not really sure how to react to that...
#77 - octaviano (11/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That's actually quite reasonable.
I wouldn't want to eat vegetables my daugher had perviously mastrubated with.
And before people go "Ay u wuld thik it hawt" **** you, this isn't an incest hentai. If I someday get to be a father, with a loving wife, I won't be a horny bastard and **** my own daugher after catching her mastrubate with food that I payed for. I'd just tell my wife to gift our daughter a dildo for her next birthday.
That's how parenting is supposed to work. Not purely forbid things, but god damn it, I wouldn't want my daugher be depressed because her last boyfriend called her a "loose slut".
User avatar #95 - alreadyexiststho (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why the **** would she try to give it back to him? Thats disgusting.
#100 to #95 - vatra ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
#41 - ehzio ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - orikanyo (11/16/2013) [-]
This, I want more of this, this is funny. PEOPLE! We have funny **** over here, come see this!
#40 - infinitereaper (11/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I really worry about my fetishes sometimes but for now...
I really worry about my fetishes sometimes but for now...
#148 - tsubakicomplex (11/16/2013) [-]
reminds me of this gem
User avatar #20 - ilikespotatoes (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This site should be full of this stuff, not that gay cancer.
+1 for you OP
#14 - areialview (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#134 - UNIQUELOL (11/16/2013) [-]
First of all, if I were a dad I wouldn't be barging into my son's/daughter's room, knowing all well what they could be doing in there.

Secondly, even though I wouldn't, if I DID barge into my child's room, and caught them masturbating, I would make my statement short and simple. If you were to back out of there quietly it would be quite embarrassing & awkward. If you were to stand there and ******* lecture your kid on masturbation while they stand there exposed, its even more embarrassing & awkward.

I'd say something like "Well, we eat that. Ask your mother to get you something."
#71 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
At least clean the cucumber before using it again!
User avatar #92 to #89 - vatra ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Indeed, because if not the cucumber wouldn't be the only thing rotting after a few days.
#138 - fernddd (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well looks like **** here I come
#102 - closingcube **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
did the dog get sick?
User avatar #86 - deadmice (11/16/2013) [-]
I have never had anyone walk in on me whilst i was defeating the huns
#46 - eddymolly (11/16/2013) [-]
Ohh my
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