FUCKING THIEVES
>Be me
>Names John
>Born into rich family
>Prominent community leader in my area
>In charge of collecting Civic Association Dues
>Brother was in the military
>Brother went MIA in the Middle East, I moved into his house.
>Brother's loyal friend Rob served with him in Middle East
>Rob was a sharpshooter, came home really messed up mentally
>Rob has no family and soon loses his home that was in in my neighborhood
>Rob is now homeless living in the woods on outskirts of my neighborhood
>Weeks go by and Rob hasn't been seen, everyone thinks he's dead
>One night my house is broken into, valuable jewellry/money taken including some of my brother's stuff
>Sherriff is investigating the burglary but there isn't much to go off of
>Neighbor reports seeing a man wearing military clothing and a green hoodie climbing my fence at 3 AM
>Fast Forward a week
>I'm doing door-to-door visits to remind people that Civic Association Dues must be paid soon.
>In a poorer neighborhood that Civic Association Oversees
>Man answers door at one house
>Notice he is wearing my brother's Necklace
*Jimmies Rustled level: 8999*
>Calmly ask where he got the necklace
>"Rob"
*Jimmies Nuked*
>Report to Sherriff
>Sherriff tells me that 10 other houses have been burglarized and the stolen goods were found with multiple people in same neighborhood I saw my brother's necklace
>Everyone in posession of stolen goods reported that Rob gave the items to them
>Sherriff mounts manhunt
>Rob is spotted in the woods and has formed an army of hobos in green hoodies
>They've set a ******** of traps
>They created makeshift bows and Arrows
>The Sherriff's department is outnumbered and can't fight this many people in the woods
>MFW Rob is Robbin my Hood in a Green Hood and sellin the robbed goods to another hood
>MFW I shouldn't have to deal with this **** , I'm the King for ****** sake.
>inb4 **** THE KING
>Names John
>Born into rich family
>Prominent community leader in my area
>In charge of collecting Civic Association Dues
>Brother was in the military
>Brother went MIA in the Middle East, I moved into his house.
>Brother's loyal friend Rob served with him in Middle East
>Rob was a sharpshooter, came home really messed up mentally
>Rob has no family and soon loses his home that was in in my neighborhood
>Rob is now homeless living in the woods on outskirts of my neighborhood
>Weeks go by and Rob hasn't been seen, everyone thinks he's dead
>One night my house is broken into, valuable jewellry/money taken including some of my brother's stuff
>Sherriff is investigating the burglary but there isn't much to go off of
>Neighbor reports seeing a man wearing military clothing and a green hoodie climbing my fence at 3 AM
>Fast Forward a week
>I'm doing door-to-door visits to remind people that Civic Association Dues must be paid soon.
>In a poorer neighborhood that Civic Association Oversees
>Man answers door at one house
>Notice he is wearing my brother's Necklace
*Jimmies Rustled level: 8999*
>Calmly ask where he got the necklace
>"Rob"
*Jimmies Nuked*
>Report to Sherriff
>Sherriff tells me that 10 other houses have been burglarized and the stolen goods were found with multiple people in same neighborhood I saw my brother's necklace
>Everyone in posession of stolen goods reported that Rob gave the items to them
>Sherriff mounts manhunt
>Rob is spotted in the woods and has formed an army of hobos in green hoodies
>They've set a ******** of traps
>They created makeshift bows and Arrows
>The Sherriff's department is outnumbered and can't fight this many people in the woods
>MFW Rob is Robbin my Hood in a Green Hood and sellin the robbed goods to another hood
>MFW I shouldn't have to deal with this **** , I'm the King for ****** sake.
>inb4 **** THE KING
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