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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2015) [-] 7.5"x5.5"
Still unused, but it's size the only hope I have left
Still unused, but it's size the only hope I have left
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semilunarknight (11/21/2015) [-] what's average and how do you measure?
Do you push in the base a bit or what?
Do you push in the base a bit or what?
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awesomedoge ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] I still think thats a lie, Cause if you see that youre above average youre ******* hyped. So, to give many people this ego boost, why not tell them that its pretty low.
Shower thoughts i guess
Shower thoughts i guess
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viridiandusk (11/21/2015) [-] Am I the only guy around here that has never measured his dick?
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scandalouszander ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] but heres the big question. have you tried to suck it?
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scandalouszander ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] there's two types of men, guys who try
and liars. welcome to the club
and liars. welcome to the club
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scandalouszander ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] like i said guys who try and liars
you have to try to succeed
you have to try to succeed
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thealmightyantler (11/21/2015) [-] Average is 4 inches. Idk what that translates into in commie measurements tho.
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ainise (11/21/2015) [-]
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-health/Pages/penis-size.aspx
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
It goes on to say:
" A much higher percentage of women (85%) were satisfied with their partner's penis size than the percentage of men (55%) who were satisfied with their own penis size."
Professor Wylie says: "It may come as a surprise to some young men, but most women have very little interest in the size of their penis and that's been shown in numerous studies over time."
He says research shows that when it comes to sex, women are much more interested in whether you are romantic, tender and sensitive to their needs and desires than your penis size.
Long story short: Stop worrying about the size of yo dick. Sex isn't about penetration, it's about the entire evening. Foreplay doesn't start in the bedroom, it often starts at the dinner table, for her. It's all about the mood and then it's all about pleasure. A woman can have a wonderful experience without a penis - just ask any Lesbian.
'sides, if your dick is over 3 inches, you've pretty much got what girls need. If it's not, They have penis extenders. So dudes, stop worrying 'bout the size of your willy. Nobody cares except sluts.
"For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches)."
It goes on to say:
" A much higher percentage of women (85%) were satisfied with their partner's penis size than the percentage of men (55%) who were satisfied with their own penis size."
Professor Wylie says: "It may come as a surprise to some young men, but most women have very little interest in the size of their penis and that's been shown in numerous studies over time."
He says research shows that when it comes to sex, women are much more interested in whether you are romantic, tender and sensitive to their needs and desires than your penis size.
Long story short: Stop worrying about the size of yo dick. Sex isn't about penetration, it's about the entire evening. Foreplay doesn't start in the bedroom, it often starts at the dinner table, for her. It's all about the mood and then it's all about pleasure. A woman can have a wonderful experience without a penis - just ask any Lesbian.
'sides, if your dick is over 3 inches, you've pretty much got what girls need. If it's not, They have penis extenders. So dudes, stop worrying 'bout the size of your willy. Nobody cares except sluts.
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nerozerohero (11/21/2015) [-] It's weird to be Exactly Just above average if going off of that.
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togelover (11/21/2015) [-] You hear a lot about size queens in the gay community, but honestly if my future boyfriends pulls out a dick that's like 7-8 inches+ I'mma be running for the hills, like are you kidding me with that **** , that would hurt even with practice, let alone without it. Like what do you even do with a dick that big, **** mang
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StewieGGriffin (11/21/2015) [-] I think 85% ish were under 7 inches. So thats pretty damn big.
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TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] You've been watching too much Brazzers bro.
Those professional male pornstars have 10 inch slongs on average, that's freakishly big.
The average size should be proportional to 1/2 the length of your forearm, from the elbow to your wrist, give or take maybe 0.5 - 1 inches depending on how long your arm is, and assuming your body is actually in proportion.
Those professional male pornstars have 10 inch slongs on average, that's freakishly big.
The average size should be proportional to 1/2 the length of your forearm, from the elbow to your wrist, give or take maybe 0.5 - 1 inches depending on how long your arm is, and assuming your body is actually in proportion.
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phantomcancer ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] >>#11 >>#49
**** man, if you want real proof of this, look up Mandingo. He's seriuosly a black cock midget. Like 1.63 metres tall but a dick 1/8 of his own size, like god just said "Yeaa, we're taking your lower legs and reattaching them on your groin.". ******* freak of nature, embodiment of the 3rd leg.
**** man, if you want real proof of this, look up Mandingo. He's seriuosly a black cock midget. Like 1.63 metres tall but a dick 1/8 of his own size, like god just said "Yeaa, we're taking your lower legs and reattaching them on your groin.". ******* freak of nature, embodiment of the 3rd leg.
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togelover (11/21/2015) [-] When it comes to an orifice that's as small (initially) as an asshole, one inch can mean a huge deal, even moreso if it's even more than an inch. But I guess talking about length was a bit wrong to start out with, since girth is the important factor, but yeah, still
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sketchysketchist (11/21/2015) [-] Isn't 8 inches the max for anyone(male or female) or are assholes not as deep and durable as vaginas?
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sindrifreyr (11/21/2015) [-] I dont remember how much exactly long they are in inches(Somewhere above 6) but In my opinion its the girth that's the real thing to be afraid of. His is around 2 inches thick around the head and god damn does it have a hard time getting in there.
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distortedflare ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] A seasoned choir boy couldn't take that muck dick.
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anotherponyaccount (11/21/2015) [-] "Well Chris, my reaction was to add him to my Friends List"
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gcloud ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] iv only ever been told im small but when i measure it, it's well over the average and i know im measuring it right.
i think those sluts just have had too many dicks in their lives
i think those sluts just have had too many dicks in their lives
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anon (11/21/2015) [-] What hentai teached me is that even if you have a big dick, the chick would eventually go ahegoe and love it if you raped her long enough in front of her boyfriend
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midfir (11/21/2015) [-]
I was planning to make a post about **** I learned from hentai.
- if she says no she means yes and you should just go ahead and **** her even if she keeps screaming no, most likely she is just playing hard to get.
- if you are actually raping her (this can only be the case if you are a dirty old man)
you should just be so rough you will cause permanent damage, if you do this she will eventually want more.
- everything is embarassing
- everyhole is a pussy. Asspussy, mouth pussy.
- if she says no she means yes and you should just go ahead and **** her even if she keeps screaming no, most likely she is just playing hard to get.
- if you are actually raping her (this can only be the case if you are a dirty old man)
you should just be so rough you will cause permanent damage, if you do this she will eventually want more.
- everything is embarassing
- everyhole is a pussy. Asspussy, mouth pussy.
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timmywankenobi (11/21/2015) [-] well I hate to see what you'd do if you saw mine then (it's 10 inches)
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anotherponyaccount (11/21/2015) [-] 8 inch isn't even that big is it? It sounds kinda adverage
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anotherponyaccount (11/22/2015) [-] I will say porn has ruined me on what's meant to be considered big
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scootabot ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] I don't like big dicks.
I like smaller dicks. They're cuter to mess with.
I like smaller dicks. They're cuter to mess with.
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keatontheghostfox (11/22/2015) [-] Breasts are good up to DD (depending on body type) then they start getting too big.
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timmywankenobi (11/21/2015) [-] At least when you guys sit on the toilet you don't get that aweful feeling when your penis toches the water in the bowl. Plus you can wear skinny jeans without it feeling like your ball are in a vice because you dick took up too much room.
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thinemother (11/21/2015) [-] I refuse to wear skinny jeans. If I get a random boner while in town or something, god help me.
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pwnfrnzy (11/21/2015) [-] Skinny jeans bro, dear ******* god do they hate me.
Every time I wear the damn things my balls are forced up into my pelvis and my dick is crushed and cut off from it's blood supply. And God forbid you get wood in those things.
Wrangler Relaxed Fit master race.
Every time I wear the damn things my balls are forced up into my pelvis and my dick is crushed and cut off from it's blood supply. And God forbid you get wood in those things.
Wrangler Relaxed Fit master race.
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pwnfrnzy (11/21/2015) [-] My GF is scared of mine to say the least.
No sexytime yet, but we've seen each other and I wasn't even fully erect.
I told her that and she seems nervous about it.
No sexytime yet, but we've seen each other and I wasn't even fully erect.
I told her that and she seems nervous about it.
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vultro ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] "The one they're looking at" my response, but it's not like anyone would ever make those faces at me.
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soerd (11/21/2015) [-] Idk, I'm big enough that I have to be carefull not to "bottom out" or I hit cervix, but I can hit cervix if I reach all the way in with my fingers so maybe my GF is just tiny.
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Shadow Guardian ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-] I guess it depends on the chick. My last GF liked it when I hit her cervix.
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kitchendweller (11/21/2015) [-] No, thats normal. Vagina's are generally only 4 inches deep (they can "tent" aka expand when very aroused though).
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kitchendweller (11/21/2015) [-] Well, the expanding isnt near the cervix, its kind of under and behind it...it'd be very hard to tell if she was actually expanded with your hands. Either way, some women just dont expand far or at all so maybe thats whats happening. I dont think I do either, so yeah, at least you know not to hit her cerivix too much.
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soerd (11/21/2015) [-] Basically the going too deep is still a problem, idk if it's cervix but definitely not nice either way. But yeah, we've found several positions that make it easier so we don't have to worry. I'm just glad(ironically) that I'm pretty average, even a bit under average, otherwise I'd have to worry a lot more.
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kitchendweller (11/21/2015) [-] Yes, slightly under average can help with not hurting the women if she's sensitive and shallow-ducted. Average and above average are quite painful.
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keatontheghostfox (11/21/2015) [-] Or you can not put it all in, most of the nerves are at the tip anyway
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sweetellie (11/21/2015) [-] I'm a virgin so definitely Elsa, don't wanna get killed by dick or anything
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verticalvampire (11/21/2015) [-] anyone have the picture in hi def really need it for reasons {imma print that **** off to a poster}
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verticalvampire (11/21/2015) [-] hoping for the caption as well didn't reverse search cause imma lazy prick but thank u imma head to meme generator
