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Fucking Neville

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User avatar #4 - lightninghorse (01/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
no neville just sucked until he grew a back bone and started actually improving himself. end of story
User avatar #7 - biscuitsunited (01/05/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Has anyone ever considered that maybe J.K made stuff up as she went along?

And that not every little thing is hugely explained through some little detail that some 15-16 year old white girl has found out by re-reading the book 50,00 times.

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User avatar #2 - kanatana (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It seems like every day, I learn something new about the Harry Potter series that gives me that much more respect for Rowling.
User avatar #28 - rheago (01/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Ron didn't have his own wand for the first two books.

He didn't suddenly get a ******* better at magic from the third book onward.

Stop making **** up tumblr.
User avatar #42 to #28 - Kyag (01/06/2014) [-]
Except Ron wasn't that good a wizard, and his study habits sucked. Ron was pretty brave, but that was about it. Neville was a fantastic wizard.
User avatar #24 - jeweljules **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm not bad at sex it's just my dick obviously
Lol gender reversal
User avatar #29 to #24 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
Why do girls always talk about their dicks? It gets my hopes up and then I'm disappointed when it's just a vagina.
User avatar #8 - kousei (01/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Huh, if you think a little more it makes more sense that he becomes this ubber badass. I mean think about it, if your first five years are spent forcing something that rejects you into doing your bidding (even if it's largely unsuccessful) when you finally get it replaced with something that WANTS to do what you tell it... Think about it. Try to run carrying 200 punts for 5 years, then one day just drop the weight and run.
#1 - suikerpapa (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#52 - ratstroke (01/06/2014) [-]
seems like my story, i would be good at ******* , its just my dick sucks
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User avatar #71 to #69 - steamwhistler (01/06/2014) [-]
Get the **** out.
User avatar #53 - thebritishguy (01/06/2014) [-]
That's just like my life, I could do magic if I had a wand
#23 - emberstar (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #80 - trezon (01/06/2014) [-]
I had to google all of those acronyms.
#66 - lordraine ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
And here we have an example of somebody from tumblr not getting a plot point until almost half a decade after the fact. Below, we have further examples of people "eating that **** up." Back to you, random browser.
#56 - xchocolatethunderx (01/06/2014) [-]
Neville's grandma probably just thought that he wasn't magically strong because of a lack of confidence because he was shy, and not having his own wand just added to it.

Augusta Longbottom- "Why can't you be more confident like your father or Harry Potter?!"

Neville- "Because I have to deal with your **** at home and all of the Slytherin's **** at school..."
User avatar #96 - minorian (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wands from family members works too, i.e. Ron uses his brother, Charlie's, old wand.
Neville's first wand was actually MORE powerful than most wands. It was used by his father, who was an Auror, and it helped him avoid Voldemort 3 times during his career.

The Harry Potter Wiki about Ron's wand: "Ash wood "cleaves to its one true owner and ought not to be passed on or gifted from the original owner, as it would lose power" as well as the Unicorn Hair core, as "they are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner."". We don't know what Neville's first wand was made of.
#84 - flyinjoo (01/06/2014) [-]
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#73 - deepblackshaft (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that whole bold italics thing pisses me the 						****					 off about tumblr   
makes you sound like pretentious cunts   
sorry
that whole bold italics thing pisses me the **** off about tumblr
makes you sound like pretentious cunts
sorry
User avatar #61 - restorf ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Neville also could have been the chosen one had Voldemort decided that he was the one the prophecy mentioned. (Then again, maybe you could argue that Harry was pretty good with magic because Voldemort gave him some of his power).
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