Fucking Geese, man. English is not goose first language. Goose only speak Portugeese... sorry. r geese e' naat: _ gcn: nae Em why are humans mean to BEEN other.
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Fucking Geese, man

Fucking Geese, man. English is not goose first language. Goose only speak Portugeese... sorry. r geese e' naat: _ gcn: nae Em why are humans mean to BEEN other.

English is not goose first language. Goose only speak Portugeese... sorry

r geese e' naat: _ gcn: nae Em
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#5 - vanillasmoke has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#6 to #5 - angrylittleman (10/17/2013) [-]
No it isn't!
What ever gave you the idea that the plural of goose is "gooses?"
#4 - lordraine ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Geese are mean as hell. They fight constantly and will chase children, pets, adults, and lawnmowers on absolutely no provocation whatsoever.
#13 - spacedunk ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Because you are not mean to something that has teeth on its tongue. You fear that sucker.
#18 - agentdoubleohio (10/17/2013) [-]
dude 			****		 geese
dude **** geese
#1 - dafuckisthisshit (10/17/2013) [-]
relevant
#16 - OldSnake ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Geese!"
"Geese!"
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#26 - greedtheavaricious has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
#33 to #32 - greedtheavaricious (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes. I'm in space right now. Not here. In space. If anyone asks, space.
#38 - csinator (10/17/2013) [-]
Gooses, geeses. I want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter.
Gooses, geeses. I want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter.
User avatar #27 - xxeternaleclipsexx (10/17/2013) [-]
When I was 8, I took some bread to feed some ducks at a local park. A huge flock of geese shooed the ducks away as I was feeding them. Thinking, "no more of this" I put the bread and my pocket and went to walk away.

They chased me. And pecked me.

I hate geese.
#61 - jccarbunkle (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But the plural of moose is mooses
User avatar #62 to #61 - lyiat ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Noun

moose (plural moose or mooses or meese)

(US) The largest member of the deer family (Alces alces), of which the male has very large, palmate antlers.

We saw a moose at the edge of the woods by the marsh.

Plural form of moose

Usage notes

The use of moose in the plural is sometimes problematic. The regularly formed plural, mooses, is by now rare and its use may be regarded as irksome and uneuphonious. The form meese—formed by analogy with goose → geese—will in most cases be greeted with a ******* , and is thus generally only appropriate in humorous contexts; even pragmatics notwithstanding, because moose has Algonquian origins—wholly unrelated to the Germanic roots of goose, on whose pattern the plural meese is formed—an umlaut plural form is etymologically inconsistent. The etymologically consistent plural form would be *mosinee,[2] but this plural form sees no use in English. In ordinary common usage, moose is treated as an invariant noun, which means its plural is also moose (as with the names of many animals, such as deer and fish, which are also invariant); however, this usage can sometimes be considered stilted when a group of more than one moose are considered individually, in which case avoidance of the plural may be the best option, necessitating the employment of a circumlocution.
#60 - elburritoextremo (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#57 - sirhyden (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who ever wrote this has clearly never met a goose....vicious bastards....I've seen snakes back down from a fight, I've seen Tigers...but I've never seen a Goose back down....
#46 - lionti (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Funnyjunk share your knowledge!, is the plural of Moose; Meese? or Mooses? or maybe even something else?. I really don't know this one
User avatar #65 - ifeelbatman (10/18/2013) [-]
Why I Hate Geese
User avatar #43 - pizzajoe (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**pizzajoe rolls 90** <<< the number of geese that attacked me
When I was little I was attacked by geese when I fed them bread. Those ******* are demons.
User avatar #37 - fatoneatetwo (10/17/2013) [-]
Ok no, Geese are mental they attack whatever they like whenever they like
User avatar #21 - harrisonfordor (10/17/2013) [-]
This one big tittied idiot I knew last year was all excited and told me "I shot a geese!" and I'm like you mean "goose"? and she's like "No, it was just one."
User avatar #3 - geese (10/17/2013) [-]
I shall overlook your bad puns...for now
#24 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/17/2013) [-]
code goose
User avatar #22 - sonicwind (10/17/2013) [-]
geese are the meanest ******* animal out there.
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