Fucking Couriers.... .. I swear that bastard is some kind of Daedric Prince who just likes to deliver mail, will find you ANYWHERE.
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User avatar #6 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (05/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I swear that bastard is some kind of Daedric Prince who just likes to deliver mail, ****** will find you ANYWHERE.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Any else's couriers show up wearing just their underwear and a hat? Kinda makes it awkward. Where do they carry the letters?
#10 - ncrr (05/01/2014) [-]
Fine. I'll Take my Platinum chip to the NCR. Prick.
#11 - spleed ONLINE (05/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I just saw The Shining yesterday.
I just saw The Shining yesterday.
#24 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/01/2014) [-]
k
#29 - iluvnutella (05/01/2014) [-]
A giant was chasing me when a naked courier came and stopped my character in his tracks about some message from a friend or whatever, and I was only able to skip through half of the dialog before i became part of the Skyrim Space Program.

Mfw it happened
#32 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Om my first playthrough, when I had just gotten into the Hall of Valor in Sovngarde, a courier popped up as soon as I got out of the dialogue with those three heroes, gave me a letter 'from a friend', and left.   
   
I went outside to see how he got there, and as soon as I left the hall, Alduin flew down and grabbed the guy, disappearing into the vast nothingness.   
   
Is that how the courier gets everywhere? By using an almighty god-like dragon as his personal mode of transportation?
Om my first playthrough, when I had just gotten into the Hall of Valor in Sovngarde, a courier popped up as soon as I got out of the dialogue with those three heroes, gave me a letter 'from a friend', and left.

I went outside to see how he got there, and as soon as I left the hall, Alduin flew down and grabbed the guy, disappearing into the vast nothingness.

Is that how the courier gets everywhere? By using an almighty god-like dragon as his personal mode of transportation?
User avatar #15 - moorgar (05/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
ok, storry time

was playing Skyrim and doing the summerset shadows quest (part of the thieves guild)
wanna do 100% stealth, in front of the cave, on my way going in, sneaked through 3 bandits

suddenly i stop and get a conversation scene, it is the courier, giving me the letter for the next shout, bandits kill him
#28 - navien ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
#12 - drtrousersnake (05/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#38 - jmjedi (05/02/2014) [-]
My favorite is when he gives you the letter for the Museum in dawnstar
"You're eyes only...
A guy told me to give these to everyone i saw on the road"
#31 - leafonthewind (05/02/2014) [-]
**leafonthewind rolled user cloymax **
you need this package
my package
no homo
all the homo
User avatar #27 - redzeopoweranger (05/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
when ever i get a letter from him i dont read the letter and drop it in a river
#41 to #27 - wardenspectre (05/02/2014) [-]
BUT ALL THOSE SHOUTS YOU'RE MISSING
BUT ALL THOSE SHOUTS YOU'RE MISSING
#49 - kaycie (05/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - Thevaultboy (05/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Admin, this is getting pretty ridiculous.
User avatar #19 - demcupcakes (05/01/2014) [-]
My courier was naked.
User avatar #51 - karson (05/02/2014) [-]
ok, it's not really been brought to my attention until now, but every courier who has brought a message to me has been wearing only a loin cloth. I don't know why I didn't think that was weird until now.
unmodded, ps3, nothing else buggy, really.
#48 - flambenobunaga (05/02/2014) [-]
When I first read the title, I thought you were insulting my job... No this isn't me. I would take a picture of me in uniform but A: it's 10:30 and B: I ain't getting out of bed.
User avatar #5 - thecakeisaliereal (05/01/2014) [-]
I have never had one of these chase me in weird places. They mostly hand me my mail in a city or somewhere in the wilds. They have never given me my mail in dungeons or keeps or such.
Does that really happen to some people.
User avatar #2 - charagrin (05/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone else stealth kill him after every delivery just to see if he has anything else on him for mail?
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