Fucking Couriers.... .. I swear that bastard is some kind of Daedric Prince who just likes to deliver mail, will find you ANYWHERE. Fucking Couriers I swear that bastard is some kind of Daedric Prince who just likes to deliver mail will find you ANYWHERE
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - Blargosnarf
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(05/01/2014) [-]
I swear that bastard is some kind of Daedric Prince who just likes to deliver mail, ****** will find you ANYWHERE.
User avatar #16 to #6 - admiralen
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(05/01/2014) [-]
more like an aedra in the flesh
User avatar #18 to #6 - kilotech
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(05/01/2014) [-]
head canon?
User avatar #34 to #6 - dyalibya
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(05/02/2014) [-]
>Be me , playing skyrim
>I use the No clipping cheat to enter a dungeon I am not supposed to access yet(under the academy )
>Its empty inside, No enemies or items at all
>suddenly something comes running at me
>I been looking for you
#3 - anon id: 01edde58
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Any else's couriers show up wearing just their underwear and a hat? Kinda makes it awkward. Where do they carry the letters?
#37 to #3 - omghekilledkenny
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(05/02/2014) [-]
I remember that glitch, I had Schlongs of Skyrim installed.
User avatar #13 to #3 - thesovereigngrave
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it can get a bit weird when he delivers you a letter naked in front of the orphanage in Riften.
#14 to #3 - kimilsung
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(05/01/2014) [-]
in their butt hole
User avatar #8 to #3 - yologdog
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(05/01/2014) [-]
"I've got a package for you. Your eyes only..."
User avatar #9 to #8 - popnotes
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#35 to #9 - lordoftheflies
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(05/02/2014) [-]
So Alduin rapes the dragonborn....
www.fanfiction.net/s/9111605/1/A-Night-Without-Stars
#36 to #35 - popnotes
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User avatar #53 to #35 - strangesir
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The Dovahkiin shoulda been an Argonian, to be honest. Makes more sense kinda.
#10 - ncrr
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Fine. I'll Take my Platinum chip to the NCR. Prick.
#29 - iluvnutella
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(05/01/2014) [-]
A giant was chasing me when a naked courier came and stopped my character in his tracks about some message from a friend or whatever, and I was only able to skip through half of the dialog before i became part of the Skyrim Space Program.

Mfw it happened
#32 - chaoticlaw
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(05/02/2014) [-]
Om my first playthrough, when I had just gotten into the Hall of Valor in Sovngarde, a courier popped up as soon as I got out of the dialogue with those three heroes, gave me a letter 'from a friend', and left.   
   
I went outside to see how he got there, and as soon as I left the hall, Alduin flew down and grabbed the guy, disappearing into the vast nothingness.   
   
Is that how the courier gets everywhere? By using an almighty god-like dragon as his personal mode of transportation?
Om my first playthrough, when I had just gotten into the Hall of Valor in Sovngarde, a courier popped up as soon as I got out of the dialogue with those three heroes, gave me a letter 'from a friend', and left.

I went outside to see how he got there, and as soon as I left the hall, Alduin flew down and grabbed the guy, disappearing into the vast nothingness.

Is that how the courier gets everywhere? By using an almighty god-like dragon as his personal mode of transportation?
User avatar #33 to #32 - huntergriff
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(05/02/2014) [-]
...alduin probably ate the ******.
User avatar #47 to #32 - drakevil
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(05/02/2014) [-]
Maybe he was delivering a letter to him too.
User avatar #15 - moorgar
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(05/01/2014) [-]
ok, storry time

was playing Skyrim and doing the summerset shadows quest (part of the thieves guild)
wanna do 100% stealth, in front of the cave, on my way going in, sneaked through 3 bandits

suddenly i stop and get a conversation scene, it is the courier, giving me the letter for the next shout, bandits kill him
User avatar #20 to #15 - kilotech
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the letter should have been on his corpse? or is that just some couriers
User avatar #21 to #20 - moorgar
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just some courier, ran straight through 3 bandits to give me a letter
User avatar #22 to #21 - kilotech
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so the letter was gone? that sucks
User avatar #23 to #22 - moorgar
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nono, he gave it to me, the dialog ended, he got killed by bandids
i stood there in stealth and thought, well, he takes his job serious
User avatar #25 to #23 - kilotech
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what a workaholic
#28 - navien
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#12 - drtrousersnake
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#26 to #12 - hypex
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dota related things <3
#30 to #12 - avocadomessiah
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User avatar #42 to #30 - sabcy
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but he doesn't get any magic until level 2
#38 - jmjedi
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(05/02/2014) [-]
My favorite is when he gives you the letter for the Museum in dawnstar
"You're eyes only...
A guy told me to give these to everyone i saw on the road"
#31 - leafonthewind
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(05/02/2014) [-]
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