Fucking Australia. want sum fuk?. There' s a plant that can kill vou if vou touch it! toroid's, also known as the stinging bush, gympie stinger, mulberry- leave Fucking Australia want sum fuk? There' s a plant that can kill vou if touch it! toroid's also known as the stinging bush gympie stinger mulberry- leave
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - hamsterfriendly
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Middle paragraph...
"It is the most virulent of the Australian species of stinging trees."
Species of stinging trees...
There's more...
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I think I ate one of these once. Had bad diarrhoea.
#32 to #25 - realzzz [OP]
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Something makes me not want to believe you.
User avatar #36 to #32 - vladhellsing
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Would I lie to you?
User avatar #48 to #36 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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I think it's the part about you eating a shrub that is difficult to take seriously.
User avatar #52 to #48 - vladhellsing
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(10/28/2013) [-]
You don't know how we make salad down here.
User avatar #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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If aliens ever want to invade, I hope their advance scouts land in Australia.
"Scout Praxis here. Everyone else is dead. Xeblax was swallowed up by the soil yesterday. It just... dragged him under before any of us could react. Zanderflex finally perished from the wound inflicted on him by what I am choosing to call the 'jumpy punchy ********. Doc would have saved him, but one of his flora samples spat acid at his face during an experiment, and he stumbled blindly into a pit filled with small carnivorous Earth creatures earlier this morning.
The cockpit of our craft is filled with the agile stranglers, and I exhausted my final blaster cell days ago. I am sending this message via emergency beacon in the hopes that someone will receive it and realize this-We can't invade this planet. Everything here can kill us. Even the atmosphere-maintenance lifeforms want us dead. Just...leave it to the pink things. They can have it."
User avatar #43 to #35 - ariusbrightwing
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That's not a bad ******* idea. It could be a movie from the point of view of the aliens, acting as the protagonists, but hey, it's your idea. Don't let me or anyone else change how you see it fit.

#13 - deathtoswag
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Eventually, the plants become so ******* scared of the deadly animals,
they evolve and adapt to kill the **** outta them.
#28 to #13 - anon id: d666c1b5
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please don't tell me you used your own face as a reaction.
User avatar #53 to #28 - deathtoswag
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**** no!
That's my friend.



I'm 10 times sexier than him.
#29 to #13 - sequel
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Well, I there's this one kind of plant that kills animals like sheep to fertilize its soil.

Ah here it is
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-22967160
User avatar #30 to #29 - sequel
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I forgot how I sentence I.
#19 to #13 - infinitereaper
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It's...   
   
happening
It's...

happening
User avatar #21 to #19 - BoatLoadofCMen
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(10/27/2013) [-]
That film is ******* terrible.
#22 to #21 - infinitereaper
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I ******* loved it, **** the critics.
I ******* loved it, **** the critics.
User avatar #45 to #22 - misfitsftw
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(10/27/2013) [-]
your gif reminded me of this guy,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcfHil2AMU
#15 - thenewnuggubler
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this is the same plant, but apparently there's a story of this guy who accidentally wiped his ass with it
#24 to #15 - smokekusheveryday
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(10/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #15 - fedegon
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I think the story was with poison iviy.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thenewnuggubler
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No, I remember that it was some special (and horrifying) plant like this thing, I just can't remember exactly what it was. Poison ivy leaves would be too small to wipe your ass with
User avatar #26 to #15 - ivroht
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That made my butthole pucker in sympathy. My ass is literally knitting buttons out of the seat cover. You devil, I may never **** again.
#2 - crazyolitis
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
Why am I not surprised that the plants from Australia are so dangerous?
#34 - eomond
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(10/27/2013) [-]
No wonder Australians make such good fighting troops. The front line is less dangerous than going for a walk in the woods.
#16 - muricahellyeah
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User avatar #8 - VincentKing
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I heard about that on an excursion on a field trip to a rain forest. Apparently during a war or war game, a soldier was getting ready to shower when they were attacked, so he jumped for the nearest bush, which unfortunately was that one. The pain was so intense that he eventually shot himself.

Oh, and heres a fun fact, moisture makes the infected area hurt more.
User avatar #14 to #8 - yunoknow
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Heard a similar story from a rainforest trip. But my version involved a soldier taking a dump and a god awful poor choice for TP.
User avatar #55 to #14 - VincentKing
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(10/28/2013) [-]
that was the second story. Had to have a fan on his bare ass for months or something
#1 - verycoolcat
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