Fucked. And the who wouldn't shut up is president. Ugly girl is VP... The school I went to had the lowest literacy and highest crime rate in the state, the only instance where my former classmates will be running is if the cops ar dear God shit no High School screwed
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - cockassunited
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The school I went to had the lowest literacy and highest crime rate in the state, the only instance where my former classmates will be running is if the cops are a few steps behind them.
#13 to #3 - cypprus
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I went to a private school...does that make me a stuckup faggot?    
   
 gif could be relevant
I went to a private school...does that make me a stuckup faggot?

gif could be relevant
User avatar #16 to #13 - fukinitech
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no, unless you brag about how much you think public schools are so inferior in compare to your alpha school.
User avatar #17 to #16 - cypprus
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I went to private school for all my life except for my junior and senior year in high school. Yes my family is wealthy but we used to be very poor in the late 90s. It makes me more grateful than most wealthy people but I will admit that sometimes I am very self centered and narcissistic but I dont think that makes me a bad person. Wealth doesnt create douchebaggery. Ignorance does.
#19 to #17 - fukinitech
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That's true, there's a bunch of racist white preps at my school who think they're better because of their parents money. I hate them.
User avatar #20 to #19 - cypprus
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I own a 2010 camaro (bought by my mom's money) and I almost never drive it. I actually wish I had an old truck or an SUV, so I can actually get around but I'm afraid to make my mom feel "stupid" in buying me the car (Yes I love my mother, she brought me into this world, she can take me right the **** out). I had many racists and douchecunts in the private and public school I went to. I just wish this generation hasn't gone completely to ****. I also hope that I myself will not be a selfish dick down the road.
User avatar #21 to #20 - fukinitech
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Most of the kids here who have been spoiled there whole life usually get mixed up with drugs and get in trouble with the law. As long as you have your priorities straight then i don't think you'll become a douchedick.
User avatar #22 to #21 - cypprus
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I live with an arab family so the youngest person always gets shat on (I am the youngest) and my mom spoils my older siblings WAYYYYY too much (turning them into spoiled ***********) and here I am with a car I can't drive in the snow. Dont get me wrong, I'm grateful as ****, but i really dont like it when things dont go my way. but thats life though right?
User avatar #25 to #22 - fukinitech
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I'm not in an arab family but i am the youngest and i know how that feels. My brothers have alot of nice things, and i'm stuck with the basic things. I'm extremely grateful for what i have, but i feel if they can get it, why am i excluded. Am still grateful
#27 to #25 - cypprus
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A lot of people in my High School always wanted to be my friend because I had a nice car and came from a wealthy family. It made me feel like a ******* tool. A girl asked me if I can drive her to 16th st. Mall (Its in colorado) so she can look good. MFW
A lot of people in my High School always wanted to be my friend because I had a nice car and came from a wealthy family. It made me feel like a ******* tool. A girl asked me if I can drive her to 16th st. Mall (Its in colorado) so she can look good. MFW
#28 to #27 - fukinitech
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get all up in that.
get all up in that.
#29 to #28 - cypprus
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She would've told me to **** off as soon as she gets out my car. I only hang out with one person and that's because he's a great guy. I keep to myself mostly though. This site helps me release some of the stress though.
She would've told me to **** off as soon as she gets out my car. I only hang out with one person and that's because he's a great guy. I keep to myself mostly though. This site helps me release some of the stress though.
#30 to #29 - fukinitech
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I had a cool egyptian friend before i moved and he was really rich, he gave my friend a hookah because it was against his religion to smoke i guess.
I had a cool egyptian friend before i moved and he was really rich, he gave my friend a hookah because it was against his religion to smoke i guess.
#31 to #30 - cypprus
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In Islam its against the religion to harm yourself, but there isnt any mention of "NO SMOKING" so almost every arab smokes. I like to smoke hookah occasionally but only with my friend. Islam is very misunderstood but I'm glad people in funnyjunk dont revert to the "every arab is a terrorist" fiasco. Gif sorta not relevant.  remove the "you stupid ****"
In Islam its against the religion to harm yourself, but there isnt any mention of "NO SMOKING" so almost every arab smokes. I like to smoke hookah occasionally but only with my friend. Islam is very misunderstood but I'm glad people in funnyjunk dont revert to the "every arab is a terrorist" fiasco. Gif sorta not relevant. remove the "you stupid ****"
#34 to #31 - fukinitech
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one of his sister smokes, shes extremely ****** hot, just like the rest of his sisters, and its obvious they all practice 'safe' sex. I don't even know where he got the hookah though, and it was really nice, guess his family got dat cash on deck.
one of his sister smokes, shes extremely ****** hot, just like the rest of his sisters, and its obvious they all practice 'safe' sex. I don't even know where he got the hookah though, and it was really nice, guess his family got dat cash on deck.
User avatar #39 to #34 - cypprus
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Money does pay a lot but it changes people. Mostly for the worse.
User avatar #108 to #3 - IAmManbearpig
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I don't know, they sound like politicians to me.
#1 - dnallor
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User avatar #12 to #1 - fatalkill
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Edgy as ****
#37 to #1 - autonomous
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User avatar #10 - hoponthefeelstrain
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This scares me because some girl in my class asked if the Native Americans spoke English like in the movie Pocahontas, like if they already knew English before the settlers came.
She was 18 at the time...
User avatar #11 to #10 - vatra
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Did you slap some sense into her?
User avatar #14 to #11 - hoponthefeelstrain
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all I could do was facepalm.
User avatar #15 to #14 - vatra
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Understandable!
User avatar #105 to #10 - lolchicken
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Girl in my lecture asked what currency meant the other day.
User avatar #18 to #10 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
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There was a girl in my high school class who didn't know who George Washington was...
#52 to #10 - sparkysparkybooman
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I had a girl in my history class a few years back who asked equally stupid questions. (This was my sophomore year). After 2 MONTHS learning about the different things the UN was involved in, right before the test, she asked what the UN was. We had to re-explain it to her.   
   
When learning about Bosnia, she asked why we didn't just send 'Thousands of buses and drive them (the refugees) back to  america"...   
   
When learning about the Iraq and Afghanistan war, she asked why we didn't just nuke their countries and "get it over with".   
   
Oh man there was so much more but it was years ago and I can't remember. But hey, she had an amazing rack.
I had a girl in my history class a few years back who asked equally stupid questions. (This was my sophomore year). After 2 MONTHS learning about the different things the UN was involved in, right before the test, she asked what the UN was. We had to re-explain it to her.

When learning about Bosnia, she asked why we didn't just send 'Thousands of buses and drive them (the refugees) back to america"...

When learning about the Iraq and Afghanistan war, she asked why we didn't just nuke their countries and "get it over with".

Oh man there was so much more but it was years ago and I can't remember. But hey, she had an amazing rack.

User avatar #62 to #52 - hoponthefeelstrain
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your comment made me wanna thumb you, then I saw you mentioned her rack, then I saw your username and decided you deserved a thumb
#69 to #62 - sparkysparkybooman
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Damn straight! Grats, you're the third person in a few years to notice.
Damn straight! Grats, you're the third person in a few years to notice.
User avatar #70 to #69 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I bought a sparkysparkyboomman shirt lol. How could I not notice? But the reason I was annoyed that you mentioned her tits is cause, I mean if she was dumb an unattractive no one would have even farted in her general direction.
#72 to #70 - sparkysparkybooman
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" no one would have even farted in her general direction."
" no one would have even farted in her general direction."
User avatar #73 to #72 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Well it's true. There's a girl in my class, you can tell she's not mentally right and she's not ugly but she's not gorgeous either. So most people ignore the fact that she's struggling a little in that class.
#77 to #73 - sparkysparkybooman
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Yeah the girl in my class was real hot; easily one of the top girls in my school (though my school at the time was fairly large, 4500+ students), and popular, so things she said mattered more. She was literally the only thing that made that class entertaining; her hotness and her stupid comments.
User avatar #82 to #77 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I used to look forward to going to one class because my best friend sat behind me and this really cute really tall and nice smelling guy sat in front of me. We were sorta in the corner and used to crack up aaaaaaaaaaalll the time. And he was so nice too, then he mentioned his gf and we got our seats changed for talking too much, now I hate that class.
#38 to #10 - mitchr
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What the hell.
What the hell.
User avatar #26 to #10 - yuukoku
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Dear God, she shouldn't be allowed to run a lemonade stand.
User avatar #35 to #26 - hoponthefeelstrain
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what scares me more is that she's pretty and promiscuous.
User avatar #40 to #35 - yuukoku
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Then she'll marry somebody smarter and become a stay-at-home mom. There are men and women meant for greatness and then there are people who you can usually tell where they'll end up. She's one of those people.
#41 to #40 - anon id: b9cd9a5e
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unless she's black. She'll just end up as a single mother sucking welfare out of the system.
User avatar #42 to #41 - yuukoku
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You can usually tell who those girls are by their names.

If it's something long and hard to pronounce with at least one "Q" in it, then that's who you're talking about.
User avatar #51 to #42 - badmotorfinger
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Exhibit A: Lisa.
Exhibit B: Laquanda

User avatar #54 to #51 - yuukoku
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You forgot:
Shaniqua
Shaquisha
Shaquira
Laquisha
Daquon
Shakir'ray

Yeah, there's tons without the Q, but they're obviously ghetto ass names.
User avatar #55 to #54 - badmotorfinger
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such as La-a
User avatar #56 to #55 - yuukoku
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...that's a name?
User avatar #57 to #56 - badmotorfinger
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LaDASHa
User avatar #59 to #57 - yuukoku
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There are also those names that try to be other names, but are spelled completely wrong.

Kahrmn =/= Carmen
User avatar #60 to #59 - badmotorfinger
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whats with ghetto black people naming their kids weird **** anyway
User avatar #61 to #60 - yuukoku
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We've discussed this. Ghetto people aren't smart. Blacks and whites don't have much of a culture to go off of, so you don't see Mexicans needing to come up with something, they have names that they're proud of. Poorer white people usually get biblical names or are named after a family member because they're proud of those names. Ghetto black people seem to need to be unique or different, so they name their kids these weird names because old names just aren't good enough. That, or they just don't know any good names to pick because, like I said before, these people aren't very smart and it's usually only the mom picking the name.
User avatar #64 to #61 - badmotorfinger
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Theres a difference between wanting to be unique
and naming your daughter Friedchickenisha
User avatar #65 to #64 - yuukoku
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>THESE PEOPLE AREN'T VERY SMART

That's why they're living off of welfare at the bottom of the food chain. I'm not going to say that I don't care about people, but sometimes people are living in bad conditions because they put themselves there. They had a kid at 15 or something, dropped out of highschool, and spend every amount of money they scrape together on things that will never help them in the long run. Your name is usually representative of the kind of people your parents are. You will never see a black family where the father is a lawyer naming their kids "Shaniqua."
User avatar #71 to #65 - hoponthefeelstrain
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The only problem I have with this is that you assume they're all living off of welfare or something. When you think of a poor single parent white family people usually assume the mom is working 283 jobs trying to support her kids, change the race to a black single mother and she's a loose hoe collecting welfare.
User avatar #67 to #65 - badmotorfinger
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can't argue with that.
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User avatar #83 - muffintime
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some chick in my grad class stuck a wine bottle (the wide part not the skinny part) up another chick in my grad class vagina.... The other chick wanted the wide part in her...

We are ******...
User avatar #104 to #83 - enigmaticspirit
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How did you find this out? Was it somewhere public? Or did word just get around? Also how the hell is that possible?

This raises many questions.
User avatar #110 to #104 - muffintime
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I was at the party and my friend video taped it...
#93 to #83 - alstorp
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Comment Picture
#88 to #83 - oodlesandoodles
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Damn it, I'll never get to sleep if this keeps up
Damn it, I'll never get to sleep if this keeps up
#96 - ludislavonac
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Hmm let's see, all of my former classmates have entered college, so we have: several law students, a doctor, two agronomists, a few engineers, a few economists etc. I think it wouldn't even be half that bad if we ran the country.
#89 - anonisdead
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so it goes...
User avatar #100 to #89 - zombiepipboy
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the ashes of the wake
#94 - casualgamerdk
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Suddenly i remember the Visual Novel Osananajimi wa Daitouryou....
Suddenly i remember the Visual Novel Osananajimi wa Daitouryou....
User avatar #23 - solarisofcelestia
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Depends what year, and what class.
User avatar #33 - leglesslegolegolas
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True terror is waking up to find that everything you own has been taken and replaced by an exact copy. Including your bed, bedding, and your pajamas, or whatever you wear to bed.

Or finding out that someone has been living in your bedroom wall for several years. That's what those little holes above your bed were for...
User avatar #50 to #33 - badmotorfinger
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somebody was living in your walls?
the ****?
User avatar #53 to #50 - leglesslegolegolas
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Where did I say it was true?
#43 to #33 - mircavera
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What have you been smoking?
User avatar #47 to #43 - leglesslegolegolas
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Crack.
#49 to #47 - mircavera
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User avatar #44 to #43 - klokwork
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Steven King.
#45 to #44 - mircavera
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I finally have even the slightest reason to use this.
User avatar #32 - toosexyforyou
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My high school had about 200 students total, it was a charter school, we took our classes at a community college and graduated with a high school diploma and an AA degree. Sure we had some pot heads and not everyone could have their grades in the top 10% since the senior class I was in had 66 students, but if my high school were to run this country, we would actually be alright.
User avatar #46 to #32 - loonquawl
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Well aren't you special...
User avatar #91 to #46 - toosexyforyou
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well everyone else is saying how their highschool would **** up the country, i thought people might want to know that there are schools out there that are worth a ****