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Fuck your Friendzone

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Anonymous (ID: 03/ . 55: 54 No. 462447852
e me, 24
ante and fight, break up
anew a new girl
every interesting. beautiful, engineer
stall in love
agirl say I' m perfect. become intimate friends
sshe knows I like her, but oint want anything with me
Hells me about every guy she *****
bone day she gets drunk and we **** . she says its a one night thing
volie lie to all furfriends we never even kissed
he‘ s like a brother's me"
months later me and ex . make things work
arm happy now
anew girlishly
bask me out, wants to go to a motel
why, anon?"
fl love you. yours like a sister's me"
Moodyl avenged you, . Today I friendzoner.
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#3 - mangoroid (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - nimba (11/07/2013) [+] (31 replies)
I don't see why all these dudes hang around girls that they so desperately want to **** even after being rejected. Like why not grow some and **** off
User avatar #4 to #2 - spikethepony (11/07/2013) [-]
As a "friendzoned" guy, I have to say I actually prefer my crush's friendship to ******* off. Honestly, I don't see why guys think they have to stick their dicks in the chocolate milk to enjoy it. Metaphorically speaking, I hope.
#1 - regfridge (11/07/2013) [-]
>His face when
#35 - majorkok (11/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
OP lied, there's no beautiful engineers. Girl engineers are scarce to begin with.
#38 to #35 - tabarzins (11/08/2013) [-]
They're also all spies.
#33 - ronyx ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #41 to #33 - idoliam (11/08/2013) [-]
That looks like a black Red Foreman
#13 - thunderpony (11/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - fukinitech (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
not really a friendzone if you **** her.
#40 - kvjacks (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - gux (11/08/2013) [-]
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#56 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
hell, and i have thought that we are already past that "le firendzone" whinning times of our lives. You are just making even bigger beta of yourself and everyone else who reads it.
User avatar #67 to #63 - krobeles (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm not the Anon from above, but i entirely agree with him.
Your move.
#37 - tabarzins (11/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - marlton ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
But does she solve practical problems?
#80 - arollinggolem (11/08/2013) [-]
I applaud you sir
I applaud you sir
#73 - Lateralism (11/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #81 to #77 - capslockrage (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he didn't know it was a "doc scratch" or whatever ****** thing you're rambling on about, he most likely just thought it was just some picture of some dancing thing, and posted it in this post, because it resembles the "victory" the guy telling the story had.
#62 - kahoshi (11/08/2013) [-]
Today is a good day to cry.
Today is a good day to cry.
User avatar #7 - ultimatebadass (11/07/2013) [-]
similar situation, me and the girl that friendzoned me ****** a couple drunk times, and now I act like I don't want her that way and it drives her nuts
a couple weeks ago she sat on my lap and put her face to my face and said "I think I like you as more than a friend" I replied "I like you..... as a friend" she got pissed and I felt awesome ps. she turned out to be a massive slut so I literally couldn't date her and so truly feel that way now
#65 - PublicEnemy (11/08/2013) [-]
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#64 - mrpavelowgrimm (11/08/2013) [-]
As I read the ending.
As I read the ending.
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