Fuck you

So this is my first OG post in about a decade. I've been an anon on this site since the green days (og fj'ers whats good). I've tolerated the reposts and the ******** memes because it makes me laugh again, which is the whole ****** point of this site!

But **** YOU if you're going for thumbs with this pandering ******** . Honestly, **** your pitiful soul you worthless **** toad. You want to pay for thumbs (whether u get the steam for free or not is irrelevant) then go **** your own Instagram account cause I bet real dollars you have one.

Since its Chirstmas eve and my jewish self is fueled by all the scotch that exists let me continue. **** you if you're trying to make this site a center for misogynistic ******** . Yes, feminism has its flaws. But if you're one of those dickdouches that thinks women belong in the kitchen, you deserve no better treatment than the purple haired femnaz's that you critique. Seriously, **** you. And to those who argue that black people are worth less than white people because of whatever twisted **** your mind has conjured up, **** you because your ignorance is so ****** that Eric ******* Cartman would come off as more educated than your bitch ass. You suck ass sperm.

If FunnyJunk could have any collective New Years Resolution in 2016 I would argue that it should focus around these three points:
1. Is your content funny? (No? **** off)
2. Is your content pandering for thumbs? (Yes? **** off)
3. Add block? Maybe

Merry Christmas -your vengeful jew.

Bring back the green FJ -the OG's from before you were born [not admin, just u punk ass bitches, admin I love you(s)]