fuck you David
so I' m the asshole
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sacredmagic (12/30/2015) [-] As of right now, your comment has exactly 50% of the thumbs of the content.
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malhaloc (12/30/2015) [-] You're supposed to let him. Yeah it'll hurt like hell but then he'll know not to do it.
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skumbaner ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Because of stuff like the post. They cry for nothing, they're illogical, sometimes evil, sometimes they don't even understand what you're saying. I suppose it gets better when they're teenagers, but that's when they start to be rebellious. When they're finally adults and reasonable human beings, it's time for them to move out. You just can't win.
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rockamekishiko (12/31/2015) [-] Because they were just ******* born, you gotta teach them.
Well raised kids aren't rebellious twats when they are teenagers. When they are adults, they are still part of your family, **** , they'll probably appreciate you more then.
Expecting a newborn to be logical is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
Well raised kids aren't rebellious twats when they are teenagers. When they are adults, they are still part of your family, **** , they'll probably appreciate you more then.
Expecting a newborn to be logical is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
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softlyrustled (12/30/2015) [-] **softlyrustled used "*roll picture*"**
**softlyrustled rolled image** I don't like kids, but I want one. Explain that.
**softlyrustled rolled image** I don't like kids, but I want one. Explain that.
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deathstare (12/30/2015) [-] Instinct. You think Geese like flying halfway round the globe every six months?
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thepizzadevourer (12/30/2015) [-] So I've got 5 younger siblings, and yes, they're incredibly annoying a decent portion of the time
Buuuut I wouldn't trade 'em for anything, either. It's pretty easy to see the negative side of kids, but there are a lot of nice things too. Quick example: one time, my littlest brother did something and wanted to blame it on Satan, but couldn't remember his name.
Mom: "Why'd you do the thing?"
Brother: "You know God?"
Mom: "Yes . . ?"
Brother: "Well, the other guy made me do it."
Buuuut I wouldn't trade 'em for anything, either. It's pretty easy to see the negative side of kids, but there are a lot of nice things too. Quick example: one time, my littlest brother did something and wanted to blame it on Satan, but couldn't remember his name.
Mom: "Why'd you do the thing?"
Brother: "You know God?"
Mom: "Yes . . ?"
Brother: "Well, the other guy made me do it."
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redzeopoweranger (12/29/2015) [-] same here, its like being handed a big box of bricks while swimming in the deep end
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anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Great representation of modern SJW when they cant get their way (their way being something that will result horribly).
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samoaspider (12/30/2015) [-] I don't know the word for it but for babies, crying is a way of getting what they want. They learn it fast and will realize they can't get what they want just by crying many-many years later.
The only solution is to pick him up and give some other activity to do than staring at the not-so-childproof wall.
The only solution is to pick him up and give some other activity to do than staring at the not-so-childproof wall.
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heartlessrobot (12/30/2015) [-] Then first off, don't respond to the crying. They learn it gets them nowhere and never learn to cry for what they want, and go from there.
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iridium (12/30/2015) [-] The problem is that never responding to crying is extremely bad. You need to respond to the kid in some way, otherwise the child could be in actual serious pain and nothing would be done. Crying is an innate response for the child getting his/her simple needs.
Up till 18 months, the kid can't even tell that the reflection in the mirror isn't another person, you really think that they're going to understand that "Crying about this is going to get me attention and crying about this isn't?" Kids are dumb like that. They usually mellow out after crying for too long, but training them not to cry is bad for them. It leads to needs-neglect and I've read about some recent studies that have shown that the constant state of stress (and thus the release of stress hormones) for a crying baby that is left to cry has bad effects on their brain development.
Up till 18 months, the kid can't even tell that the reflection in the mirror isn't another person, you really think that they're going to understand that "Crying about this is going to get me attention and crying about this isn't?" Kids are dumb like that. They usually mellow out after crying for too long, but training them not to cry is bad for them. It leads to needs-neglect and I've read about some recent studies that have shown that the constant state of stress (and thus the release of stress hormones) for a crying baby that is left to cry has bad effects on their brain development.
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wizlock (12/30/2015) [-] **wizlock used "*roll picture*"**
**wizlock rolled image**
And that's when I realised plugging in my penis is not a good idea
**wizlock rolled image**
And that's when I realised plugging in my penis is not a good idea
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theugandanhero (12/30/2015) [-] Jesus
How have I never seen you around here yet your name's bluer than my testicles
How have I never seen you around here yet your name's bluer than my testicles
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repostforlife (12/30/2015) [-] isn't that the truth of FJ, doesn't matter how long you might have been gone, you still end up coming back
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pickanickname (12/30/2015) [-] Fag got lying, I will get - thumbs and won't give a **** , pleb comments ranking fr life
