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User avatar #4 - nemesisapoc (09/09/2015) [-]
As a Texan, I can relate to you, but your country has it a whole lot worse than Texas. Our illegal immigrant problem has been a slow trickle and you're experiencing a flood.
User avatar #379 to #4 - asmodeu (09/10/2015) [-]
At least them spics aren't a bunch of ************* muslims.
User avatar #573 to #379 - asmodeu (09/10/2015) [-]
> post racist comment
> get thumbed up
> feelsgoodman

But in all seriousness, even before this whole ISIS crisis, muslims have caused a lot of problems throughout Europe. I witnessed their gross lack of common sense, arrogance and evident superiority multiple times. I'm not saying all of them are like that - I have not met all of them, but most of the ones I met are like that.

This one time, a kebap was drunk outside a club and a couple passed by when he said "Hey, I want to **** your girlfriend in the ass !". The boyfriend was a pretty massive guy and he approached him with the intent of calling him out and beating his ass. Kebap was all like "I am guest in your country, you respect me !" and after 2 minutes of back and forth kebapness a whole gang of 6 kebaps gathered around, looking menacingly. They were all calm, but were ready to murder the guy at first sight of violence. Boyfriend then had to leave.

This other time, a kebap was drunk in a club and was trying to dance with every single girl there. By dancing I mean posting himself behind girls and moving his hips like some weirdo ******* creep. I usually don't like clubs, I just go for my gf's sake - it's just too loud, there's too much smoke (because people are allowed to smoke in clubs where I am from) and most of the times I can barely breathe, despite being a smoker myself. So kebap tried to do that with my girlfriend and I jumped off my chair, went over and started dancing myself. By dancing I mean making some weird moves that may pass off as dancing, but doing so I was being physical with the guy: I pushed him around, I blocked him from getting near anyone in my group. At one point I got tired of that because he kept on trying and trying so I confronted him "Hey, what's your problem ?" "I want to **** a bitch" "Yeah well all these girls are taken, go look somewhere else" "Are they taken by you ?" "Yes" "Can you give me one of them ?" "No" "Can you help me find a bitch ?". I **** you not, this is how it happened. He was either drunk or high off his ass because the things coming out of his mouth were just ******* stupid. It seems to me like he thought women in European countries would **** just about anyone. It's disgusting.

I hate it whenever I see a room put up for rent with the title "Muslim only". Bitch, this is not your country: you come here, you respect us and maybe - just maybe you will get some respect in return.

So yeah, I generally dislike muslims. Met 1-2 cool ones, but they all have a weird ass mentality.
User avatar #643 to #573 - thatfoulstench (09/10/2015) [-]
i know how you feel dude. I go to school at Northern Kentucky University, and i gotta tell ya, a lot of the muslim people there are dicks. I became friends with a few who were ok. They cared about their education and one was even applying for citizenship and planned on contributing to society by way of a mechanical engineering degree. However, a lot of them come over here using oil money or government money, to just blow on everything they want, like brand new cars. I had a History of the French revolution class with a bunch of Arab students, and guess how many people showed up to class on a regular basis. me, three other white kids, and the one black kid. The arabs were failing because they refused to go to class. The teacher i had was the sweetest old lady in the world, but these dune coons constantly tried to take advantage of her kindness. When she would discuss their grades with them, she would walk into the hallway in case they tried anything. I was told by my teacher, if i hear an argument getting heated in her office, i should barge in. I almost did once. These arabs complained to our History dept. chair, and he allowed them to makeup thier midterms so that they could at least pass. Only two students showed. The others never came after complaining and were sent back to their home countries. Because according to their visas, if they fail one class, they're out.

tl;dr version:
i to have met Muslim kids who were dicks and some who were ok. but the dick to ok ratio is like 10 dick muslims to 1 ok muslim. i too dislike most muslims.
User avatar #576 to #573 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
It's simple bro. They come from countries that desperately need femenism...that's why they have little social norms that hold them back from being outright douche bags towards women.
User avatar #581 to #576 - asmodeu (09/10/2015) [-]
It's not just being douches towards women - there's also their men.
Isn't it an insult in their culture to even LOOK at someone's wife ?
User avatar #583 to #581 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
im not too sure about their specific culture but in most places like this, without a whif of femenism, women are treated like baby carriers and cleaners. If its common and socially normal for a husband to beat their wife i don't think they would care much if other men shot hints at her from time to time. also, they probably keep their own wives locked up at home anyway, anything outside is probably seen as "fair game".
#362 to #4 - lmrml (09/10/2015) [-]
heh... flood.... texas...


I'll just be going now
#1015 to #362 - nemesisapoc (09/10/2015) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**Oh goddammit I lol'd tho.
#593 to #362 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
boooo
User avatar #226 to #4 - rundas (09/10/2015) [-]
Not necessarily true. The rate is different, but let's not forget that they haven't had this problem as long as America. America has 25 million illegals, Europe has around a million.
User avatar #603 to #226 - alimais (09/10/2015) [-]
Yeah but In the US you can't survive without working meanwhile in Europe ...
User avatar #934 to #603 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2015) [-]
Yes you can, people are not only surviving but thriving off our welfare.
User avatar #1111 to #934 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
not for immigrants. my parents didn't even qualify for welfare. both my parents worked and my mom still had to work while pregnant with me. hell, my dad still has to work in a manual labor job that pays below minimum wage.

i have never thrived in my entire life, power outages, cut phone lines...having thanksgiving dinner at events for homeless people.

if someone could have redirect my family to the source of welfare that allow people to thrive back then, then maybe i wouldnt take your comment as an insult.
User avatar #1168 to #1111 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2015) [-]
It's mostly people abusing it that thrive. Usually putting down false info that benefits them, such as they have 7 kids when they only have 3, or some such. My friend explained how his family did it before both his parents got jobs, but I forget the details.
User avatar #1225 to #1168 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
i get that. i dont think thats the majority though, just to clear things. but it also depends the culture too, in my community people were seen as desperate if they exagerated things like that. even then most mexican immigrants are too prideful as it is, when my parents became citizens they never lied about dependants and things like that.

i can see how that would be the cae in other groups, but in my community nobody had anything flashy off of welfare.
User avatar #450 to #226 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
atleast the majority of illegal immigrants are hardworking people. my parents are immigrants so i can only speak about my own race, but we didnt come for welfare we came for work and we started working as soon as we got here.
#1414 to #450 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Married to a Mexican. 60% of Mexicans are pieces of **** and ghetto as **** . I dislike roughly the same amount of white people but there doesn't seem to be as many that are ****** , just people I dislike. ******* are closer to like 97% being ****** though.
User avatar #803 to #450 - wtfduud (09/10/2015) [-]
The European immigrants have a whole different mindset. It's a case of "Go into this country, get as much free money as possible, and then back to Afghanistan". I even knew an Somalian couple that got 8 kids since moving to Denmark, because the state pays them depending on how many kids they have. All of them had to share a tiny room.

Source: Live in Denmark.
User avatar #501 to #450 - rundas (09/10/2015) [-]
Well that's the issue. Is it really any surprise that there's a significant difference in character between those who come for work and those who come for taxpayers' money?
User avatar #572 to #501 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
True..it seems that the immigrants that go to Europe go for the welfare. I know that the majority of immigrants from mexico go to the US primarily for work, Mexicans are hard working people.
#203 to #4 - somehowaddicted (09/10/2015) [-]
Also, you have a lot of guns....Europe have rocks and sticks and its still illegal to use that...
User avatar #658 to #203 - magicka (09/10/2015) [-]
I would love to own a gun in England I can at the moment but the laws are very ****
User avatar #144 to #4 - dasbrot (09/10/2015) [-]
As a fellow American, I can say that at least the mexicans show an urge to integrate into our society as best they can. Yes many are still illegal immigrants and even though "dey terk er jerbs", they do it to sustain themselves in hopes of becoming official residents/citizens. They don't seek a free meal ticket (not all of them at least). They give back to their protectors.
User avatar #663 to #144 - magicka (09/10/2015) [-]
I rarely see that mentality where I am as most people just don't want to work and will abuse the system because of that. It's made even worse because if you say anything people just lose their **** so nothing happens and the media seee them as victims . I'm English not American
User avatar #438 to #144 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
Thank you sir. I am the son if an illegal immigrant who became a citizen, and I may be biased but from my own personal experience most immigrants are hardworking and work many hours. My dad worked in the I fields and continues to work there to this day, I worked in the fields as well but not as often now. I will say this, and I strongly say this with the bottom of my heart, most immigrants(atleast from mexico) don't come here for welfare...they come here for low paying jobs.

My dad used to workwith a fake social security number, and because of that he was not able to take any of the benefits he had been paying for. This is the same for many fellow illegal immigrants from mexico, and I'm not saying this to justify any welfare I'm saying this to show that we do pay into the system.

Also I'm not taking anything it on you, I just appreciate when people have sympathy for us. Also, I'm glad that we are atleast not like these Syrians despite the psuedo war in my country.
User avatar #70 to #4 - instalation (09/09/2015) [-]
And at least our immigrants work too for less than minimum wage. I can't imagine what it'd be like to have something like what Denmark is going through.
#65 to #4 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Seeing you're Texan, I'm going to guess you're Republican. That seems to be the statistical stereotype at least. If not, I apologize.

But recently I've been coming to terms with the Republican point of view. I'm looking at our politicians, Europe has become a push-over, afraid to hurt someone's sentiments to protect their own interests while the world around us openly ignores UN conventions they signed previously. In my opinion, the Republican party's figureheads are a bunch of idiots, the ones like Rick Santorum especially only ******* politician I would not cry over if he got his ass shot but I get the need to draw a harsher line. The rest of the world will walk over you otherwise.
#97 to #65 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Californian here (I lived in Texas for a spell though) and I'll just say this: California and Texas have the same problem when it comes to politics: they're both Gerrymandered as **** , for the Democrats in California and the Republicans in Texas. Hell, in the latter's case they BRAG that it's almost impossible for the Democratic Party to gain any headway in Texas because they ****** everything up.

The real problem of course is the duopoly that the Republicans and Democrats have enjoyed for too long. We need third parties to come along and force them to actually do something useful, or else lose their hold on power.
#48 to #4 - marmiteistasty (09/09/2015) [-]
I mean I get that but they very much are not illegal immigrants. They're refugees. There's a difference, and I'll probably lose internet points for saying yeah, nobody wants to live in a war zone. Should other countries' governments do something about it? Yeah, totally. Are there refugees camping out in my yard nearly every day? Yeah, there are.
I mean, FJ's got a pretty... clear stance on this matter, so maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, but I really... don't see how the refugee situation is... that one sided.
#1077 to #48 - justtocomment (09/10/2015) [-]
Look at the 2nd picture in the post.
And they are actively trying to illegally enter Sweden: that's the whole point of this post.
User avatar #822 to #48 - armwulf (09/10/2015) [-]
Well... to be fair... Central America is ALSO a war zone. Of drug cartels.
User avatar #446 to #48 - elyiia (09/10/2015) [-]
Refugees are supposed to seek refugee in the first safe country they come to, if they don't they're not refugees any more they're illegal immigrants.
User avatar #46 to #4 - commoncrunch (09/09/2015) [-]
It wasn't always just Mexicans. Remember Hurricane Katrina, and the influx of New Orleans citizens that evacuated wherever they could? Some still haven't gone back, and it's been ten years.
#98 to #46 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
In their defense some of them didn't have a whole lot to go back to.
User avatar #50 to #46 - nemesisapoc (09/09/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, yes, I'm all too familiar with katrina trash. My home town (Bridge City) is right on the border of Louisiana. Right off of I-10. We got hit pretty hard 10 years ago. Not so bad now, but still noticeable.
#35 to #4 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
I dunno man, a lot of the illegals at least from my experience with them are slat of the earth, hard working folks who just want a better life. These "refugees" on the other hand just want that sweet welfare.

tfw an immigrant on our build team always puts in twice the effort of everyone else.
#40 to #35 - justtocomment (09/09/2015) [-]
The problem is the illegal immigrants don't contribute to the whole pot. People say they can't receive benefits like welfare (which is true, though some do cheat the system) but there are many additional benefits to living in this country. Public education, transportation, and clinics (which they do use in droves) are resources being utilized by people who do not pay into it properly. Most famously is the WIC program: an illegal immigrant has a child, so that child qualifies for WIC and many single-parent benefits offered on a state and federal level. The benefits go to the mother who then distributes as she sees fit. It also makes law enforcement more difficult because someone with a criminal record won't be identified in our records if they didn't come here legally.
The fact is, if you really are just a hard worker looking for a better life, work visas are a dime a dozen. And can be obtained on both sides of the border.
User avatar #441 to #40 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
Illegal immigrants do contribute actually( field workers and similar) To work in the fields you need a social security number, since the workers are obliviously illegal they use fake ones. The checks are payed with the usual tax deductions like any other check from any other job, however, since they used a fake social in the first place this money is un-retrievable. I worked in the fields and used a fake social, I'm never seeing those benefits that the taxes from my check payed for.
#1080 to #441 - justtocomment (09/10/2015) [-]
You see the benefit every time you get on a bus. Every day of public school. Every time you drive on a highway. And especially every time you go to the free clinic or emergency room.
None of us are going to get social security: that **** is going to be bankrupt by the time I'm 40.
User avatar #1095 to #1080 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
people have to pay to get on the bus, and even then...all the immigrants at my old job either walked (miles) biked, or carpooled with us or others. public schooling can have a return value in the future. free clinics, pretty much...BUT,

there still exists sales tax, property tax, tax from checks, and various other forms of taxes immigrants pay into. sales tax is obviously hard to avoid, they live in housing, and while they may pay through cash the landlords pay taxes for the properties through the payment of the tennants. likewise, social security is not the only thing people get taxed for on their checks, those taxes go to just about everything, i mean...if you ever gotten a check you see the taxes they take out are not just social security.

Even then, if you were to argue that immigrants dont cover the cost of what they take out (debatable) atleast they are not complete leaches. they do work that nobody wants to do meanwhile still pay into the system on a minimum wage job. and i dunno personally i feel somewhat entitled, both of my grandparents worked here for literal pennies and cents in what was dubbed modern day slavery (bracero program) doing a job that was necessary for the united states (they were contracted to come from mexico to work in the united states due to a lack of farmworker laborforce) before being kicked out (despite gaining and earning citizenship, but they looked like mexicans so they got deported anyway).
User avatar #1098 to #1095 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
edit...BELOW minimum wage jobs.
User avatar #404 to #40 - thegrimpoe (09/10/2015) [-]
thats like saying people who have a car shouldn't pay any taxes for public transport like train or bus, because they don't use them while others reap the rewards. Wrong, the people reaping the reward benefit the society as a whole through that service. Highways are the number one type of these policies and affect you through interstate commerce or your daily commute
#11 to #4 - justtocomment (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, as strongly as I do feel about the illegal immigration problem, I will say we're actually doing a decent job of it. Far from perfect, but the system we have just needs to be improved upon.
******* refugees though - I want to believe it's mostly over hyped right-wing fear mongering (ya know how FJ can be) but I haven't seen anything saying to the contrary of these articles and posts.
User avatar #596 to #11 - punxy (09/10/2015) [-]
I pretty much saw a lot of this in the news two days ago, and I'm not completely sure, but as far as I know the danish news media is pretty reliable.
#38 to #11 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Thank you for posting this. I get real news on FJ and entertainment on American news now....
User avatar #16 to #11 - darthtomale (09/09/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVV6_1Sef9M

Understanding the Refugee Crisis in Europe, Syria, and around the World

funnyjunk is like fox news right now.
User avatar #376 to #16 - Mortuus (09/10/2015) [-]
Don't try logic here. It's a *********** .
User avatar #356 to #16 - vortexrain (09/10/2015) [-]
I usually like his videos. Who cares about humanitarianism if you don't have the mean to treat everyone the way they want? Not to mention that a lot of these assholes are just heading to Europe for benefits. **** them.
User avatar #276 to #16 - jewbob (09/10/2015) [-]
Would you rather it be MSNBC, CNN, BBC, or Al J or something? There isn't a facet of mainstream media that isn't a piece of **** .
User avatar #274 to #16 - xsap (09/10/2015) [-]
"hurr durr fox news is retarded because they racist lol why cant u love minority dick XD"

you
User avatar #133 to #53 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
swell with german pride. the fatherland. SIEG HEIL
#95 to #53 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
he was close to figuring it out but his solution was way off. Its freedom, true freedom not dictators that would crumble the dealers table.
#39 to #16 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
BOOOOOOOOOOHIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOO HISSS..... BOO
#26 to #16 - justtocomment (09/09/2015) [-]
Okay so you literally did not answer my question. You did what left wing media has done for decades: took a question "are these refugees really being this ******* obnoxious to their host countries, are they deliberately avoiding countries that offer fewer benefits, are these countries really being chastised for trying to lower benefits given to these refugees?" and turned it into bleeding-heart nonsense. "This title boy drowned and this many people are dead" doesn't explain why these refugees are breaking international law to get into Sweden if they aren't actually being forced.
******* liberal nonsense - your video lost me at the "all one species" trope. That same excuse gets rolled out whenever someone asks the legitimate question "What about my country?"
User avatar #580 to #26 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
Media doesn't care about left/ right wing..it's about sensationalism. I lean left wing and I don't care about refugees.
#1066 to #580 - justtocomment (09/10/2015) [-]
What? Do you just not watch the news or something? Every media outlet has political bias, that's why Fox and CBS get so much flack. How do you not actually see the political bias of these outlets?
User avatar #1069 to #1066 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
i dont watch these sources of news. i admit sources like these do have a bias. i made a comment before i could think of these.
#1071 to #1069 - justtocomment (09/10/2015) [-]
But it's every source. Every single one of them. Some may be leas biased than others, but I defy you to show me a news outlet that doesn't lean toward a specific party.
User avatar #1078 to #1071 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
well to be honest i personally filter out bias in news (but even then my statement could be a personal bias). im studying psychology and have gone over priming effects in media and politics extensively, so im pretty confident in my ability to avoid BS in most news outlets....nevertheless, i was wrong to say that news doesn't have bias. my bad.
User avatar #840 to #580 - ohkirby (09/10/2015) [-]
I'd say a lot of media is very influenced by right/left wing, not gonna lie but I guess it probably differs depending on where you live and what you watch

I'm pretty far to the left as well, but the refugees who are ignoring the fact they have somewhere safe to sleep ******* disgust me and I feel nothing for them.
User avatar #923 to #840 - donatelo (09/10/2015) [-]
yea i guess it does actually.. i just hate when people think that just because i lean left wing they know where i stand on an issue. that influenced why i had issue with associating something to the left.
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