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User avatar #147 - epicpoop [OP](08/23/2015) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by epicpoop
thanks for front page bois
#184 to #36 - ricocase (08/23/2015) [-]
Were can i find this video
User avatar #89 to #36 - mrturferpop (08/23/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that joke in forever.
User avatar #45 to #36 - geeky (08/23/2015) [-]
Louisville mentioned, swell with baseball and gang activity
User avatar #57 to #56 - geeky (08/23/2015) [-]
Touchdown!
#102 to #36 - jokersaysamuseme (08/23/2015) [-]
"...like Captain Morgan."

Now we know why he's got that grin on his face.
#42 to #36 - notapornstar ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
I.... What
User avatar #1 - dutchfag (08/22/2015) [-]
I really enjoyed this guy's stories
User avatar #4 to #1 - amagicalwhimsy (08/23/2015) [-]
His voice is a good fit for the type of stories too
User avatar #182 to #4 - yuichka (08/23/2015) [-]
His voice is sex to my ears
#62 - theshrew ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
mfw im wearing the same shirt as the dude

User avatar #172 to #62 - civilizationv (08/23/2015) [-]
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
User avatar #166 to #62 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
why did you cut the arms off or buy a shirt with no arms?
User avatar #176 to #166 - trolljunkusa (08/23/2015) [-]
Because sometimes the weather gets hot you ignorant retard
User avatar #190 to #176 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
and 6 less inches of sleeve make a difference? So buy a regular tank top so you don't look like you were raised in a trailer park.
User avatar #191 to #190 - theshrew ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Its one of my ****** workout shirt, sorry my fashion sense isn't as well as yours.
User avatar #192 to #191 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
no if its just a work out shirt thats fine just dont expect anyone to take you seriously if you wear it in public
#193 to #192 - deadlydong (08/24/2015) [-]
What if he works out and looks like John cena in the future and then wears the shirt? Would you not take cena serious?
What if he works out and looks like John cena in the future and then wears the shirt? Would you not take cena serious?
User avatar #194 to #193 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
by that time it will be even more cancerous than it is now so no
User avatar #196 to #195 - flamingwhitetiger ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
ok
#16 - jokersaysamuseme (08/23/2015) [-]
MFW I saw there was a 2nd video.

His laugh is superb.
#18 to #16 - jengafag ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Mmm, you wanna do some gay picture trading? :3
User avatar #6 - iizsimon (08/23/2015) [-]
i cant focus on what he says because he keeps walking in the same place, i feel as though he cuts the video, walks back to where he started, and starts recording again... he must have passed the same house and tree like 50 times
#164 to #6 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Because he's walking in circles on his driveway, you must be one special ******* cookie. "I feel as though he cuts the video". Your spidey senses are right on retard
#168 to #6 - patchiguess (08/23/2015) [-]
It's a compilation of videos from vine/snapchat, so it cuts every 7-10 seconds as that's the max length of the videos on there.
User avatar #8 to #6 - muffincannibal (08/23/2015) [-]
Didn't have that problem.
#55 to #6 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Just the same as I walk back and forth when I'm talking on the telephone or brushing my teeth
User avatar #15 to #6 - createdjustnow ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
i think he just turns and cuts after like 5 steps
#52 to #6 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Ever heard of a circle?
User avatar #117 to #6 - notisac (08/23/2015) [-]
i think hes walking in circles
User avatar #54 to #6 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
he's walking laps in his driveway
#59 to #6 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
He's pacing and ranting.
then he takes the good cuts.
His neighbors probably think he's a lunatic
User avatar #27 to #6 - OldSnake (08/23/2015) [-]
Hey, if Hanna-Barbera could get away with it...
User avatar #188 to #27 - lathyrusvii (08/23/2015) [-]
HAH. Hahahah
#19 - thalene ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
jk, great stories
User avatar #12 - JonathanNowFuckYou (08/23/2015) [-]
i hope the king speaks again
#47 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
After watching these I thought he was a pretty cool dude, because everything he says is true, so I went to watch his other videos and found he was super sexist. No, I'm not some Tumblr SJW crying misogyny, but he talks **** about women who do "manly" things like hunting, fishing, welding and his only answer to any argument is "bitch make me a sandwich" (Direct quote). I've literally never heard that from someone >13 years old.
He makes really compelling arguments in these videos, both against anti-police and use of the word 'gay' and his anti-ford fan videos are funny. But his videos on women are terribly unfunny and just wrong. Pretty dissapointed.
Anon coz FJ doesn't like it when you call someone sexist even though they legitimately are and coz I'm a bitch
#64 to #47 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Stfu. People have been saying, bitch make me a sandwich for decades if not longer. It's funny to say and I don't care who you are.
#98 to #64 - gilgameshxplains (08/23/2015) [-]
Sorry son, usage of requires an 8th grade graduation. Come back later!
User avatar #120 to #98 - gilgameshxplains (08/23/2015) [-]
That was supposed to say "usage of funnyjunk" but I apparently type like a potato.
User avatar #135 to #120 - kietzu (08/23/2015) [-]
At least you tried.
User avatar #171 to #120 - sledmondson (08/23/2015) [-]
I think you accidentally part of the sentence . . .
#96 to #47 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I agree that some of his other videos paint him as a misogynist, but can you not see that he loses a lot of credibility in the way of social issues because of it? His "point" about the use of the word gay is ******** . No matter your intention, or how hard you try to separate the use of gay to describe homosexual or queer people from calling something stupid, it draws a connection. You may not see it this way yourself but when the word "gay" is used in place of the word "stupid" around a person who actually identifies as being gay, it comes off as equating their own sexuality as stupid. The duality of usage of the word gay not only affect how gay people see themselves, but it can affect how heterosexual users of the word see gay people. Not necessarily you, or amiri king, but a 5-year old kid on the playground that hears his friend use it to describe a kid in the class who's kind of a jerk.

But I wouldn't expect more from this dude. Yes it's true, amiri king, many black people (and white people) have been handled forcefully for resisting arrest, and rightfully so, when the cops have a legal reason to arrest them. But when black people are tossed around, thrown on the ground, and sometimes killed because they refused to be arrested for a broken tail light, the cops are at fault. Not all cops are bad, not all cops hate black people, but black people face unequal treatment from law enforcement officers no matter how post-racial you guys think society is.

I feel like we as a community are all too ready to label people who have opinion that conflict with our own as SJW's. You may feel threatened by Discobleach saying that having a black president proves that white privilege doesn't exist, but before you thumb him and I down like crazy, just google it. Just read about how white privilege might exist. Try to understand both sides of this argument, and please try to consider that you may be wrong.
#100 to #96 - triggerlitch (08/23/2015) [-]
Its ironic as both sides with try to buzzword each other to discredit the other
Examples SJW, Liberal, Conservative, Neo-con, Prog ,Neo-reactionary, gaslighter, MRA, feminist, and list go on and on as extremism takes over
As a liberal form America i have become afraid and disappointed in other liberals as they are just using the terrible tactics and strategies that the hardline conservatives have used in the past becoming more cult like "greater good"
User avatar #71 to #47 - discobleach (08/23/2015) [-]
in all honesty, what do you expect? he's the kind of person who thinks white privilege isn't a thing because there's a black president.

whether white privilege exists or not, having a black president wouldn't change a thing.
#108 to #71 - basanso (08/23/2015) [-]
white privilege isn't a thing it's not real, like my daddy
#189 to #108 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
can you explain how?
#97 to #71 - triggerlitch (08/23/2015) [-]
Agreed but i think that most Tumblr faux-progressive types I hate using SJW it increases their martyr complex I feel confuse race privilege with income/rich privilege when it comes to first world countries yet most of them come form rich/middle class back-rounds
#95 to #47 - triggerlitch (08/23/2015) [-]
I'm sorry you had to go anon every thing you said is reasonable
#110 to #47 - therwasno (08/23/2015) [-]
implying sexism ist the only form of acceptable ****ism's
User avatar #86 to #47 - Spacemarine ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
His points on women doesn't make his other points any less true though. Like imagine a botanist trying to talk about theoretical physics, probably would be gibberish, but his stuff on botany would still ring true.
User avatar #81 to #47 - heartsickruben (08/23/2015) [-]
he still makes some pretty good points about the police.
Nobody is always right.
User avatar #178 to #81 - wtfduud (08/23/2015) [-]
Even if someone *was* always right, what's "right" changes over time.
#77 - browdon (08/23/2015) [-]
this guy looks and sounds like he's ******* invincible
#66 - enemyoftrn (08/23/2015) [-]
What the hell is Engineer doing? Go back to 2Fort! We need SENTRIES!!!
User avatar #51 - thisisspartah ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
" **** pedophiles"
your kids have you covered ;)
User avatar #114 to #51 - theite (08/23/2015) [-]
pedophiles are ******* immature assholes
User avatar #179 to #114 - wtfduud (08/23/2015) [-]
Come on boys.
User avatar #44 - subaqueousreach (08/23/2015) [-]
It all depends on the cop you end up with. There are plenty of amazing police officers out there, but there are also plenty of terrible ones that just like to abuse their power and aren't there to uphold justice like the others.

I've had officers who have gone above and beyond the call of duty to help me, showing up just in time to snag the asshole who jumped me, remove a trespasser, etc...

But I've also seen first hand how ****** some cops can be. A friend of mine was beaten with chains and hockey sticks and was sent to the hospital for a week he had so many broken bones. The guys who did it went to his school, and the officer in charge of the assault case personally knew them her words , so she did nothing about it. They werent even suspended from the school. A month later they kicked him out of the school for "causing disturbances" because he wouldn't drop the fact that they weren't doing anything about the fact that he was assaulted and hospitalized.

So yeah, the police are great, but don't be blind to the fact that there are far too many that are terrible people disguised by a friendly uniform.
#119 to #44 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Far too many does not mean the majority, either.

If only 5% of cops are bad cops, then it's still an issue and should be addressed.

I think most police officers are good people who are just trying to do their job, but of course there are some who are not.

For the record I'm agreeing with you, just figured I'd make this point.
#138 to #44 - digitalmasterx (08/23/2015) [-]
straight up sue them and the school. i would walk into the ******* dean's office and lay my fist on his whatever the **** table. sitting on the sideline makes you as much of an accomplice... pricks.
#49 - Sperit ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
**** the police~
I have always wanted to do a kinky police officer sex roleplay
is there a skullgirls character that is a cop?
User avatar #68 to #49 - lehberga (08/23/2015) [-]
Ben Birdland, aka "Big Band", is a observant detective who is committed to using his abilities to stop Skullgirls. When he was working as a police cop, he was one of the few ... etc etc, not gonna copy everything.

So.. Big Band.
#93 - bumple (08/23/2015) [-]
The King has spoken
#87 - chiefhs (08/23/2015) [-]
This guy loves pacing up and down his driveway
#118 to #87 - datsheriff (08/23/2015) [-]
Who doesn't?
#76 - frogslaperp (08/23/2015) [-]
does he just keep walking in circles?
#125 to #76 - ashampoo (08/23/2015) [-]
after a few hours of scientific research, repeatidley thouroughly studying the video, a few 3D simulations, interviews with experts on geometry, asking a few random pedestrians, showing some footage of congress and discussing for hours with our top research group, and breaking several grammatik rules and having quite some typograhpical errors, we come to the conclusion that he indeed kept walking in circles
User avatar #165 - steamtrolled (08/23/2015) [-]
Justice for Dip Dizzy Wizzle!
User avatar #136 - theguywhoaskswhy (08/23/2015) [-]
I like this guy even more when signed in...
#134 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
I like this guy.
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