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Cousin
A cousin is the mild of one of your parent' s siblings
who you' gotta admit was looking pretty hot at
Christmas.
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#2 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [+] (35 replies)
I'd **** my cousin without a second thought given the chance.
User avatar #7 - pacoseago (05/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Subconsciously, your brain notices that your cousin has some resemblance to yourself, which makes you think that they look attractive to make you feel better about yourself.
This was published in a study right now as I am making it up, but it could be true.
#27 - dahlirious (05/09/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I'm a female with two cousins. One a douchebag, jacked up police officer who's full of roids, sports a chin strap and is 6 years older than me. And an acne ridden albino who's 2 years older than me and prone to giving me long hugs...   
   
Safe to say I do not have sexy cousins
I'm a female with two cousins. One a douchebag, jacked up police officer who's full of roids, sports a chin strap and is 6 years older than me. And an acne ridden albino who's 2 years older than me and prone to giving me long hugs...

Safe to say I do not have sexy cousins
#30 to #27 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
No worries, you aren't considered the sexy one to them either.
User avatar #1 - stifflerxchong (05/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
nobody ever tough he did them dumb ass .
i still agreed that 6 ******* comp was to much
#5 - youborn (05/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**youborn rolled image** a cousin I wouldn't ****
#21 to #5 - likeallthecomments ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Rolling has gotten out of hand.
User avatar #150 - thomaster (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Go to my cousin's place
>Haven't seen eachother in a while
>My cousin is not particularly hot, neither am I, but we get along very well
>Give cousin my number and we agree to go out sometime
>Next day no calls
>Day after that FINALLY get a text from cousin
>I'm in the car, but really want to read the text
>Trying to read the text while driving
>Not watching the traffic at all
>Police car in front of me stops out of nowhere
>I can't break and hit police car
>Don't want to get in trouble and try to get away
>Chase last for several minutes, but really feels like hours
>Get away by hiding in some kind of garage
>Still feel the adrenaline pumping through my body
>Remember the text
>Finally time to read it
> ''Hey Cousin, do you want to go bowling?''
FML
User avatar #110 - cousin (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You're all sick, twisted bastards.
#48 - myjeren (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #45 - randomwanker (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I ****** my second cousin
#42 - deadmanisalive (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I was a kid my couple year older hottish cousin used to make out and kinda try having sex. We were young so I didn't know where to put my wang, I look back and I get so mad. If I just knew where to put it I coulda bumped me some uglies. But back then what we did was enough. Also last summer I went on a family vacation and I got to drunkinly make out with my sober hot ass halfrican cousin. I'm not proud of those things but they happened, and if offered to me again, I think I would do it again. but only for
#71 - mrfishie (05/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I am in a predicament, FJ...   
   
>18, work summer job on a gas dock (gas station for boats) on Long Island, NY   
>business operates out of a 25x15 foot snack-shack type building that floats with the dock in the channel   
>third year working here, usually really busy   
>after Hurricane Sandy hit business has struggled to pick up   
>a lot of my co-workers had to quit as they went off to college, but I go to school nearby and the money is good so I stayed   
>dock is owned by my uncle   
<with everyone leaving he decided to hire my 17-y.o. female cousin (not his daughter, different side of the family) to work with me   
>since I know the dock best I am tasked to train her   
>always had a small crush on her, but that was it   
>usually buried in her cellphone, but she leaves it at home to focus on work   
>funny and smart, not to mention an 8/10 easily   
>with business being slow, I'm stuck in this tiny room with her for full 8-hour shifts without any supervision with nothing to do   
>sooner or later we'll run out of things to do   
   
The tension is building guys, and I think she's starting to feel the same way. Course of action?
I am in a predicament, FJ...

>18, work summer job on a gas dock (gas station for boats) on Long Island, NY
>business operates out of a 25x15 foot snack-shack type building that floats with the dock in the channel
>third year working here, usually really busy
>after Hurricane Sandy hit business has struggled to pick up
>a lot of my co-workers had to quit as they went off to college, but I go to school nearby and the money is good so I stayed
>dock is owned by my uncle
<with everyone leaving he decided to hire my 17-y.o. female cousin (not his daughter, different side of the family) to work with me
>since I know the dock best I am tasked to train her
>always had a small crush on her, but that was it
>usually buried in her cellphone, but she leaves it at home to focus on work
>funny and smart, not to mention an 8/10 easily
>with business being slow, I'm stuck in this tiny room with her for full 8-hour shifts without any supervision with nothing to do
>sooner or later we'll run out of things to do

The tension is building guys, and I think she's starting to feel the same way. Course of action?
User avatar #118 - animexplain (05/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I ****** my cousin once.

We promised never to speak of it again.
Nobody will ever know...
#128 to #118 - dragonoob (05/09/2014) [-]
ANIMEXPLAIN 						******					 THEIR COUSIN.
ANIMEXPLAIN ****** THEIR COUSIN.
#55 - iridium ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
There's nothing inherently wrong with it. I mean think about it, the only real issue is the weirdness, which is largely in it of itself created by social taboos, and only in a number of first-world countries; around the world, 10% of all marriages are between cousins.   
   
The actual risk of birth defects between cousins is also dramatically lower than people think it is. The risk of any birth defect in a child is something like 2-3%. Between cousins, it's only about 5%, and it's also something that can be worked with with doctors.    
   
tl;dr as long as you're both of age and mutually like each other, there's nothing really wrong with it.    
   
 I personally only have cousins 10 years older or 10 years younger though
There's nothing inherently wrong with it. I mean think about it, the only real issue is the weirdness, which is largely in it of itself created by social taboos, and only in a number of first-world countries; around the world, 10% of all marriages are between cousins.

The actual risk of birth defects between cousins is also dramatically lower than people think it is. The risk of any birth defect in a child is something like 2-3%. Between cousins, it's only about 5%, and it's also something that can be worked with with doctors.

tl;dr as long as you're both of age and mutually like each other, there's nothing really wrong with it.

I personally only have cousins 10 years older or 10 years younger though
#117 - Buhadog (05/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**Buhadog rolled image** how she looked like at christmas.
#94 - nighthawxx (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
all my cousins are girls and I'm the only guy    
I'm not afraid to say I've had sexual thoughts about a few of them   
 and masturbated to one of them    
 please don't tell anyone
all my cousins are girls and I'm the only guy
I'm not afraid to say I've had sexual thoughts about a few of them
and masturbated to one of them
please don't tell anyone
#31 - kingron (05/09/2014) [-]
All of the first,second and third cousins are all hotties.
All of the first,second and third cousins are all hotties.
User avatar #145 - ninegagnazi (05/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
All these people talk about their hot cousins. What, do you all live in the South?
User avatar #102 - escapedfromkitchen (05/09/2014) [-]
all of my cousins are pretty ******* ugly, so I don't really feel you
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