Fuck spheres. . Don’ t Work Hard. Work Intelligent. Wait. what exactly is the message being , here? “Feel free sabotage the precinct fer the sake m making yew e
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Fuck spheres

Don’ t Work Hard.
Work Intelligent.
Wait. what exactly is the message being , here? “Feel free
sabotage the precinct fer the sake m making yew ewn jeb easier”?
This weaker just removed 47% ' the material he was assigned
If ene m his , removed : m his cube
simply make '. smaller cube. hew '' mave faster, tee.
Ame. if the guy is geing carve up his cube, why Rlrlrlrl. t' i' lil he carve it
inte a cylinder? It weild be as '''i' as '." sphere, but he’ d em; have
remove 22% ' his cube. Add it weild require less time carve.
While we' re en the subject... hew fast did this weaker carve a sphere
em w '.'t." cube? And with that little knife?! It leeks like he didn' t lese
any headway at all. De Wu knew hew hard it is carve a perfect
sphere em w '. cube? That' s seme Hen Swanson **** right there.
If the geel is deliver an entire cube. then the intelligent guy has failed.
If the geel is deliver as much w the material as quickly as '
then he sheild have just cut the ! berners eff the cube. An octagonal
prism weild went just fine. with less material and time wasted.
Of course. when these workers arrive at their 's' . they may
be required stack the abjects. In this case. the intelligent weaker
has delivered an abject that wen' t stack. Brave, intelligent weaker!
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#125 - shrolen (10/19/2013) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by quadrilateral
Or, you can work hard AND intelligent. The Egyptians knew what the **** they were doing.
#3 - guanyu (10/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The moral of the story: Don't cut corners.
The moral of the story: Don't cut corners.
User avatar #20 - rocksteady (10/19/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I hate that saying.

> Work at Gamestop.
> Have a mean boss who always said to me, "don't work hard, work smart." Suggesting I'm not smart.
> Was going to college, but my boss didn't care what for.
> Boss would pick on me, say things like, "You knucklehead, you can't do anything right."
> Boss would expect everyone to be very interested in his personal life, and go on for hours about himself; however, he had a strict rule that no one could share personal things while clocked in (no one but him apparently)
> Last quarter of college is around the corner, I quit.
> Months later I come in the store hes working at in medical scrubs, a lab coat, hospital I.D. badge, and honor society pin on my collar.
> Look him dead in the eye at the counter and said, "Its a good thing I just graduated with a medical degree, I would feel like a real dumb ass if I got any older and was still working at Gamestop.

It's not a huge win or whatever, but it is probably one of my proudest moments
#2 - Milos (10/18/2013) [-]
How come he always gets away with this type of **** ?
User avatar #41 - zecken (10/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Yeah that's why they developed the wheel in the first place. Spheres and Cylinders dont make great building material...
#43 to #41 - achphoenix (10/19/2013) [-]
Cylinder master race reporting in
#76 - noooooooooo ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But its spherical.
But its spherical.
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User avatar #10 to #7 - lech (10/19/2013) [-]
Dude, you're a ******* idiot. If you even bothered to think about it, you'd realize the size of the cube doesn't matter. It will always end up being a 47.64% loss.
To be exact:
(8 - ( 4/3 ) * pi ) / 8 percent
User avatar #23 - adu ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Is nobody going to mention that the sentence should say "Work intelligently?"
#28 - genericnewfag (10/19/2013) [-]
Just pay someone else to do it.
User avatar #62 - Deathmaster (10/19/2013) [+] (11 replies)
47% volume loss sounded like way too much to me, but upon doing the maths it's actually correct. For anyone that want's proof:

x=height of cube
r=radius of sphere
a=constant that relates volume of cube and sphere
b=constant that relates volume of cube and cylinder

Vcube=x^3
Vsphere=4/3(pi*r^3)
x=2r

Vcube=8r^3

a(8r^3)=4(pi*r^3)/3
a=4(pi*r^3)/3(8r^3)
a=4pi/24
a=pi/6
a=0.524
Hence, 47.6% of the cube's volume must be removed to make it a sphere. (OP rounded incorrectly)
User avatar #72 to #71 - deathtoswag (10/19/2013) [-]
I learned all my stiffs when I was 14 or 15.
#78 - anonemous (10/19/2013) [-]
< the smarterest.....
#1 - makonius (10/18/2013) [-]
Yea **** them gay spheres.

Semi related pic.
User avatar #50 - ManicalMayhem (10/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I think the comment on the picture is clearly over thinking the situation. The only job that can clearly be seen is to move the object from left to right, so we know that's the task. However any other assumption of what the object is or what it's used for is just that, an assumption. There is nothing wrong with working smarter, you analyze the task and imagine how it can be done better.
#101 - davidavidson (10/19/2013) [-]
*tips fedora*
#140 - nucularwar (10/19/2013) [-]
OPs just biased against round objects
#137 - toiletpepperoni (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#17 - I Am Monkey (10/19/2013) [-]
That's just how he rolls
That's just how he rolls
User avatar #70 - aeAustiin (10/19/2013) [-]
It's a god damn metaphor, get over yourselves.
User avatar #12 - williamhowardtaft (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kinda pisses me off when people over-analyze simple ideas even though they really know the point that was being made
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