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Don’ t Work Hard.
Work Intelligent.
Wait. what exactly is the message being , here? “Feel free
sabotage the precinct fer the sake m making yew ewn jeb easier”?
This weaker just removed 47% ' the material he was assigned
If ene m his , removed : m his cube
simply make '. smaller cube. hew '' mave faster, tee.
Ame. if the guy is geing carve up his cube, why Rlrlrlrl. t' i' lil he carve it
inte a cylinder? It weild be as '''i' as '." sphere, but he’ d em; have
remove 22% ' his cube. Add it weild require less time carve.
While we' re en the subject... hew fast did this weaker carve a sphere
em w '.'t." cube? And with that little knife?! It leeks like he didn' t lese
any headway at all. De Wu knew hew hard it is carve a perfect
sphere em w '. cube? That' s seme Hen Swanson shit right there.
If the geel is deliver an entire cube. then the intelligent guy has failed.
If the geel is deliver as much w the material as quickly as '
then he sheild have just cut the ! berners eff the cube. An octagonal
prism weild went just fine. with less material and time wasted.
Of course. when these workers arrive at their 's' . they may
be required stack the abjects. In this case. the intelligent weaker
has delivered an abject that wen' t stack. Brave, intelligent weaker!
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#125 - shrolen
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stickied by quadrilateral
Or, you can work hard AND intelligent. The Egyptians knew what the **** they were doing.
User avatar #158 to #125 - steammadewalrus
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They worshiped cats, *******. Cats. And I bought one of those dig up the **** to find the cool stuff sets, It was a pyramid, IT TOOK FOREVER TO CARVE THAT ******* THING UP JUST TO FIND A KNEELING PHARAOH, SO **** THE EGYPTIANS.
#159 to #158 - shrolen
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Are you saying you don't worship cats?
User avatar #160 to #159 - steammadewalrus
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**** cats too! They don't do anything! They just sit around all day and ******* meow and they expect you to feed them, dogs do ****, they go outside and run around and get some ******* exercise, cats, they don't do jack ****.
User avatar #167 to #160 - allanenraged
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This is the internet. You came to the wrong neighborhood ************.
#179 to #160 - thenecromouser
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soon you will learn to respect us human, soon!
soon you will learn to respect us human, soon!
User avatar #129 to #125 - zombiefied
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Why was this stickied? It will get top comment if it's interesting enough.
User avatar #133 to #129 - cormy
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Because if most users browse comments by time posted instead of highest rated like I do, there might not be enough people that see it for it to get top comment even if it was interesting enough.
#130 to #129 - shrolen
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Because of reasons and stuff.
User avatar #161 to #129 - quadrilateral [OP]
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Because I thought the comment was interesting enough to be stickied.
User avatar #182 to #125 - thepandaking
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Aliens*
User avatar #126 to #125 - quadrilateral [OP]
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I like the way you think.
User avatar #138 to #125 - leafonthewind
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or y'know, get jews to do it for you
User avatar #194 to #138 - admiralen
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except it wasnt slaves that built the pyramids, it was workers
User avatar #196 to #194 - leafonthewind
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involuntary unpaid workers
"workers"
not slaves
User avatar #197 to #196 - admiralen
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except they had attendancy charts and some of the reasons people didnt show up was that they had a hangover
#3 - guanyu
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The moral of the story: Don't cut corners.
The moral of the story: Don't cut corners.
#6 to #3 - priestoftheoldones
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I give you a thumb.
#123 to #3 - pussypunchpiss
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#95 to #3 - mcswoof
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#131 to #3 - mrfumbles
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this is gold
User avatar #5 to #3 - twistedwoodthing
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You, my good sir!
#15 to #3 - sonicnevermind
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#58 to #3 - wheteverlol
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I'm pretty sure the moral of the story is
I'm pretty sure the moral of the story is
#124 to #58 - mindheistninetysev
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#147 to #124 - jtjas
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User avatar #20 - rocksteady
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I hate that saying.

> Work at Gamestop.
> Have a mean boss who always said to me, "don't work hard, work smart." Suggesting I'm not smart.
> Was going to college, but my boss didn't care what for.
> Boss would pick on me, say things like, "You knucklehead, you can't do anything right."
> Boss would expect everyone to be very interested in his personal life, and go on for hours about himself; however, he had a strict rule that no one could share personal things while clocked in (no one but him apparently)
> Last quarter of college is around the corner, I quit.
> Months later I come in the store hes working at in medical scrubs, a lab coat, hospital I.D. badge, and honor society pin on my collar.
> Look him dead in the eye at the counter and said, "Its a good thing I just graduated with a medical degree, I would feel like a real dumb ass if I got any older and was still working at Gamestop.

It's not a huge win or whatever, but it is probably one of my proudest moments
#44 to #20 - anon id: c417c592
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My story… worth the read!   
> Be me, 19, work at gamestop   
> Spend all day every day doing the same stuff   
> Stack shelves, mop floors, work on the till…   
> Cute girl moves nearby and works here too now, 8/10 easy   
> Don't do anything about it for ages   
> Finally work up the courage to ask her out   
> 'want to go get coffee maybe for lunch or something?'    
> She says yes!   
(part 2 below)
My story… worth the read!
> Be me, 19, work at gamestop
> Spend all day every day doing the same stuff
> Stack shelves, mop floors, work on the till…
> Cute girl moves nearby and works here too now, 8/10 easy
> Don't do anything about it for ages
> Finally work up the courage to ask her out
> 'want to go get coffee maybe for lunch or something?'
> She says yes!
(part 2 below)
#47 to #44 - anon id: c417c592
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> Go to coffee place, order coffees...
> Amazing conversation, deepends, and then she asks…
> "I get off at 3, want to come to my place after anon?"
> ohboy.jpg
> Ask waiter for check
> Brings it over, as I see the number, I see I don't quite have enough money
> "Erm, Derpina… can I borrow tree fiddy?"
> Run like the ******* wind

Didn't get laid that night. So worth it.
#64 to #47 - jvcjvc
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******* stupid **** story sorry man .
#88 to #64 - anon id: 0c00b2fb
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You obviously haven't been on funnyjunk long then. Google 'tree fiddy meme' and then come back. Asshole.
User avatar #102 to #88 - coolranchderpitos
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No, everyone got it, it just wasnt funny at all.
User avatar #107 to #88 - cyborgturtle
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Oh god. This made me cringe.
#117 to #88 - amsel
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This is from South Park, not FunnyJunk, you noobasaurus.
User avatar #135 to #88 - mattyjay
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get that tumor of yours checked out man
#190 to #88 - jvcjvc
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"« You obviously haven't been on funnyjunk long then. Google 'tree fiddy meme' and then come back. Asshole. »" - for the future to see. look at him and laugh!!
#187 to #88 - anon id: 1bddfbac
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Pathetic Waste Of Space Cunt kill Yourself
#169 to #88 - cazabrow
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Jesus Christ everything you write is painful to read.
#143 to #88 - anon id: 68ca088b
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We can post anonymous photos? I never knew this. ****** story or not, I learned something today.
#99 to #88 - anon id: 67e8ed91
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People still use that meme?
User avatar #116 to #47 - ColorfulPenguin
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Not worth the read. Thumbed down for lying.
User avatar #165 to #116 - rocksteady
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oh you were talking to drinkleberg not me, woops I'm a dumbass
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#61 to #47 - ylegrand
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go suk ur on dick faggot
User avatar #198 to #61 - cyborgturtle
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I'm questioning the blueness of your name.
#199 to #198 - ylegrand
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I never before noticed that my name is blue. What does it mean?
User avatar #200 to #199 - cyborgturtle
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It becomes a deeper blue the longer you've been on the site. I had a really dark blue name, but then I got banned when the new wave of mods came on.
#202 to #200 - ylegrand
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also, this means I've been on here for too long. I definitely don't identify myself as a funnyjunker.
#201 to #200 - ylegrand
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so why is my blueness being questioned?
User avatar #203 to #201 - cyborgturtle
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Because it indicates that you've been on here for a decent amount of time. And by now you should know that what you commented before "go suk ur on dick faggot" would get downvoted, whether or not it was a joke.
#204 to #203 - ylegrand
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I really don't care about upvotes on this site.

And I commented in moronic fashion because it was fitting for a moronic story.
User avatar #177 to #61 - rocksteady
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Oh dear
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#146 to #20 - anon id: 68ca088b
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I don't understand a boss saying "Don't work hard."   
   
Why would anybody say that to his or her employees? Shouldn't they work just as hard as they do smart? I hate that saying too.
I don't understand a boss saying "Don't work hard."

Why would anybody say that to his or her employees? Shouldn't they work just as hard as they do smart? I hate that saying too.
User avatar #164 to #146 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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In my experience it's usually because if you're working hard on something simple, you're taking your damn time with it. Going over multiple times, maybe wasting resources if not only time and money. This can also result in stupid mistakes, or overlooking small details that aren't part of the practiced routine.

Working smart is still working hard but at least you're being efficient, too.
#2 - Milos
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How come he always gets away with this type of ****?
User avatar #41 - zecken
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Yeah that's why they developed the wheel in the first place. Spheres and Cylinders dont make great building material...
User avatar #166 to #41 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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wheels are cylinders
#43 to #41 - achphoenix
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Cylinder master race reporting in
User avatar #51 to #43 - gdikodiak
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ah! nice one, have a thumb!
User avatar #74 to #51 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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No one likes an ass kisser.
User avatar #132 to #74 - gdikodiak
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this is not ass kissing, is being nice to a funny guy.
but probably nobody has ever been nice to you, and this is why you can't recognize it.




User avatar #189 to #132 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Being a nice guy, is giving him a thumb.
Being a kiss ass is saying "I gave you a thumb".
#109 to #74 - urbancohort
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#76 - noooooooooo
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But its spherical.
But its spherical.
User avatar #118 to #76 - amsel
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"Where'd you get those stolen grills?"

"From this guy named Buddy...and his friend...Guy"
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User avatar #8 to #7 - vleasian
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The numbers he's getting is assuming the cubes are 20^3. Did the math myself, the approximations are very close.
#9 to #7 - iheartjackiechan
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The volume of a 1 foot wide sphere would be about .53 cubic feet, 47% less that the volume of a 1 foot wide cube
User avatar #25 to #7 - psykobear
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Size is irrelevant, the ratios are always the same.
Jackass...
User avatar #21 to #7 - rocksteady
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Its simple math you learn in 5th grade you ******* retard.
User avatar #29 to #7 - riderdouble
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My IQ dropped by 47% while reading this.
User avatar #10 to #7 - lech
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Dude, you're a ******* idiot. If you even bothered to think about it, you'd realize the size of the cube doesn't matter. It will always end up being a 47.64% loss.
To be exact:
(8 - ( 4/3 ) * pi ) / 8 percent
User avatar #11 to #10 - lech
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(Wait a minute, that wasn't the percent. That was the decimal representation.
(8 - ( 4/3 ) * pi ) / 8 * 100
is the percent.)
User avatar #26 to #10 - psykobear
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This is assuming, of course, the sphere you create has a diameter the same length as one side of the cube, or, the biggest sphere you could make.
#60 to #26 - BloodyTurds
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You mean the biggest sphere you could make without gluing cut parts back to the cube, because otherwise you could theoretically re-use 100% of the materials available
User avatar #66 to #60 - vigilum
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So in the end he could have worked smarter and managed to move all the material.
User avatar #23 - adu
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Is nobody going to mention that the sentence should say "Work intelligently?"
#28 - genericnewfag
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Just pay someone else to do it.
User avatar #62 - Deathmaster
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47% volume loss sounded like way too much to me, but upon doing the maths it's actually correct. For anyone that want's proof:

x=height of cube
r=radius of sphere
a=constant that relates volume of cube and sphere
b=constant that relates volume of cube and cylinder

Vcube=x^3
Vsphere=4/3(pi*r^3)
x=2r

Vcube=8r^3

a(8r^3)=4(pi*r^3)/3
a=4(pi*r^3)/3(8r^3)
a=4pi/24
a=pi/6
a=0.524
Hence, 47.6% of the cube's volume must be removed to make it a sphere. (OP rounded incorrectly)
User avatar #65 to #62 - rokulda
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what
#96 to #62 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at All Grown Up ** That's not right, though. You just made up numbers.
User avatar #104 to #62 - harala
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Why do you get Vcube=8r^3?
#122 to #62 - shrolen
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Thanks, I was about to do all that math myself, but it is the weekend, so you saved me from thinking.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Deathmaster
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Vcylinder=pi*r^2*h
Vcube=x^3
x=h
x=2r
r=x/2

Vcylinder=pi*((x^2)/4)*x
Vcylinder=(pi*x^3)/4

b(x^3)=(pi*x^3)/4
b=(pi*x^3)/4(x^3)
b=pi/4
b=0.785
Hence, 21.5% of the cube's volume must be removed to make it a cylinder.
#68 to #62 - deathtoswag
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Dude, what did this guy just say about being intelligent.

******* stop it.
User avatar #71 to #68 - Deathmaster
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It's honestly just basic algebra using geometric formulas...

You should learn this stiff when you're like 14 or 15.
User avatar #72 to #71 - deathtoswag
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I learned all my stiffs when I was 14 or 15.
#86 to #72 - marcury
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#145 to #72 - wtfduud
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Yeah, that's about the time you hit puberty.

stiff
User avatar #144 to #71 - wizlock
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IT'S DIFFERENT IN MURRICA