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User avatar #18 - nospyonme (10/09/2013) [-]
The fact that you cant understand why she only wants a military man is why she only wants a military man.
She needs somebody that will understand why she wakes up in the middle of the night sweating and cant go back to sleep.
She needs somebody who understands why she panics when she leaves a building and is not armed.
She needs somebody who understands why there are some anniversaries she will never forget.
She needs somebody who understands why she cant go new places alone.
She needs somebody who understands why, when an army buddy calls, at any time of the day or night, she will talk to them for as long as they want.
She needs somebody who already knows not to ask why she needs any of those things.

In the army there is a saying, "If you weren't there, you don't know." And you weren't there, so you don't know.
#23 to #18 - tobloi (10/09/2013) [-]
In the army everyone takes the piss out of themselves not every person from the military has PTSD its not as dramatic as everyone makes out
User avatar #24 to #23 - nospyonme (10/10/2013) [-]
Who said anything without PTSD? That's not even PTSD, that's just how you feel after basic.

PTSD is curled up in the bathtub crying because Sanchez doesn't have legs anymore, or staring at a photo album for 12 hours because you'll never get advice from McGee again.
PTSD is being broken mind and soul. Everybody reaches that point, some people cant come back.

If you are in the military and dont have even a little PTSD then you are the worst type of slick-sleeve poge
#25 to #24 - tobloi (10/10/2013) [-]
Dunno about you but after basic I was happy that I had come this far it was great being at regiment but the whole new boy bullying was hard, honestly you've over dramatised it for me it was all ***** and giggles although very ******* hard your mates are by you to help you along the way all the banter is good.

PTSD effects people differently and although there are frequent symptoms you can never really know who has it, my buddy who came off from an afghan tour has PTSD he's fine normally its just he can't stand loud bangs or things happening suddenly other than that he's still a normal bloke, I know its probably different from his perspective but still its different to different people.
#26 to #25 - nospyonme (10/10/2013) [-]
After basic training I was happy to be out of basic training, till I realized that I was seeing the world from a different perspective than my civilian friends. It can be a shock when you finally see the world for what it is.

You say it's not bad, but 160 service members killed themselves in 2012. The Department of Defense considered it a success in their efforts to reduce suicide rates, because for the first time in since 2004 the rate held steady for 2 years in a row. Those numbers are off, because in my unit soldiers would make a suicide look like enemy action so their families would never know, and so their wives, mothers, and children would get survivor benefits. There have been over 9,000 US military suicides since 2001.

And the suicide rate for veterans is a lot worse. A study conducted in 2013 indicated that, 22 US veterans take their own lives every day. That's more than double rate of the civilian population.


The UK is having it's own problems too. Watch your friend, because he is probably trying really hard to be normal. Fewer British soldiers have killed themselves, but they have a smaller country and have not been fighting two wars for as long. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23259865
#27 to #26 - tobloi (10/10/2013) [-]
Me and my buddy aren't the closest of pals just one of my distant friends, thing is its been proven that the US army indoctrinate people's minds into the military thinking where as the British army are more open that's why US militants are affected more when they leave to go to civilian life, I for one don't like civilian life it's boring everyone's a cock if I'm honest it's horrible but I'm still able to get along normally in civilian life, to be fair I am still a new guy so who knows what's going to happen
#28 to #27 - nospyonme (10/10/2013) [-]
The US army and marines have the theory that if they break you in training you are less likely to break later. One of my Drill Sergeants a black guy, with a Scottish last name, who looked exactly like Blade choked a soldier till he was unconscious because he had his ID tags on the outside of his shirt.
That may seem cruel and mean, but it was to teach him the vital importance of attention to every detail. A year later that soldier was killed in Iraq when the vehicle he was driving ran over a bomb that he did not see. I don't want to blame my friend for his own death, but if he had better learned that lesson he may have lived.

Our Drill Sergeants knew what we were going to get sent into, and did their best to prepare us for it, but being prepared to go to war leaves your sorely ill equipped to deal with what comes afterwards.
#29 to #28 - tobloi (10/10/2013) [-]
What that teaches someone is to be scared to make mistakes and people don't work we'll when they're scared the British army make it so that you're comfortable doing what you're doing and so its drilled into you so much its almost second nature but not because you can't get complacent but we Brits don't train people for what life's like after either so I guess we're both at fault there.
#8 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
ask her.
#3 - flickie (10/08/2013) [-]
Lemme see wut chu look liek, OP!
Lemme see wut chu look liek, OP!
#11 to #3 - colgros (10/09/2013) [-]
I agree!
User avatar #12 to #11 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I get the feeling you guys might be getting the wrong Idea I'm tone not buff. I'm still like super skinny and tall and bony.
#14 to #12 - colgros (10/09/2013) [-]
pic related?
User avatar #16 to #14 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint haha
#17 to #16 - colgros (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you try this? I hear it woos the ladies.
User avatar #19 to #17 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
The Irony of this is its her fav movie XD
#20 to #19 - colgros (10/09/2013) [-]
Dude, you are so deep in the friendzone. Go date someone else, maybe she'll get envious.
User avatar #15 to #14 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Haha something like that XD
User avatar #13 to #12 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
These freaking emoticons I swear....
User avatar #9 to #3 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Another thing I don't have any good photos to share anyways
User avatar #10 to #9 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
The only ones I have are from when I kept a reaaaaaally stupid goatee XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
*Side note* I'm not that good looking XD that and I'm a ginger (I might have answered my own question here)
#5 to #4 - flickie (10/08/2013) [-]
Did you ask her out?

Either way, she might just not be into you. It's not like a formula, "be all these things and she should want you", girls are people too. They can't be attracted to everybody who's generally washed and employed.

A lot of it's character, yours might just not be for her. Nothing lost but!
User avatar #6 to #5 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Nah I totally get that I do. I just it sucks you know? I know their isn't always a clear reason but sometimes I wish their was. Just so I could know.
User avatar #7 to #6 - laziness (10/09/2013) [-]
What you need to do is ask her out, maybe not necessarily ask her out, but start doing things with her. Go to the movies, hang out, etc, if you're already doing that kind of stuff then feel free to ask her out. But that's the key thing, if you do that and she agrees, then it's worth it (I cannot express how worth it it really is), the risk is worth taking for what could come from it I guarantee it.
User avatar #1 - noxiouspumpkin (10/08/2013) [-]
It's simple, rape her.
User avatar #22 to #1 - noxiouspumpkin (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm not serious, my true idea is that you should ask her that if she's not too dedicated to the military that you would like to propose a few dates. Just because a girl has a type doesn't mean she'll be only for that type, just ask her out and tell her how you feel.
User avatar #2 to #1 - acerbussicarius ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Haha if only I was in it purely for sex my friend XD
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