fuck frank
Everyone meet Frank. Frank is snapping turtle
that wandered into a community where he did not
belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his
local pond where he Couldn' t go all snippity snap
on anyone (or cute puppies) so my friend and i
jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was
pretty apparent that Frank is a gigantic *******
asshole.
Here we see Frank gettin' all high and mighty trying
to run the **** away from us and get to the nearest
basket of puppies that he could then chomping
chomp simply because he is a giant **** . Let me
tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a
Godzilla like terror on humanity are ******* over.
You picked the wrong town Frank, you picked the
wrong ******* town. Not like Frank was gonna
make it easy on me though. I swear to god this
bastard just about hissed and **** everywhere
before we got him to calm the **** down. Jesus
Frank.
Frank then realized he was ****** so instead of
cooperating and getting a free ride back to his
pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five *******
years old and he sits the **** down and goes limp.
Honestly Frank grow the **** up. You think other
turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no.
Frank here probably thought at this point we we' re
unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong.
WE ******* LASSO' D THE **** OUTTA YOU
FRANK.
Needless to say Frank was pretty ******* upset
about the whole ordeal and bitched the entire ten
minute walk back to Casa De Frank. and just when
i thought my life was gonna get just a little bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo shotgun pisses all
over my foot. **** you Frank. Thats low even for
you, you pancake shelled dickweed.
Tiny snippity shelled cat tax
Long story short we got Frank back home and
saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we
treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE I’ M
A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU
FRANK YOU SON OF A BITCH.
that wandered into a community where he did not
belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his
local pond where he Couldn' t go all snippity snap
on anyone (or cute puppies) so my friend and i
jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was
pretty apparent that Frank is a gigantic *******
asshole.
Here we see Frank gettin' all high and mighty trying
to run the **** away from us and get to the nearest
basket of puppies that he could then chomping
chomp simply because he is a giant **** . Let me
tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a
Godzilla like terror on humanity are ******* over.
You picked the wrong town Frank, you picked the
wrong ******* town. Not like Frank was gonna
make it easy on me though. I swear to god this
bastard just about hissed and **** everywhere
before we got him to calm the **** down. Jesus
Frank.
Frank then realized he was ****** so instead of
cooperating and getting a free ride back to his
pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five *******
years old and he sits the **** down and goes limp.
Honestly Frank grow the **** up. You think other
turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no.
Frank here probably thought at this point we we' re
unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong.
WE ******* LASSO' D THE **** OUTTA YOU
FRANK.
Needless to say Frank was pretty ******* upset
about the whole ordeal and bitched the entire ten
minute walk back to Casa De Frank. and just when
i thought my life was gonna get just a little bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo shotgun pisses all
over my foot. **** you Frank. Thats low even for
you, you pancake shelled dickweed.
Tiny snippity shelled cat tax
Long story short we got Frank back home and
saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we
treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE I’ M
A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU
FRANK YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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