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Fuck everything and everyone

daydream In class.
I Some porn you
watched last nig ht.
I What would happen
if some girl asked
you to do her and
four of her friends.
I How you would fight
ifyou were in an
action movie.
I The nasty stuff
you' d do to people if
you mule atop time.
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#8 - proffesionallurker (10/31/2013) [-]
You forgot about daydreaming of how you would somehow single-handedly save the whole school if an armed intruder held everyone hostage.
User avatar #71 to #8 - victhree (10/31/2013) [-]
How? HOW?
User avatar #75 to #8 - bluslenderman (10/31/2013) [-]
pretty much
#79 to #8 - tanabata (10/31/2013) [-]
You can look into my mind?!
User avatar #83 to #8 - BeaverBalls (10/31/2013) [-]
or being the armed intruder 3edgy5me right?
#85 to #8 - cbrollinfire (10/31/2013) [-]
You read my mind
#137 to #8 - hurrdurka (10/31/2013) [-]
I usually think the best way to escape.... **** everyone else.
#41 to #8 - lordfluffs (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm a substitute teacher and I found myself daydreaming the exact same thing in class today    
 We watched a movie don't judge me 'till you know my story
I'm a substitute teacher and I found myself daydreaming the exact same thing in class today
We watched a movie don't judge me 'till you know my story
#84 to #41 - robobabe (10/31/2013) [-]
Its fun to think that in highschool or something I could have had a fellow FunnyJunker as a substitute teacher, not even to mention his name was lordfluffs. I mean, dear god. Thats awesome.
Its fun to think that in highschool or something I could have had a fellow FunnyJunker as a substitute teacher, not even to mention his name was lordfluffs. I mean, dear god. Thats awesome.
#88 to #84 - lordfluffs (10/31/2013) [-]
I havent thought of it like that... now that you mention it it's kinda fun to think about it that way
I havent thought of it like that... now that you mention it it's kinda fun to think about it that way
#89 to #88 - robobabe (10/31/2013) [-]
It makes me really irrationally happy to think about. Thanks for that ^^
#100 to #89 - lordfluffs (10/31/2013) [-]
Making you happy makes me happy
Making you happy makes me happy
User avatar #17 to #8 - Blarge **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
yes and how if you had a gun which of these ******* bastards you would shoot first eye twitch I'm not crazy I swear
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blarge **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
dude what the **** you need help
User avatar #22 to #18 - majestispaceduck (10/31/2013) [-]
maybe this wasn't such a good idea. rave
User avatar #23 to #22 - Blarge **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah i wasn't sure about this joke, but i said what the **** ill give it a shot
User avatar #24 to #23 - majestispaceduck (10/31/2013) [-]
i was expecting a rave trick when i saw 2 spoilers i was kinda disappointed personally
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blarge **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
ah nope no raves here
User avatar #27 to #25 - majestispaceduck (10/31/2013) [-]
( ͡ ʖ ͡ )
User avatar #29 to #27 - Blarge **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [-]
here have a unicode snowman
User avatar #30 to #29 - majestispaceduck (10/31/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 to #27 - majestispaceduck (10/31/2013) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #66 to #8 - chevelleguy ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Or you know the exact opposite
User avatar #53 to #8 - zomitlu (10/31/2013) [-]
Or how the school would be attacked by zombies and you would be the hero and end up with the hot girl
User avatar #126 to #8 - imnotironman ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
K, this needs confirming.

Do you sometimes take slow dramatic walks around your school thinking of how you would make a documentary of how ****** it used to be there?

Actually i have more.

do you day dream about there being a man with a gun and i took the shot for the best looking girl in class and then later them visiting you in the hospital..?

OR

You having an epic enterance coming to school with wings crashing into the ground and walking all epic inside.
User avatar #152 to #126 - McFuckUp (10/31/2013) [-]
Or the school is burning down and everyone gets out except the hottest girl in school, whom you carry out on your shoulders
#164 to #152 - proffesionallurker (11/01/2013) [-]
I prefer the idea of saving multiple people, especially those whom are most looked up to: therefore proving your dominance over your peers.
#163 to #126 - proffesionallurker (11/01/2013) [-]
Haven't tried the documentary fantasy yet. Of course she's madly in love with you afterwards. Few things can beat the dramatic entrance.
#78 to #8 - mode (10/31/2013) [-]
Get out of my head.
User avatar #35 to #8 - warbob (10/31/2013) [-]
... only one armed intruder?
User avatar #108 to #35 - commontroll (10/31/2013) [-]
I actually day dream that it's five or so of them, and that I used a fire extinguisher to beat down the first one, then hunt down the others with his gun.
#165 to #108 - proffesionallurker (11/01/2013) [-]
I imagine being their target so they have me hanging by a chain wrapped around my chest in the gymnasium for all to see. Then, while they are distracted, I undo the chain and loop it to lasso all of them in together. Then, while still hanging onto the chain from the rafters, smashing one of the suspended gym light's glass cages (insert one-liner here) and throwing my end of the metal chain into the circuit; conducting and essentially electrocuting all of them simultaneously. Logical, no; badass, yes.
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User avatar #47 to #8 - skoomalover ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
right..save
User avatar #155 to #8 - kanpai (10/31/2013) [-]
di you people kick his gun out of his hand and catch it mid air?
#162 to #155 - proffesionallurker (11/01/2013) [-]
I usually grab the hand with the gun, twist it so that they let go and I have it, take the clip out, and then pistol whip them into unconsciousness; all in one swift move of course.
#31 to #8 - festinas (10/31/2013) [-]
Holy **** ... I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME
User avatar #50 to #31 - HardyUndertook (10/31/2013) [-]
same here i'm scared now
#77 to #50 - meierme (10/31/2013) [-]
me three
#57 to #31 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
This seems appropriate.
#61 to #57 - festinas (10/31/2013) [-]
Sure go ahead. Just had to rub it in didn't ya
User avatar #44 - yodennis (10/31/2013) [-]
You missed out the paranoia of everyone around you being able to hear your thoughts.
I used to think really dirty things about people to see if they'd turn around
User avatar #138 to #44 - TarnRazor (10/31/2013) [-]
I can't relate to the post but I can sure relate to this.
#150 to #44 - John Cena (10/31/2013) [-]
There was this kid in my class a couple years ago who only thought dirty thought and we convince him that we could see his thoughts by say saying random nasty things, all of which were right on. He was so convinced that he thought he would have to go home sick to try and find out what "Disease" he had
User avatar #56 to #44 - lecorbi ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
YES.
User avatar #68 to #44 - twdeathnote (10/31/2013) [-]
Especially asians.
#13 - analbuttfuck (10/31/2013) [-]
I thought it was just me.

I do it constantly.
User avatar #2 - sjrigney (10/31/2013) [-]
You... you understand me and how my mind works. I love you.
User avatar #5 to #2 - faktura (10/31/2013) [-]
It's almost scary how accurate it is
User avatar #51 - theusamajunk (10/31/2013) [-]
You think you are original but then internet.
User avatar #52 to #51 - garfvader (10/31/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #58 to #52 - trollinggenius ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I think I know what he means, you think that you're the only one who does this **** but then the internet comes along and says everyone does it.
User avatar #60 to #58 - garfvader (10/31/2013) [-]
Thank you
#34 - steefdegroot (10/31/2013) [-]
How did you.. know..?
How did you.. know..?
#42 - crazycowhimself (10/31/2013) [-]
is it weird that it's more like this for me?
User avatar #109 to #42 - commontroll (10/31/2013) [-]
Nope. That's how mine is. Some people are just naturally more of fighters than they are of horn dogs. When my former roommate was talking about how ridiculously horny he was in high school, it was bizarre. While he only thought about sex, I sometimes thought about it, and the rest of the time was thinking about how to fight off attackers, zombies, monsters, etc.

I've always been getting in fights and such, and he's always been a little bitch who's all talk.
User avatar #113 to #42 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
nah, I mostly day dream about making it home to my warm soft bed... then again, I'm a girl..
#6 - thenecromouser (10/31/2013) [-]
cool, but not really
User avatar #128 to #6 - harbingerwolf (10/31/2013) [-]
...of a young girls heart...
User avatar #33 - cunningstunt (10/31/2013) [-]
Majority of my time is spent thinking who would be killed first and how I would escape if a gunman came into the class
User avatar #38 to #33 - iamnuff (10/31/2013) [-]
yeah, thats just an american thing though.
#86 to #38 - cunningstunt (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm Welsh
User avatar #115 to #86 - iamnuff (10/31/2013) [-]
have there been any school shootings in your country?
User avatar #160 to #115 - cunningstunt (10/31/2013) [-]
no, but seeing as it happens in 'Murica I like to imagine I'd be prepared if it ever occurs at my school
#12 - jalthelas (10/31/2013) [-]
God dammit.   
   
   
I'm not the only one that daydreamed about a hot female teacher having me come into class after school and then having sex with her, am I?
God dammit.


I'm not the only one that daydreamed about a hot female teacher having me come into class after school and then having sex with her, am I?
User avatar #144 to #12 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
Mine sometimes involve that, but almost every time she has a strapon/dick.
#153 to #12 - John Cena (10/31/2013) [-]
inb4 whoselineisitfemale.gif
User avatar #14 to #12 - garfvader (10/31/2013) [-]
you are not alone
User avatar #54 to #12 - zomitlu (10/31/2013) [-]
after school, detentions, during break

Probably one of my top fantasies.
User avatar #81 to #54 - keltainenlumi (10/31/2013) [-]
During class?
#123 - OVERDOSE (10/31/2013) [-]
But you wouldn't do anything because you would be afraid of time suddenly starting again while you're doing it
But you wouldn't do anything because you would be afraid of time suddenly starting again while you're doing it
User avatar #146 to #123 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, stopping time would more or less mean that either you are a god, able to exist outside the dimensions that our species is constrained to, or that you just ended the world.
However, ultimate control over time would give you a lot of power. Hopping between parallel universes, being able to make temporary shadowclone-like time copies of yourself, the ability to teleport to anywhere you had ever been before, altering of any object to any state it ever could, will, or has been in.
Essentially, you would become god, just without the omnipresence and omniscience. Until you go everywhere, that is.
#65 - twistedwoodthing (10/31/2013) [-]
>"hmm, I'm bored, let's think about sexy times this weekend."
>"Wait, what if someone in this class can read my thoughts?"
>"Well, after a lifetime of it, they've probably overheard some ****** up thoughts. Mine can't be that bad."
>"Probably found a way to adapt and ignore this stuff."
>"Hey, anyone who can hear my thoughts, you may want to direct your attention elsewhere for the next little while. Just a warning. Please don't judge me."
>"Sexy thoughts"


I think this literally every day.
User avatar #96 to #65 - cormy (10/31/2013) [-]
You don't try to communicate with them?
User avatar #166 to #96 - twistedwoodthing (11/02/2013) [-]
If they're telepathic, they probably aren't going to reveal themselves to some random stranger.
User avatar #167 to #166 - cormy (11/03/2013) [-]
Not intentionally no, but you could surprise them and get a reaction out of them.
User avatar #103 - toastandbananas (10/31/2013) [-]
i find every object in the room that could somehow be used as a lethal weapon
User avatar #104 to #103 - bladebites (10/31/2013) [-]
I do that all the time. I also pick who to use what on.
User avatar #9 - turdburgalar (10/31/2013) [-]
It's pretty ******* weird how i'm not the only one who thinks that...
#121 - robertootrebor (10/31/2013) [-]
This is what my mind usually cooks up.
This is what my mind usually cooks up.
#119 - John Cena (10/31/2013) [-]
Some talented mangaka out there had this very same thought.
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User avatar #140 to #119 - heartlessrobot (10/31/2013) [-]
If he really wanted to punish her, he'd have yanked her asshole as wide as he physically could.
User avatar #156 to #119 - kanpai (10/31/2013) [-]
thank....thank you.
#92 - elizabethsiber (10/31/2013) [-]
I usually have two types of daydreams: an epic adventure (usually lose a limb) or what it would be like to have a random disability. Honestly, I have no clue why.
I usually have two types of daydreams: an epic adventure (usually lose a limb) or what it would be like to have a random disability. Honestly, I have no clue why.
#99 to #92 - bouazizforever (10/31/2013) [-]
Kind of related
#74 - doddythechef (10/31/2013) [-]
i daydream as a soldier in ww3 and fighting in the place i am currently at

i end up getting shot everytime
User avatar #76 to #74 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
You must have a low self-esteem.
User avatar #94 to #74 - AbsentMinded (10/31/2013) [-]
This is now what I think about.
#16 - vinlandknight (10/31/2013) [-]
Dat paint job
#15 - wheres (10/31/2013) [-]
You forgot "What would I do if a guy came in with a gun and started shooting?"
#20 to #15 - shatt (10/31/2013) [-]
also forgot "how i would be able to bring in a gun and kill everyone"
User avatar #40 to #15 - iamnuff (10/31/2013) [-]
thats an american special thing though, most of the world doesn't worry about that.
User avatar #48 to #15 - ultimatebadass (10/31/2013) [-]
or about what you would do if zombies came into the classroom
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