Fuck Linda!. www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/830/Like-a-hummer-limo. I eaw a gentleman on a bus with a tattoo en his neck testjust read... Fuck Linda. That guy HAT Fuck Linda! www crackedsorcerer com/post/830/Like-a-hummer-limo I eaw a gentleman on bus with tattoo en his neck testjust read Linda That guy HAT
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - undeadmaus
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(05/25/2014) [-]
At last! A black comedian that isn't making a joke about being black.
#8 to #5 - Digitalphear
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(05/25/2014) [-]
And you know all about this man and his stand up routine from one joke...
And you know all about this man and his stand up routine from one joke...
#9 to #5 - anon id: e123a05f
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(05/25/2014) [-]
well he isn't making a joke at all
#26 to #5 - monarkh
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Seriously, not to play the foreign guy who criticize America, but as a dude who's learning to speak english fluently by watching a whole bunch of stand up comedians, I really don't see the difference between black comedians and others. Everyone in the US is always making jokes about his/her identity.   
   
You're black? "damn *****!! dem white guyz damn!! white people are **** amirite?"    
you're hispanic "that's right gringo!! mexico!! we brought tequilla to your country!! nachos"    
you're irish "mate I drink whisky and I'm a drunk and I drink more whisky!!!"    
you're indian "Indians have founny account hi hi hi, I haz store"    
you're chinese "ooooh good rice good rice, bamboo, medium cookies"   
you're a woman "THAT'S RIGHT LADIES CLAP IN YOUR HANDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA!! SLAP YOUR BOYFRIEND!! I'm a single lady!! I'm a single lady!! ho ho ho ho"   
you're fat "I love cinnabons, and waffles, and I'm american, and I'm free to be fat lol"   
you're a white man without any visible characteristic? "I'm a man HOOOO!! BEER!! my dick!! I love vaginas!"   
   
   
that's always the same, I've never met any US comedian able to make his/her audience laugh without joking about his/her identity, except for Jerry Seinfeld. Even though some are very talented, it's still the same style really. Some american tv hosts are better comedians than american comedians
Seriously, not to play the foreign guy who criticize America, but as a dude who's learning to speak english fluently by watching a whole bunch of stand up comedians, I really don't see the difference between black comedians and others. Everyone in the US is always making jokes about his/her identity.

You're black? "damn *****!! dem white guyz damn!! white people are **** amirite?"
you're hispanic "that's right gringo!! mexico!! we brought tequilla to your country!! nachos"
you're irish "mate I drink whisky and I'm a drunk and I drink more whisky!!!"
you're indian "Indians have founny account hi hi hi, I haz store"
you're chinese "ooooh good rice good rice, bamboo, medium cookies"
you're a woman "THAT'S RIGHT LADIES
CLAP IN YOUR HANDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA!! SLAP YOUR BOYFRIEND!! I'm a single lady!! I'm a single lady!! ho ho ho ho"
you're fat "I love cinnabons, and waffles, and I'm american, and I'm free to be fat lol"
you're a white man without any visible characteristic? "I'm a man
HOOOO!! BEER!! my dick!! I love vaginas!"


that's always the same, I've never met any US comedian able to make his/her audience laugh without joking about his/her identity, except for Jerry Seinfeld. Even though some are very talented, it's still the same style really. Some american tv hosts are better comedians than american comedians
#100 to #26 - onderdonk
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(05/26/2014) [-]
"medium cookies"
"medium cookies"
#96 to #26 - fistpump
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Andy Kaufman. He made people laugh with what I can only describe as... anti-assumption comedy?
For example. He did a terrible impression of a man from another country. Then he did a terrible impression of a famous American celebrity. Then, he did the best Elvis Presley impersonation I have ever seen.
Man, he was great. A master of diversion and deception. No race-based jokes, either.
#95 to #26 - thelurkers
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(05/26/2014) [-]
do you have any reaction pics like that one... her... specifically... I wanna do some things with it... you know...
#98 to #95 - fistpump
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User avatar #80 to #26 - trollzoll
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Need sauce.
User avatar #70 to #26 - schmitty
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(05/26/2014) [-]
You should look up Daniel Tosh.
#27 to #26 - anon id: a503be5e
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Jeff Dunham.
User avatar #39 to #27 - sirofminorclass
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Black Pimp
Dead Muslim Suicide Bomber
Mexican Jalapeno on a Stick
Old White Guy
Redneck
Jerkass Monkey
Questionable Long-Nosed Superhero
Jeff Dunham isn't none of the above, he's all of the above.
User avatar #71 to #39 - antinonymous
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(05/26/2014) [-]
*Ak(phlegm)med the Dead Terrorist.
User avatar #50 to #39 - jickya
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(05/26/2014) [-]
jeff foxworthy
User avatar #55 to #50 - teddybearlove
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(05/26/2014) [-]
he might be a redneck
#18 to #5 - MasterManiac
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I believe this gif may be of use to you.
I believe this gif may be of use to you.
#78 to #18 - froggets
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Woah, sick usage MasterManiac  not trying to be rude, I just wanted to post this .gif
Woah, sick usage MasterManiac not trying to be rude, I just wanted to post this .gif
#4 - trolljaboy
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#23 to #4 - Orc
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** This expands dong.
**Orc rolled image** This expands dong.
User avatar #6 to #4 - ningyoaijin
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Why did I laugh?
User avatar #12 to #6 - hellomynameisbill
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(05/25/2014) [-]
because the banana is silly and humorous
#47 to #6 - anon id: 8357ccde
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(05/26/2014) [-]
cus *****
#10 - lulzdealer
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#97 to #10 - girrafalopegis
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#67 to #10 - thenameschuck
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(05/26/2014) [-]
I made this for reasons
User avatar #42 to #10 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/26/2014) [-]
u hav ruin mi lyf
now i mus ruin urs

This kid is a ******* faggot.
User avatar #76 to #42 - tatwis
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(05/26/2014) [-]
*was
User avatar #101 to #76 - darksideofthebeast
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2tru
#30 to #10 - hudis
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Despite everything, he does have a ******* awesome appearance. Reminds me of Ezra Miller in We Need To Talk About Kevin - which is incidentally also about a mass killer.
User avatar #52 to #30 - carrotpotato
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(05/26/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I thought. Just the appearance and masskiller part tho. Kevin wasn't really a beta, just ******* pissed at his mother.
User avatar #66 to #30 - sursum
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(05/26/2014) [-]
He reminds me of the scarecrow guy from batman.
User avatar #43 to #10 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Also, I'm glad he got shot in his prick looking face.
User avatar #64 to #43 - fargfive
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(05/26/2014) [-]
It was good he did it himself. Someone else might have missed.
User avatar #84 to #64 - admiralen
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(05/26/2014) [-]
mordin flashbacks
#11 to #10 - tsoper
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#44 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/26/2014) [-]
"And here’s a solution to an age old tattoo problem. If your girlfriend’s name, say, “Suzie,” is tattooed on your arm, and you break up with her, don’t have the tattoo removed. Just have the tattoo reworked so it says, “**** Suzie."

someone took george carlins advice

User avatar #65 to #44 - fargfive
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(05/26/2014) [-]
alternatively, "****ed Suzie" might also work.
#2 - thatguyinabox
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #2 - nigerotte
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(05/26/2014) [-]
no matter who you are you will never be as cool as this kid
User avatar #57 to #2 - starship
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(05/26/2014) [-]
is the girl on the right even trying
#60 to #57 - thatguyinabox
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(05/26/2014) [-]
No, but i'll give here an "A" for effort.
No, but i'll give here an "A" for effort.
User avatar #79 to #60 - fukkendragonite
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Why give her an "A" for effort if we just established that she isn't even trying?

That's an "F" for effort surely? She isn't even trying...
User avatar #36 - peterbowser
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolls 66** <--- I'll Linda if I roll dubs.
#37 to #36 - richardastley
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**richardastley rolls 68**
Let's do this.
User avatar #38 to #37 - richardastley
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(05/26/2014) [-]
So ******* close...
User avatar #58 to #37 - begoniajunkie
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(05/26/2014) [-]
I completely forgot about that meme. My how things change...
User avatar #83 to #58 - richardastley
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(05/26/2014) [-]
lol I use it every time I roll for dubs. I once rolled a 66 (as it shows in the picture), and I ended up with either top comment or top two comments for the day. It was hilarious.
User avatar #49 to #36 - mrgoodlove
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**mrgoodlove rolls 90** why does everybody but me roll dubs?!
User avatar #87 to #49 - fridginator
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**fridginator rolls 05** cus ur an faget
User avatar #88 to #87 - fridginator
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**fridginator rolls 24** Well, now I just seem retarded....
User avatar #53 to #49 - peterbowser
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolls 71** <--- I don't know.
#1 - mezzjuc
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Polly too
#3 to #1 - stalini
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(05/25/2014) [-]
shut the **** up you dumb ********* chinese faggot
User avatar #7 to #3 - traks
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Whats the matter mate, someone piss in your cornflakes?
#24 to #1 - gigamuffin
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#31 - jajathezombie
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**** yeah Ron Funches
User avatar #46 to #31 - KazumaKyu
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Ron has that kind of voice that can make pretty much anything funny as hell. He could read the nutritional info off the back of a soup can and I'd probably still laugh.
#56 to #31 - TurtleOnItsBack
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(05/26/2014) [-]
Do you know where I can find any of his standup? I can only find small clips but not whole sets.
User avatar #14 - jefferyboomhauer
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(05/25/2014) [-]
Ron Funches is a damn good comedian... he doesnt do a lot of jokes about being black like other black comics.. he's just great...
#32 - chocolatepuppy
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(05/26/2014) [-]
**chocolatepuppy rolled image** <--- this is who i want ****