Fuck Essays. . nun roman TO sum ( Etheir, l' l" i' mu mum at mm In EDEN] ''. I always my way into an A on those things. It's amazing how far cliche and quoting can get you.
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User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (07/13/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I always ******** my way into an A on those things. It's amazing how far cliche ******** and quoting can get you.
#7 - goseikiba (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
In college, it's like you either choose 3 hour tedious labs every week or write tedious essays every week.
#28 - andovaredoras (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I have about one week to: 1) Make a 4000 word essay
2) Make 4 portraits with acrylic paint
3) Write two 1200 word essays for language courses
4) Write some science experiment reports

fml, i wasted the other 4 weeks i had by mostly going to FJ and by playing games.
#42 - Ganifromholland (07/13/2014) [-]
Did this for about 5 years now.
Still no failed classes
User avatar #5 - hymncz ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The thing that most people don't understand about this is that.

1. The grader for the final test understands that the essay is being done under time constraint. The graders are more lenient in marking, not in the sense where they ignore you're error but rather they give marks easier for simple answer.

2. Essay given with a lengthy due date are mark more strictly. The grader will also be likely to compare the overall quality of not only you'res, but the papers of other student as well. So if you're class has many good student, the marking standard is raised. The last 5% of the essay is normally given if you can add some spark to you're essay, something profound or impressionable.

Source: My lecturer
#49 - chuffberry (07/14/2014) [-]
i've always had the uncanny ability to write exactly what the teacher wanted to hear. in AP English, i always felt a sick pleasure when the teacher scolded the class and told them I had obviously worked the hardest on my essay when I literally wrote the whole thing during lunch.
i've always had the uncanny ability to write exactly what the teacher wanted to hear. in AP English, i always felt a sick pleasure when the teacher scolded the class and told them I had obviously worked the hardest on my essay when I literally wrote the whole thing during lunch.
#48 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** I can write 10 pages in less than two hours Times New Romans 12 point font. Don't tell me what I can and can't do
User avatar #43 - phoenix grinder (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm cool with essays who got AK's and Pacers
User avatar #37 - djcoldcutz (07/13/2014) [-]
Graduated this spring. Wrote every single one of my papers in college the night before (except for the ones that had rough drafts due early... then I wrote the rough drafts the night before). Got A's or A-'s on all of them.
User avatar #26 - delphine (07/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
This is why I teach at a private Montessori school. There are no tests, and the teachers will teach what the students want to learn. My kids are all very inquisitive and eager to learn and learn how to be self-motivated. The focus is on the learning growth and the journey, not on the product or end result.
#15 - redstonealchemist (07/13/2014) [-]
not so good lady please.   
> english class   
> year 9   
> age 14  held back a year because switching schools halfway through the year    
> get essay that's intense bodyloveing bulldigestive end product   
> do THREE TIMES the maximum necessary work   
> made 6 points when i needed 2   
> compared them in opposing pairs   
> and opposing triplets   
> and a whole intense bodyloveing A4 page summary about all six combined   
> got A intense bodyloveING PLUS  AND A GOD DAMN SMILEY FACE, MOTHERintense bodyloveER    
> mfw i put in extra effort to spite teacher i hated
not so good lady please.
> english class
> year 9
> age 14 held back a year because switching schools halfway through the year
> get essay that's intense bodyloveing bulldigestive end product
> do THREE TIMES the maximum necessary work
> made 6 points when i needed 2
> compared them in opposing pairs
> and opposing triplets
> and a whole intense bodyloveing A4 page summary about all six combined
> got A intense bodyloveING PLUS AND A GOD DAMN SMILEY FACE, MOTHERintense bodyloveER
> mfw i put in extra effort to spite teacher i hated
#11 - Absolute Madman (07/13/2014) [-]
wow op u r so rite, lawls, shool sux. Shut the intense bodylove up, moron. Obviously, exam essays aren't used to test the same things that essay assignments are used to test. God damn inbreds making these digestive end productposts and thumbing them up.
#4 - Absolute Madman (07/13/2014) [-]
#3 - Absolute Madman (07/13/2014) [-]
I got 450 on my CAHSEE's writing portion. I wrote like, four sentences.
#2 - almightysourcerer (07/12/2014) [-]
**almightysourcerer rolled image**
User avatar #1 - endodoobiesmoke (07/12/2014) [-]
op is a scholar!
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