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Story tram a mend:
we in guard tower
we winter
we well below freezing
ssee young my kid meandering aimlessly bearwall
aradia it in
we told he' s the local retard, and harmless
skid gees to frozen aver drainage ditch
sapenis 5 minutes punching holes in ice
aradia "_he' s playing in the water"
skid proceeds to play in water
shalt hour later kid is still playing in the water
aradia it in
sget told to scare him off before he gets frostbit
syill at him
skid throws chunk at ice, missing horribly, then goes hacket splashing in water
storay frozen gaterade bottle at him
skid tries to eat it
ishart pen hare near him
skid sees shiny burning hare stuck in the muck mi away
skid tries to pick up pen hare
skid goes up like tth awfuly
swat
Nadia in "_well he isn' t gonna get __"
jpg tram tac
s" he tried to pick up a hare and "
Turns out the kids dad had been having him siphon the local IF’ trucks, and he was soaked in diesel.
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#18 - Muppetz (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Favorite Afghan stories

We shot a pen flare at a goat because it was in our vics way and we couldnt get around, were like oh this will scare it off, so we pop the flare and it shoots straight through the ******* goat and it lets out this pathetic little bleat and then dies and we're all just standing there like...Whoops.
#9 - minionofdolan (01/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
MFW my dad used to tell me as child that if I could put out a lit cigarette out in a gas can and it would explode and I should try it sometime......I dont think he liked me as much as he claimed.
User avatar #12 - schwerdaddy (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What if the kid was playing in the water to wash himself off?
#13 to #12 - morskoj (01/15/2014) [-]
Because Diesel does not wash out with mere mortal efforts.
#1 - badusernamedude (01/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Then the story is ******** , diesel will not burn unless under ideal circumstances (pressure, temperature). Gasoline will. Just so no one is scared when they get a little diesel on themselves
User avatar #7 to #1 - jonnyp (01/14/2014) [-]
actually if you get an article of diesel soaked clothing on fire, it will spread and stay lit, thats how kerosene torches work.
#31 - kaslin (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#23 - ridivey (01/15/2014) [-]
this is kinda funny and kinda sad
#14 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Pic semi-related.
Pic semi-related.
#24 - mattdoggy (01/15/2014) [-]
"okay"   
this story is kind of messed up but if i have ever heard one phrase to express commands apathy this is it
"okay"
this story is kind of messed up but if i have ever heard one phrase to express commands apathy this is it
#30 - zafara (01/15/2014) [-]
For some reason I can't stop laughing at this.
User avatar #35 - Crusader ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why would the kid go up if he was covered in diesel?

Diesel doesn't go up like gas does.
#40 to #35 - hudge (01/15/2014) [-]
When it's evaporated on skin or clothing, the fumes are just as flammable.
#29 - traycepickering (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Diesel doesn't light up at all like that.
#11 - mr skeltal (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh wow, instead of haji i read it as Khajiit.

The story actually kind of made sense until the guard used his radio and pulled out a flare...
User avatar #39 - iNomNomNom (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Diesel evaporates at an extremely fast rate. I'm sure if someone were to be in sub-freezing temperatures, they would freeze over.
#38 - nonanonnon (01/15/2014) [-]
What, no pictures?
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