From Beta to Omega. Mob Squad: . u File: -( 5 KB. 168x301 randomditto, jpg) ml., here' s my situation sheen seeing the same prostitute for a few months Host my
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ml., here' s my situation
sheen seeing the same prostitute for a few months
Host my virginity's her only person Ive
semi attractive and not too expensive
do it in a hotel but I cant afford it and just invite her back to my place
v' l./ e **** forthe amount ertime I paid for
midst as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of
life and death"
thats film asks if she can watch it
e watch a film together we daht do anything
phones Liethe next day and asks ifl want to hang out
I/ hen we meet Lip I ask if I can have sex with her
tells me no because she thinks we have gotten too close
eases if we can be friends
Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to **** her again?
also tits
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I Arsenymous( lld: ) / ) BEE
haha hahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes
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the best story
I get friendzoned by a prostitute?
Yes. yes you did. Bravo. DFI You' unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.
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Submitted: 07/24/2014
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User avatar #1 - mattythebeaver (07/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
#12 - lifeanddeath (07/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #13 to #12 - tfwigetbanned (07/25/2014) [-]
but it's older
#7 - Omegaeghas (07/25/2014) [-]
i shouldve thought about this when i picked my username
#16 - grandmasterjax (07/25/2014) [-]
what he shoulda said to her.
what he shoulda said to her.
User avatar #14 - thebtardist (07/25/2014) [-]
I was in that thread..
User avatar #5 - skyrimdovah (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm glad that I'm only Beta Level 2
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