From Beta to Omega. Mob Squad: . u File: -( 5 KB. 168x301 randomditto, jpg) ml., here' s my situation sheen seeing the same prostitute for a few months Host my  From Beta to Omega Mob Squad: u File: -( 5 KB 168x301 randomditto jpg) ml here' s my situation sheen seeing the same prostitute for a few months Host
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ml., here' s my situation
sheen seeing the same prostitute for a few months
Host my virginity's her only person Ive
semi attractive and not too expensive
do it in a hotel but I cant afford it and just invite her back to my place
v' l./ e fuck forthe amount ertime I paid for
midst as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of
life and death"
thats film asks if she can watch it
e watch a film together we daht do anything
phones Liethe next day and asks ifl want to hang out
I/ hen we meet Lip I ask if I can have sex with her
tells me no because she thinks we have gotten too close
eases if we can be friends
Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to fuck her again?
also tits
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I Arsenymous( lld: ) / ) BEE
haha hahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes
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the best story
I get friendzoned by a prostitute?
Yes. yes you did. Bravo. DFI You' unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.
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06/ 11/ 2012
l, day the first /b/ tam
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - mattythebeaver
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(07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - notsoulmyr
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(07/25/2014) [-]
O hey Matty, long time no sea
User avatar #6 to #2 - mattythebeaver
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Oh wow
Thought you were ded.
How about dem lolis?
User avatar #8 to #6 - notsoulmyr
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(07/25/2014) [-]
They're delicious
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattythebeaver
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Bloody heretic
#10 to #9 - notsoulmyr
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Blood for the Blood God etc etc
User avatar #11 to #1 - thegrayfox
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Uhhh no... Basically every nerd would then say "i'm an omega male"
Because they think of themselves as "the lone wolf".

When in reality they're social retards that nobody wants to hang out with.
User avatar #15 to #11 - mattythebeaver
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Don't blame the word, blame the people using the word wrong.
#3 to #1 - quicksilveralicorn
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(07/25/2014) [-]
That described me perfectly,  Save the strength part  holy ****.
That described me perfectly, Save the strength part holy ****.
#4 to #1 - darkfive
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Basicly me... Minus the being good at something and the sexy time
#12 - lifeanddeath
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Original:
User avatar #13 to #12 - tfwigetbanned
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(07/25/2014) [-]
but it's older
#17 to #13 - lifeanddeath
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Thought the other one said 8/11/12. It's a day older than mine. My bad.
#7 - Omegaeghas
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(07/25/2014) [-]
i shouldve thought about this when i picked my username
#16 - grandmasterjax
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(07/25/2014) [-]
what he shoulda said to her.
what he shoulda said to her.
User avatar #14 - thebtardist
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(07/25/2014) [-]
I was in that thread..
User avatar #5 - skyrimdovah
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(07/25/2014) [-]
I'm glad that I'm only Beta Level 2