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#9 - xyzlegend (06/20/2014) [-]
My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.
#55 to #9 - stepsword ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
>How do you get rats off an island? Hmm?

More like how do you get them there in the first place
#46 to #9 - laxwarriord (06/20/2014) [-]
>Nothing to boast about

Im sorry, if i had an island, i would tell everyone who made eye contact with me, even if it was only 5 meters across
User avatar #42 to #9 - nustix (06/20/2014) [-]
If you become a cannibal because tyou have nothing else to eat it doesn't mean you won't eat cheesburgers if you get back to civilization..
#34 to #9 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [-]
******* psychopath that was pretty funny
#32 to #9 - grandlordchicken (06/20/2014) [-]
But what if one bites you, and gets a taste for that sweet, sweet, succulent human flesh?
#47 to #32 - grandlordchicken (06/20/2014) [-]
They will multiply and swarm the land like a sea of teeth and flesh,
#57 to #47 - grandlordchicken (06/21/2014) [-]
We are small, but we are many. We are many; we are small.
We were here before you rose. We will be here when you fall.
We have teeth and we have tails. We have tails; we have eyes.
We were here before you fell. You will be here when we rise.
We have eyes and we have nerveses. We have tails; we have teeth.
You'll all get what you deserveses when we rise from underneath.
There will be a little tussle. You will topple from your throne.
We will nibble off the muscle. We will nibble off the bone.
#29 to #9 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**

Wouldn't you just end up stuck with a bunch of rat-eating rats as opposed to the coconut-eating ones? Sure, population wouldn't go up as fast, but it would still lead to problems because rats reproduce at a really high rate. (All assuming the rats don't just eat each other in the first place.)
User avatar #58 to #29 - grandlordchicken (06/21/2014) [-]
A cannabalistic rat has to eat waaaaay more rats than the amount of baby rats it will produce, and then those baby rats need waaaay more meat to grow up. If you've only got cannabalistic rats then you've got energy going out of the rat based system but none coming in, they might as well still be in the barrel. Just basic thermodynamic really.
#22 to #9 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Pic related
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#18 to #9 - dissectedtesticle (06/20/2014) [-]
i enjoy this
User avatar #13 to #9 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
That... is disturbing.
User avatar #40 to #13 - nativninja (06/20/2014) [-]
its okay. my colour is also strange on the eyes.
User avatar #43 to #40 - mysticana (06/20/2014) [-]
I think yours is worst actually
User avatar #54 to #43 - kievaughnb (06/21/2014) [-]
it is
also why do i see you everywhere you faggot
User avatar #44 to #43 - nativninja (06/20/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #53 to #44 - victhree (06/21/2014) [-]
I'll give mysticana this one, your comments make my eyes bleed.
User avatar #56 to #53 - nativninja (06/21/2014) [-]
all in a days work.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
I SAID IT WAS DISTURBING
#23 to #13 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Your choice of colored text is disturbing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/20/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #33 to #24 - danster (06/20/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master Race.
User avatar #11 to #9 - randomwanker (06/20/2014) [-]
did you get that from a movie?
User avatar #16 to #11 - thethirddoctor (06/20/2014) [-]
James Bond. Skyfall.
User avatar #61 to #16 - reloyjerkins ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
YES! Why did noone else get that reference? I mean... it was super obvious!
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