Pale Devil people come WAAAAAY later. You basically read about 2% of Homestuck.

Homestuck tells the story of a young boy celebrating his birthday. He eagerly awaits a video game so he can play with his 3 friends. When the game comes, it causes loads of shenanigans, which end up dragging Boy and co into an alternate dimension. There, they must battle monsters, attain powers, complete quests and explore planets based around them (interests, powers, fears, etc) in the hope of finishing the game that they started.

Slowly, they (and the reader) learn that this game of theirs is not the only one that has been, is being, or will be played. Each game is similar (quests, powers) but stylized to the people playing it. (one group was divided in 2 to compete against each other)

One of these alternate groups, who have finished their game mere hours before our heroes start, message them with intention to harass and mock. These are the Pale Demon people, and at this point the story diverts to their game, allowing us to learn about them and their culture.

Basically, everyone is racist, and the girl with her arms crossed is BEST WAIFU.

As someone who doesn't read Homestuck, and doesn't really plan on it. This really helped me understand what the hell it's about. Thanks.

vriska waifu trash reporting for duty

Report to the Deck, Brigand bananeurysm. We got loot to plunder and Vriska to praise. Anyone not mentioning how BEST GRILL she is at least thrice a day will be fed to Lord English.

i mention how she is BEST GRILL at least eight times a day

You make me proud, pirate. What's your Class and Aspect, soldier? I need to speak with your Lord or Heir to put in a good word for you.

You ain't no Blood bitch, right?

mage of space lmao, i took the longass one by pageofhope or whatever their name is, as well as the short one
**** naw im crip bruh B]

Well whatdyaknow, a Mage! Mage of Breath myself, coming in from the long-ass one that has all the fan **** in it as well. (What the **** is a Chief of Stars?)

Space? Good with both technical and theoretical, low patience, tends to dip into fantasy a little, and motherly in many regards. Sounds about right? Paired with Mage, that puts you in as the sort of person who can't decide on really important choices, and when you DO choose, you almost immediately second-guess yourself. Mages are cool, but nobody but pages and princes get **** on like we do. >.> Worst part is, we do it to ourselves!

Got a least favorite Aspect? Just curious here.

Prince of Void here
Vriska is clearly not best grill. Hell, even Nepeta is a better grill than Vriska.

Well, befor i tell, yes i can already guess i am ****** with class and aspect, still role your Thing. Because i guess i rolled AGAIN as so often in life the ******* doom dices.

If you guys though bards of doom or an guarentee for an ****** up session:

Take that: ... Prince of void.

Prince of Void....

wow.

your powers would be off the charts. You could toss enemies into black holes, would cause horroterrors to **** themselves at the mention of your name, and your God Tier could destroy IDEAS. Kill someone, and then erase the idea of them! They never existed at all! It would be pseudo retcon powers!

i can blow the wind around a bit tho, so were pretty evenly matched.

Sylph of light dogg
Im so happy with it tbh

I'm watching you mate. Don't think about betraying us all or something, kk?

I do what I want m8

page of void
yes i know i share it with horrus
kill me

Congrats on being the most anti-climactic person ever, I guess...

yeah, definitely sounds like me

Mage of Mind here

Mage Bros 4 LYFE

Monk!? Monk ain't no class I ever heard of!! They use powers with Monk!?

Yeah, I got Chief of Stars with that one once. Stick to canon, mate.That way, it's actually cool to know what Classpect you would theoretically get when the meteors start to drop.

I say take Mage. Of all the people showing up here, the vast majority are Mages! Maybe it's a FunnyJunk thing?

Mages are supposed to act in a way that both harms and helps themselves, so it makes sense!

Welp, classic Seer of Mind then.

Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too!

Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k?

This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics.
Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks.

Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines!

>>#18
sauce on those quizzes you took?
Also, I always wondered what a Page of Rage would be like
Like if they realize their power, and go ******* insane, and every time they die in that battle they just punch open a dream bubble and fly supersonic back to skaia

Well, there is a quick one here, and all the answers are canonical, but this one made me a Bard of Space, so I question it's accuracy.
www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html

The next one is one I have NOT taken, because the first question asks me what gender I identify as, and not what gender I am, and if you're going to pander to crazy people I don't want you inside my head.
zules.com/titletest/

This one is crazy in depth, and you actually need to take TWO tests to get your answer. Overall, you'd need to sink a good 30 min into this. Unfortunately, some of the answers are non-canon. (Chief of Stars, etc) thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test

There are more, but you can always google around yourself. I took MANY HS aspect tests over the years, and since most return either Breath or Space, along with Bard or Mage, I kinda got to cherrypick.

Have fun!

Clicked the longest one you posted
Got this on the side of the screen (See Image)
Now I know how the entire site of FJ is like "Ew SJW's" but

What am I supposed to think about this Im still going to take it, just thought this was weird

Man, when on Tumblr, do not even BOTHER with their "about me" section. It is NEVER worth the time.

I got Seer of Blood

Looks Like I'm the ******* Sufferer

>All these plebs getting Classpects already shown in comic.

Nah man, congrats. Analysis on which people to get to know better and stuff is always cool. "Choose your friends wisely!" is a pretty common saying, you know!

Alright, so in the other two were really *****

I got Knight of Mind for the weird af one that asks what you "identify" as

And I got Bard of Light for the one you said might not be accurate

What the **** kind of person am I?

Normal. Because Hussie thinks Shipping is more important than game mechanics, a lot of the classes and aspects are unknown (Maid, Doom, etc) So different tests give different results. You got Mind on two different tests, so it's likely you are a Mind player. Your class is up to you though! What do you feel like?

Not going to lie, Knight of Mind sounds cool

But I mean a Bard of Mind

Using peoples minds to slowly **** everything up/make an amazing comeback
****** hella cool

Welp, remind me never to have you on my team. I like my mind UN-muddled, kthx.

You bards are always messing up my plans

Kind of makes me think about life though, how I've acted and everything

On one hand I'm terrified of what I've done and what if things could have been better, which is like the SoB
But on the other, I've always used my head to try to **** with people, but to help keep my friends stable, and help them through depression

I dont like this

and now I'm wondering what the **** a Bard of Blood would do

Just like, give people random Ebola or some ****

Eh, nobody is perfect. Unless you are an Heir of Heart or something. You be you, and be a better you than you used to be.

Bard of Blood shows up at end game having befriended ALL of the consorts and carapacians.

Stop the reckoning by having a friendly chat with the Black King/Jack Noir

Give them a 5 minute time out

You have no Idea how mad I was that I happened to get "5 Level 5"

I'm trying to do the one you said was by a crazy, and I already can't answer the second question

"What best describes you"

WELL STOP GIVING ME ******* OPTIONS THAT ALL HAVE TWO OF MY TRAITS

Had I been "Level" 4 instead of 5 I would have been tied between Seer of Void and Seer of Mind

2:37 AM?

Click
Thanks m8

Well, I'd like to chime in that I'm a rogue of void. Did the test twice and got it.

Also found out vriska is my patron troll. And she's best troll hands down

Roxy is 2nd Best Grill, so your ClassPect is a lucky combo. Praise Vriska for blessing you with such Luck!

Thanks, and at first I thought your horoscope was your patron troll. Cause I'm a Scorpio but my friend said I was wrong and it was something else, we did the thing and found out its still vriska. Vriska is love, vriska is life

i most definitely got my favorite aspect. i love all the technical spacey **** that comes with the aspect, its super fun to think about. plus i mean. red shoes. you cant ****** beat the red shoes
and my least favorite aspect is rage. mainly b/c the most we've seen its usefulness is only useful for ****** **** up

Space definitely fits you there, friend. Space is the MOST creative aspect, so you hating Rage (the 2nd most common aspect of destroyers, behind Time, of course) makes perfect sense.

Blue is best colour

tru but even the bluest of the blue thinks that red shoes are badass

They were my first ship, but only recently have they been replaced with Roxy/John. They are simply too cute.

this is my ****** **** rn. i cant get enough of it in rp, fanart,or fanfic

also it took me like ****** ten minutes to find a decent picture of it

Hello, I'm a time traveling player.
Ships for the shipping gods.
Skulls for the skull throne
And buckets for the bucket step.