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Happy endings are subjective i suppose, as I quite liked this ending.

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#6 - mightypoggers (03/26/2014) [-]

Sounds like a german bedtime story.

#53 to #6 - huewut ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]

Sounds like a realistic Twilight to me

#57 to #6 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]

most of the original stories are either german, westslavic or danish bedtime stories.
they never end the disney way though.

#60 to #57 - mightypoggers (03/27/2014) [-]

I know this. Snow white and the hunter ended with the queen(witch) dancing herself to death in iron shoes.

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#5 - iwasonaboat (03/26/2014) [-]

"eaten"

I'd pay to see that.

Plox looks funnier to me than plz, I dunno why

#15 to #5 - anonywolftroll (03/26/2014) [-]

If it's any good I can give you a link to a comic of a wolf "eating" several lambs...

#16 to #15 - iwasonaboat (03/26/2014) [-]

hey, ty! i said I would pay for it, but unfortunately I'm broke as hell.

Pass it along as an act of kindness? :3?

#17 to #16 - anonywolftroll (03/26/2014) [-]

No.... okay

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Btw, it appears it are goats...oh, what the heck...Enjoy!

#18 to #17 - iwasonaboat (03/26/2014) [-]

Thank you blessed stranger. You have helped me on this journey we call life. May your and stay strong and your eyes sharp.

#19 to #18 - anonywolftroll (03/26/2014) [-]

You're very welcome.

#66 to #5 - skulldan ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]

PLOX USING MASTER RACE

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#7 to #5 - ferriuszg (03/26/2014) [-]

**ferriuszg rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at So I herd you like cookies and milk **

#9 to #7 - iwasonaboat (03/26/2014) [-]

homg dat roll o.O

#23 to #7 - necrophyxia (03/26/2014) [-]

******* perfect

#52 to #7 - newdevyx (03/26/2014) [-]

Inb4 sweetroll.png

#71 to #52 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]

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#54 - elmosays (03/26/2014) [-]

What kind of friend leaves someone to die in a forest?

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#3 - megavoir (03/26/2014) [-]

I guess you could say she got wolfed down.

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#51 - wired (03/26/2014) [-]

A young girl is lost in the forest and she sees an owl and asks it "Do you know where my mother is?" And the owl responds, "Why the hell would I know where your mother is? Are you stupid? And why are you fairy tale children always getting lost in forests and Hullicinating about animals that can talk?" And then the owl swooped down and ripped the little girl's face off and ate her eyeballs. Then the owl hooted. "Hoo... Hoo..."

It's a German Fairy Tale so it's a little dark i guess. Maybe it's the translation? Nope not the translation it says it right here "Rips her face off" Oh god there's even a picture. Just remember don't do drugs cause an owl may just rip your face off.