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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#25 - disguises
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User avatar #109 to #25 - sexyhimself
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dem paint skills thou
#166 to #25 - studbeefpile
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#108 to #25 - nthmetal
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I know that feel
I know that feel
User avatar #87 to #25 - captainrattrap
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I'll be your friend
#110 to #25 - aerosol
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mfw I made some new friends at work today   
   
 Hang in there bro. If I can do it, you're probably over-qualified
mfw I made some new friends at work today

Hang in there bro. If I can do it, you're probably over-qualified
#138 to #110 - boomerpyro
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mfw lost a good friend yesterday but i know he'll be better off without me
mfw lost a good friend yesterday but i know he'll be better off without me
#148 to #138 - pistro
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#1 - evilhomer
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The things that me and my best friend call each other is so explicit it  should be never mentioned.  no homo
The things that me and my best friend call each other is so explicit it should be never mentioned. no homo
User avatar #40 to #1 - sheiladikshit
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Queen - I Want To Break Free
#127 to #1 - adamks
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stupid
#111 to #1 - BigDoktor
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Cromartie High School content on FunnyJunk

Days were made
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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You know you're best friends when you've ****** each other's mums
#3 to #2 - evilhomer
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or if you call each other faggot on a daily basis.
or if you call each other faggot on a daily basis.
User avatar #5 to #3 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Or cock juggling thunder cunts
User avatar #6 to #5 - evilhomer
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or ball munching dick magnets
or any other gay slur for that matter
User avatar #8 to #6 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Or if you have elaborate 5 minute long handshakes
#10 to #8 - evilhomer
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Or when you say "This is by far the most retarded idea I've ever heard and it will most likely result in both of our deaths... I'll be there in 5min"
Or when you say "This is by far the most retarded idea I've ever heard and it will most likely result in both of our deaths... I'll be there in 5min"
User avatar #12 to #10 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Or if you go out to get soda and end up at a random persons house taking apart bed frames. Btw your last comment was too ******* accurate
#13 to #12 - evilhomer
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or when in class while having a birthday he decides to smash an orange in your head.
3rd grade. I still remember it to this day
User avatar #15 to #13 - spearpwi
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Or when you can spend 4 hours staring at a screen, not uttering a single word, and still consider it a well spent afternoon.
User avatar #20 to #15 - atrocitustheking
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For me it's the opposite. Me and my best friend never shut up. We once talked for 7 hours straight. What'd we talk about? ******* everything.
#16 to #15 - evilhomer
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you have no ******* idea how accurate what you said is.
User avatar #17 to #16 - spearpwi
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I have every idea because I still do it when I can. Me and my best friend did our talking a long time ago. Now whenever we get in to contact (we live apart now :'( ) we just insult each other and talk about sex and our last bowel movements.
User avatar #18 to #17 - evilhomer
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You know your best friends when after a long time apart the first thing you say to each other are insults.
#73 to #10 - spceinvdr
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I had so many of these its not even funny. Some of my adventures:

>golf course dirtbiking
>the minibike pulled dishwasher sled
>bottle rocket rifle
>levitating shoes we built from plans on the internet
>draino bombs
>scooter joyride
>the exploding stereo
>fire
>fire
>fire
>so much ******* fire
>hot rod lawn mower
>underwater four wheeling
>taco bell truck drift
>the feast of the golden arches

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User avatar #77 to #73 - spceinvdr
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>paddleboats
>hotel microwave
>the trip into the woods with no flashlights
>trying to steal an abandoned golf cart
>potato fight
>m-80's and bare feet
>beach umbrella wind surfing
>potato gun
>blow darts
>min chopper wheelie

Thats all of 'em that I remember, most of these being with two good friends of mine.
#149 to #3 - pistro
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What if my friend is homosexual enough to be called a faggot?
What if my friend is homosexual enough to be called a faggot?
#49 - mrawesomepotato
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We plan murders together.
If we don't like someone, we all get together and cyberbully the living **** out of them.
We spend more time in each other's houses than we do in our own.
If we don't agree on something, we go down to my basement where our "debate" podium is, and we sleepover just so we can hold a debate.
We are all faggots. And we remind each other we are faggots everyday.
I'd kill myself if any of them died.
User avatar #50 to #49 - priestoftheoldones
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I have a friend who's a faggot, isn't that right dasboof 'yah fag.
User avatar #51 to #50 - mrawesomepotato
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I literally have no idea what the last part of your sentence means.
User avatar #52 to #51 - priestoftheoldones
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I have a friend named Noah, he has an account on FJ called dasboof. I called him a fag.
User avatar #53 to #52 - mrawesomepotato
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Dasboof yah fag
User avatar #54 to #53 - priestoftheoldones
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Yeah, **** Noah, he talked in the theater while we were watching the new godzilla.
User avatar #55 to #54 - mrawesomepotato
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Oh my god Noah you are such a ******* worthless piece of human filth, kill yourself you ungrateful, faggot, asshole-licking dick inhaler.
User avatar #56 to #55 - priestoftheoldones
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You are a cool guy Mr. mrawesomepotato.
User avatar #57 to #56 - mrawesomepotato
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thnx
#58 to #57 - priestoftheoldones
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Aaayyyyy, no problem. Have spoopy caterpie.
User avatar #181 to #55 - dasboof
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such a fag amirite
#61 - kinginyellow
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That's why I like the "bro" style friendships, they're about jokes and laughing around. It's pretty much
"Hey fatass"
"Hey Jackass"
Then regular conversation. I've never had one of those emotional or dramatic things with fighting or not talking, we only had one friend get pissed for a couple days, and that's cuz another friend was dicking around in his workplace's parking lot and thought stopping right at his feet was a funny joke. Never tried anything like that after though, we don't usually have much of the boundary-crossing issues.

I just say it's gotta suck seeing the stuff with girls and drama, not meaning to generalize, but I had a girl (friend's gf) talk to us about that stuff a lot, and it seems like a lot of work to keep friends as girls. Hell, the fatass and jackass lines seem like they'd warrant being avoided or ignored.

Pic related - how I imagined these friendship's from her input.
#90 to #61 - shannonrw
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It depends what kind of girls. Me and my group of friends, for instance, we have the occasional argument, disagreement, or annoyance with one another but it'll always end. What I like about girls' friendships that I just don't seem to sense in guys is the level of intimacy. I can say or do almost anything around my girl bestfriends. I can talk to them about deep, personal things and cry on their shoulder. I feel like (of course not all are this way, I could never say, this is just what I've noticed) guy's can't do that kind of thing in their friendships. Like it's frowned upon to show too much emotion in a friendship with guys, and just like you said, it's jokes and laughing around. But what if you want to talk about something personal? Something serious? A deep emotional problem that you need to discuss with someone close to you? I don't know, I've had tons of guy friends in my life and tons of girl friends, and I love the feeling of being friends with guys and not worrying about drama and just getting to dick around, but I just feel like you can't get the kind of intimacy between guy friends that you can between girl friends, which is worth the extra drama to me.

pic related cause i really want one
User avatar #132 to #90 - cabbagemayhem
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I don't understand. Talking about deep, personal things? Crying on shoulders? Aren't you supposed to keep deep emotional problems that you need to discuss with someone close to you, to yourself? I can't imagine talking to people about that kind of stuff. Nobody cares, and the best case scenario is they don't use it against you. And, with girls, I think that's the kind of thing that lands you in the friend-zone.
User avatar #182 to #132 - shannonrw
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See that right there is the problem. Guys have this mindset that they have to keep that kind of stuff to themselves. Girls don't, and that's why I feel girls have truer friendships and are more comfortable around their friends than guys are. Guys can't talk about that kind of stuff with their friends. And the friend zone has nothing to do with it, because I'm not talking about guy girl friendships. I'm talking about guy-guy and girl-girl friendships.
User avatar #183 to #182 - cabbagemayhem
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Nah man. Guys can talk about anything, they're just not girly about it. Something bad happened to you? You're not sad for yourself and pitiable. You've been training for the day you meet the man who killed your father. You did something shameful? You don't whisper it to your bestie and bite your lip. You tell everyone you know, and stare at them until they laugh or start to become uncomfortable.
#158 to #132 - zmranger
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I like your attitude man.

That's why I'm going to kill you last.
#64 to #61 - icametocomment
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I can confirm that girl friendships are dramabombs. I'm not saying it's always like that, but guys are so much easier to get along with for the sole reason that drama basically does not exist with them.
User avatar #74 to #64 - reginleif
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Well that's pretty obvious, I'm not going to start drama with someone I wanna stick it in.

What kind of guy do you know who actively seeks to start drama with women? Counterproductive as **** is what that is. Women on the other hand tend to have a negative effect on male groups by causing tensions and infighting.

It's called the Yoko Ono effect and is well documented.
User avatar #76 to #74 - icametocomment
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Ironically, said drama begins as soon as a guy expresses interest in a girl who just wants to be friends (Oh oh I just went there). This has happened to me before. It's not fun. We're still cool, but the awkwardness will always be there.
User avatar #79 to #76 - reginleif
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Relationships don't exist in exclusive areas of platonic/romantic/sexual spheres they're much more complex than that. Demanding only one sort of attention doesn't make the other person wrong, it makes the demander kinda unreasonable.

It still just confirms the view that chicks tend to ruin all male spaces by bringing out that sort of tension.

The inverse applies as well, men often make the women cattier to each other than they might otherwise have been. Sexuality has that complicating effect.
User avatar #126 to #74 - cabbagemayhem
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Battlefield Friends (Happy Hour) - Girl Gamer Is this what you meant by well-documented: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yoko%20effect
Regardless, I know what you're talking about. Male groups are drama-free until a girl walks in, and then it starts getting weird.
#130 to #64 - memustardo
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User avatar #93 to #64 - agreatusername
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Male drama- "Dude, ive got a problem with that", "I don't care", "yeah, me neither".
#139 to #93 - thecrayzeeman
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Pretty much this.
User avatar #123 to #64 - ciacheczko
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And I can confirm, also as a woman, that I have met an equal amount of drama queens both among guys and girls. It's only their way of acting that varies. After you talk with enough people, you notice that drama loving guys exist and there's a lot of them.

Just think about it, aren't all the friendzone-complaining guys actually drama queens, who overinterpret and overreact to female behaviour? And there's more
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User avatar #80 to #64 - theugandanhero
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It exists, we just don't give a damn about it
#67 to #64 - anon id: 2c7d36bb
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Girls don't know what friendship is since they're only searching for people who can do something for them
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shotsfired.jpeg
#128 - familyguyreference
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TFW with friends.



j/k i dont have friends irl
#156 to #128 - knightgiver
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You have them here
#134 to #128 - kaboomz
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you have them here
User avatar #82 - bakinboy
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-proximity
-they have the same game system as me
#83 to #82 - Proximity
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You have a Super Nintendo? Cool. Retro.

Nice to see someone else holding on to those childhood relics
#117 to #83 - johnnyferno
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I once had a SNES when I was a kid, but with my unknowing child mind I had my parents give it away cause I thought it was "boring".....I had the glory for years, but then I gave it away.....   
Everyones FW I tell them that story
I once had a SNES when I was a kid, but with my unknowing child mind I had my parents give it away cause I thought it was "boring".....I had the glory for years, but then I gave it away.....
Everyones FW I tell them that story
User avatar #118 to #117 - gibssowas
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Same here... I got a N64 when I was five and I gave it away when I got a gamecube.
Boy do I regret this decision.
(I want to play ******* Star Wars Racer again!!!!)
User avatar #62 - alimais
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They are built on magic
#63 to #62 - anon id: 146326f1
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I thumbed you up.
#66 to #63 - anon id: 2c7d36bb
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I ****** your mom up
User avatar #69 to #66 - swagfagit
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I masturbated into a fedora and wore it.
#92 - tastycrisps
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You're not true best friends with someone unless you make your parents question your sexuality.
You're not true best friends with someone unless you make your parents question your sexuality.
User avatar #97 to #92 - Sabre
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My best friend's mum has for years entertained the fantasy that he might wind up with my little sister. Close enough.
User avatar #125 to #92 - mrsixinch
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Man, I totally agree. My best friend and I are straight guys, but gay for each other.
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*not worthy of a comment*
*not worthy of a comment*
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