Friendship hurts 4
>Be 14 and stupid
>Hanging out with best friend
>We be playing some candy stand mini golf with his Grandma
>He has played it for years so he is pretty good and so is she
>I however suck donkey dick at it
>Grandma beats our asses
>Friend enters macho man autismo pride
>He says that he will place first, I will place second, and she shall be dead last
>After 10 games of that no happening I'm ready to call it quits
>He says no is leaving til we achieve that goal
>I walk into the kitchen he follows with a slingshot
>He grabs knife and load into slingshot
>Big Boss CQC **** go!
>Knee him in the face by reflex to stop from being stabbed/shot
>deform his nose
>MFW his nose is still ****** up to this day
>Hanging out with best friend
>We be playing some candy stand mini golf with his Grandma
>He has played it for years so he is pretty good and so is she
>I however suck donkey dick at it
>Grandma beats our asses
>Friend enters macho man autismo pride
>He says that he will place first, I will place second, and she shall be dead last
>After 10 games of that no happening I'm ready to call it quits
>He says no is leaving til we achieve that goal
>I walk into the kitchen he follows with a slingshot
>He grabs knife and load into slingshot
>Big Boss CQC **** go!
>Knee him in the face by reflex to stop from being stabbed/shot
>deform his nose
>MFW his nose is still ****** up to this day
P.S. we are still best friends, and laughed off the whole thing.
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