Friendship Hurts 2 (late & long)
>Be 17
>Me and best friend are awake at 2 AM
>A wild idea has appeared!
>Lets build a tire swing on the super big tree in yard
>Next, we need a rope don't have any so supplement sum belts from an old washer
>Get a tire iron to act as counter weight for throwing over tree branch
>Go Blue's Clues on this bitch looking for **** we need
>Do not recall but I think we stole the tire from a pile in a neighbors yard
>Due to lack of actual rope supplement some old belts from a washer
>No ladder so ****** rig one by nailing scrap wood to the ******* tree
>Get tire iron to act as a weight to throw rope over tree branch
>My friend is the arm man here
>Round 1:miss completely this continues for some time we were sleepy drunk
>Round 20: **** does a loop around the branch, but plot twist when spins towards us releases the tire iron upon us
>I Hussein Bolt my across the yard
>Friend accepts his fate, looks away sticks out arm
>Holy **** Balls! He caught!
>MFW he avoids a caved in skull
>Me and best friend are awake at 2 AM
>A wild idea has appeared!
>Lets build a tire swing on the super big tree in yard
>Next, we need a rope don't have any so supplement sum belts from an old washer
>Get a tire iron to act as counter weight for throwing over tree branch
>Go Blue's Clues on this bitch looking for **** we need
>Do not recall but I think we stole the tire from a pile in a neighbors yard
>Due to lack of actual rope supplement some old belts from a washer
>No ladder so ****** rig one by nailing scrap wood to the ******* tree
>Get tire iron to act as a weight to throw rope over tree branch
>My friend is the arm man here
>Round 1:miss completely this continues for some time we were sleepy drunk
>Round 20: **** does a loop around the branch, but plot twist when spins towards us releases the tire iron upon us
>I Hussein Bolt my across the yard
>Friend accepts his fate, looks away sticks out arm
>Holy **** Balls! He caught!
>MFW he avoids a caved in skull
>But wait there's more!
>I climb up my ****** step ladder and tie the ****** up
>I take the bitch for its maiden voyage
>Feel pretty ******* great swing on a tire swing a 4 in the morning
>Friend gives it a go, I give him a push
> **** breaks now he is face down in the ground
>Ass sticking out of the tire like a diglet, and his hand are pinned
>He cant move he ask for my help
>I go in and get a drink first
>HFW I choose food over him
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