Friendship hurts 1

>Be 17
>Hanging out with best friend around fire pit
>Start jokingly push him towards fire
>He sprays lighter fluid at me, but I dodge it (or so I thought)
>Some time passes and a log falls from the fire
> Try to push it back and leg lights in a blaze of glory and pain
>Screaming like a triggered femnazi in the wild
>try to get pants off but unbutton.exe was deleted
>Friend goes American History X on my leg
>Doesn't work, so he grabs a bowl of water
>I stand up like hey good idea let me stick my leg in there
>I ax kick the **** out of the water bowl and we both get soaked
>Middle of November in GA so it's like 30 degrees outside
>2nd degree burns up and down my leg
>MFW this not my first time getting hurt hanging out with this person