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Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out

Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out

Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out

Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out
Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out

Friends help a guy out on his 1st date. Want someone to around with from time to time? I accept all friend requests, and always will . 4(: Chats Football G) out

Want someone to ******** around with from time to time?
I accept all friend requests, and always will

4(: Chats Football G)
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#9 - bananacouch (10/27/2015) [-]
"He hasn't got the minerals"
#115 to #9 - maverickpertanix (10/27/2015) [-]
Glad Im not the only one to have that pop into my head when I read that
#7 - canichaikait (10/27/2015) [-]
Well, seeing as she didn't take this date seriously, I don't see why he should either.
Well, seeing as she didn't take this date seriously, I don't see why he should either.
User avatar #71 to #7 - lenytunes (10/27/2015) [-]
God the amount of hate in that comment... Don't ever say that guys can do wrong because it infuriates FJ
User avatar #86 to #71 - twiceasfun (10/27/2015) [-]
He said that guy wasn't doing anything wrong. I'm glad to know you're trying to do something about your illiteracy, but save the commenting for when you're more fluent
User avatar #90 to #86 - canichaikait (10/27/2015) [-]
Nah, he's talking about his deleted comment below and the lashback he got from it.
User avatar #109 to #90 - twiceasfun (10/27/2015) [-]
gotcha, that was deleted before i got here
#91 to #90 - lenytunes (10/27/2015) [-]
Yeah and I find it funny how now I'm getting lashed back for this... Oh well, red thumbs for dinner I guess...
User avatar #97 to #91 - twiceasfun (10/27/2015) [-]
I know damn well the amount of **** that will fall on you if you insinuate a man did something wrong on fj, but this guy legitimately didn't do anything more wrong than her. Neither of them took the date very seriously, but his way was funny. Hers was boring
User avatar #158 to #86 - oranyonereally (10/28/2015) [-]
and he got thumbed up
that was his point.
Jeez
User avatar #150 to #71 - kristovsky (10/28/2015) [-]
>Go on a date with a guy
>Spend all the time looking at your phone

Obviously she wasn't taking it seriously. Now, whether what the guy did was wrong or not is a different question.
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#32 to #30 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
Just gonna break this one down for you.

Part A: From the messages, it shows it's a group, filled with all of his obviously good friends. He stops talking to them at 19:5*, picks it back up at 20:5*

He obviously tried to have a nice date, but, sadly, he fell for the trap.

Dinner dates, always fail. Sitting down across from someone, and having to impress them with just your words, while trying not to be super awkward while eating, isn't the easiest of things.

Part 2: Women these days

Women have what is known as abundance mentality. They have an abundance of date possibilities, and the more attractive they are, the less they need to try, for dates.

She's quite pretty, and from the makeup, dress, and matching handbag, she knows it.

She doesn't need to try, and she knows it. He, however, needs to pull out all of the stops, he needs to be better than any competition, or he's going to get shut out, simply because in a large group, there is always someone better than you.

Ever seen a tinder conversation that wasn't part of a funny/success comp? The girl will 99% of the time send 1, to 2 word messages, because she doesn't need to send anything else. She doesn't have to try.

Conclusion:

He ****** himself, simply by agreeing to dinner as a date. Dinner, isn't fun. Had he chosen a date that involved something fun, that they both enjoyed, he could have forced her to be interactive, as opposed to reactive. That, would have made this **** date, a good date.

1/10, would not date either.
User avatar #98 to #32 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
Is that really how people think? No wonder the world looks the way it does, then.

First of all: Dinner dates are important, in fact, they are the original "dates". The first date is a date on which you get to know your date and a date on which you decide if there's going to be a 2nd. It doesn't have to be dinner, but talking and getting to know a person, at least for me, sounds nice over a delicious dinner, in a nice atmosphere. The first date can also be just a walk in a park or pretty much everything where you'd get to talk and get to know eachothet. If you take your date to a club or to some other event in which you can't have a certain amount of intimacy, some one on one time, you're an idiot.
Second, I'm not going to desagree with what you said about women, because it's true, but women are not the only one at fault, it's society in general that has lost it's grip on social interactions and is completely lost unless they are happening through a screen, in large groups where no "actual" interaction is happening and it's just a bunch of people flapping around, and so on, which brings me to the next point: The girl who was on her phone: Put that **** down, everything on it will be there in an hour, and if not, no big deal, leave it alone and stop living your life through a ******* screen, you have a person you're on a date with, interact with him. As for the guy, pretty much the same argumet, he mentioned they haven't even had their mains yet meaning they probably only got there or been there for a short time, the moment the girl started ******* with her phone he lost interest and decided it would be better to make his retarded friends laugh over the phone by ******* with the girl instead of, I don't know, interact with her, talk to her, make her realize that there's an interesting human being sitting across the table with whom she can be talking and having fun. But no, he bumps her on her head, snatches her spoon/fork, acts like a moron by putting his feet on the table and the: "Wahh why girls don't want to date me, why are girls so shallow? Wahh".
**** society, this isn't funny, it's sad.
#38 to #32 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Somewhat true, and it really sucks. Probably makes me an asshole but most women are pretty damn shallow and holding a prolonged conversation with someone on your first date isn't really feasible unless you are the ******* king of comedy. If you meet a girl you don't know you have subjects in common with, go to a loud ass club, they ******* love it and you might get laid.
#52 to #38 - blowbags (10/27/2015) [-]
I've not really found that girls are just kinda sat there waiting to be entertained and you have to lead, I've actually found more girls rescue me from my quiet nature than me having to draw them out... including the dates that didn't go anywhere.
User avatar #75 to #38 - littlegirlslikeme (10/27/2015) [-]
Beautiful girl agreed to go on a date with me. I figured she'd be kind of a snob and want to stay on her phone the whole time so I just planned to have fun by myself and if she wanted to drop the **** and have fun, too, we could enjoy it together. But regardless, I was going to have fun. I took her to one of those trampoline park places where the floors are giant trampolines and just had fun. She was nervous at first but I went around and gathered like 20 people for a big dodgeball game and she got caught up in all of it. My point is, she couldn't be out on her phone and jump, if she wanted to sit and be on her phone and not talk and laugh, I was still going to enjoy myself. I'm 25 and never do childish stuff like that but imo that was a pretty unique and successful first date. Been together 6 months now. Dinner dates are boring and won't make you stand out. Start a pick up dodgeball game...
User avatar #85 to #32 - GnRNoD (10/27/2015) [-]
Actually I think dinner dates work just fine as first dates, if there's some type of "connection" between both parties conversation will flow and laughs will be had, I never had a problem speaking with girls I find attractive and only had one dinner date that ended at that, and it was because the chick noticed I wasn't what she was looking for, not in a physicall way or something, just different strokes.
Unless you have some serious issues when interacting with people of the opposite sex a dinner date is just perfect, you go out, you talk about eachother, get to know, se if you can establish a connection... At a movie all you can do is talk about the movie, and try to over impress the movie if she liked it or overcome the fact that she sat there for two hours looking at the clock.
There are other dates, but some don't really work for everyone there's a guy that dated my gilrlfriend before me, my ex and a friend of mine, and they all got bored of him quite easy. (we seem to have similar taste in women) and they all said he was stale, took them to a park made a couple crazy moves on the swings and what not but in general just very childish and softhearted creating a generally boring scene. I'm sure you could come up with great date ideas, but as far as first dates go, I'll stick to dinner dates, also if she doesn't go dutch, she's not worth it.
User avatar #134 to #32 - elcreepo (10/27/2015) [-]
Dinner dates are best left to the third or fourth date, when you know each other a little and want to know more.

It's knowledge that sadly comes from experience.

However the fact that this guy could get a girl like her gives me hope that he'll have plenty of opportunities to figure this out.

Also abundance mentality only really happens to pretty women who are aware they're pretty. It's stupid to say, like some people have been saying, that even most women are like this- they really aren't. Many don't have such extremely high self esteem or egos. And those are the girls you're still gonna want 5 years past marriage. Are they the prettiest? Not generally, there are some absolutely gorgeous beauties out there though that due to a variety of circumstances have no clue just how attractive they are but if you're looking for commitment there's seldom any better alternative.

Also, beauty only lasts for so long. If you manage to be the top man who wins the heart of an absolute stunner, you're gonna be dealing with her bitchiness AND ugliness about 10-20 years down the line and it's gonna end in a messy divorce where she takes everything.

Better to have a girl that is average but has a wonderful personality, and not play the beauty queen game.
#82 to #32 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like the first thing he should have done is straight told her "It's very rude to me to have your phone out on a date. Unless it's important, I don't want to see it." If she kept pulling her phone out, just leave and don't look back.
User avatar #53 to #32 - wanpanman (10/27/2015) [-]
Sad thing is that abundance mentality doesn't go away if you do get into a relationship. Youve always got to be on your toes because shes always looking for something better. Might never come around...but if it/he does you've had it. Ill admit this happens with rich men replacing their older wives with younger women too...aint just women that do it...but it is mainly them.
#62 to #53 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
That's refereed to as hypergamy. It's the belief that there is always something better. Alot of women deal with it, because they have nothing to lose these days.

With divorce always being in their favor, alimony, child support/custody, getting a divorce simply gives them the financial security of being married, without the responsibilities that go along with it.

So for them, moving on to another guy costs them nothing.

For men, we can't do that. We find an attractive woman we'er interesting in after getting married? NOPE! Cause if you do, you're gonna get divorce raped so hard that you'll be paying child support for 21 years, alimony for 30 years, and probably the rent on her next husbands apartment.

Personal belief? Don't get married. Don't have kids. Get snipped, but have sperm saved, and DO NOT TELL ANYONE.

That way, when she says, "OMG, i'm pregnant, lol." you know it's time to leave, cause it's not yours.
User avatar #83 to #62 - alarubra (10/27/2015) [-]
Vasectomies reverse themselves 1 in 4000 times. Not common at all, but enough of a chance that I'd get a paternity test.
#131 to #32 - gantz (10/27/2015) [-]
Dinner dates don't always fail?? It's not hard to talk to someone and be relatively funny..unless your socially awkward
#135 to #131 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
No, you're right. They don't always fail, from an objective standpoint.

But if you're aiming to have a date that is both fun, and showcases who you are as a person, a reactive date isn't what you want.

Reactive meaning, the meat of the date is reacting to each other, while eating. You can only talk about the food so much, so now it's based on you, and the other person, to full the silence.

This isn't always easy, and in some cases, can be downright difficult, depending on the people.

But active activities, things that can be done together, those change the entire thing. Down time can be used for talking, the rest of the time is simply enjoying the activity.

The human mind is both spectacularly awesome, and super ******* dumb.

If you enjoy an activity that you're doing with someone else, then you're also enjoying that person. The brain assigns those good feelings, to that person as well.

Active dates, are always a good way to go.
User avatar #114 to #32 - joshlol [OP](10/27/2015) [-]
probably just some tinder slag that wanted a free meal
#154 to #32 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Dinner dates are fine if you have even a little bit of social skills. Apparently this guy on the date doesn't. Pretty sad if you've bored your date in less than an hour.
User avatar #152 to #32 - saxtasticnick (10/28/2015) [-]
My first date with my girlfriend was a dinner date, and let me tell you, they can work. However, I'm pretty sure mine went well because we were at this fancy burger restaurant (I know, oxymoron, but those burgers are dope and everywhere else was full) and I made an absolute mess of myself with the burger, which she found hilarious. So I guess you were right about the entertaining bit.

Oh yeah, and my girlfriend has enough manners not to be on her ******* phone for a date, so that may have played a part, too.
User avatar #119 to #32 - abesimpson (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't think dinner dates should be that bad (going to a movie the first date on the other hand... Is a bad idea generally). It's this whole "look at your cellphone" while at dates that ruin the whole scene. It's seems that now the only good choice are dates that will keep her hands busy, like going for a walk ( I for one find It hard to type and walk at the same time) a handjob might keep her busy too
User avatar #35 to #32 - lenytunes (10/27/2015) [-]
You got a point there. To succeed in a date, you have to come thinking about enjoying my time and having fun, being proactive about the situation. You can tell by her reactions and the space between them that there was nothing interesting going on. It was more like going out to eat rather than meeting someone new. I can tell this was a quiet date and that's kind of cringy.
#36 to #35 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
Exactly! Dinner, and a movie, are the worst date combos. Dinner is such a **** date idea.

My last first date, I took a girl ghost hunting at a cemetery. Had a great time, caught some "spooky" orb shots, got ovulus reactions from the word database that matched with what was around it. She had fun, I had fun, there will be a 2nd date. Also, she's clingy when scared, so bonus points for keno.

Had it just been dinner we'd have been super awkward, simply talking about ourselves, and no one likes that. >.>
User avatar #49 to #36 - sailorstarsun (10/27/2015) [-]
On the other hand, though, I think "fun" date ideas can also be tricky if you don't know the person very well. You got lucky, but what if she were someone who absolutely hated scary stuff? She would have been miserable the entire time. Same thing applies to the anon above who said "go to a loud ass club." Sure, some girls like that kind of thing, but others hate it.

Dinner dates can be awkward if you have nothing to say, but they can be just as fantastic as a more adventurous date if it's with someone you connect with. You don't have to be the funniest guy on earth, so long as you have something you both like talking about.

Both types of dates have their merits, and I think it's kind of dumb and limiting to say "that's a **** date idea" because some people really like that kind of date. I think the most important thing is to figure out (or - get this - talk with) the person you're going on a date with, to find out something you'd both like to do.
#51 to #49 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
You're missing the main point of all of this, I think.

Communication is key.

In the above date, they couldn't communicate effectively. Whether it's from him being boring, her abundance mentality disheartening him, or simply a false belief that they had more in common with each other.

The same with my own specific story. I wasn't lucky at all. I communicated with her, found our common threads, and asked which date she would enjoy the most. She chose hanging out in a cemetery after dark for 5 hours, drinking vodka and sprite, and asking the air questions like we're pontificating at a church.

Not lucky at all. I simply communicated.

The main point is, is that if you don't communicate, nothing will ever work out for you.

Ask
Investigate
Question everything

If you do, you'll find that life is better simply by you having more knowledge.

Some people are hard to talk to, either because they themselves suck at it, or they are just boring. Active dates, that involve actions, not talking, are the best type of first date. You are literally handed something to talk about.

Go carting! "Oh, that race was ******* great! That last turn is killer!"
Paintball! "You shot me. In the ass. Three times. Hahaha"

On and on, I could name example. By doing something together, you have something to talk about. The activity, and how it related to who you are.
User avatar #92 to #51 - alarubra (10/27/2015) [-]
>talk with the person you're going on a date with, to find out something you'd both like to do.

>You're missing the point. Communication is key.

Uhhhhmmm..... I don't think he's missing the point at all.

Either way, I think think the traditional dinner and a movie date has merit, as long as you spice it up somehow. I like to bring a girl to my place, put on a movie, then cook dinner for the both of us while she watches the beginning of the movie. Then we talk about whatever, eat, possibly get a little drunk and see where the night takes us. Granted I've never gone on a date with a girl I wasn't friends with for a good while first., so we've always already been comfortable with each other.

If I was going on a first date with a girl from Tinder or some ******** like that, well, here in Texas, we have a theater chain called the Alamo Drafthouse, that's also a restaurant and they serve the meal during your movie, and occasionally do a theme meal with an older movie. Like this year on Groundhog Day, they showed the movie Groundhog Day, and because the plot of that movie is reliving the same day over and over, they served 3 different kinds of pie. First was a breakfast quiche, then a turkey pot pie, then, a fried donut pie topped with coffee ice cream. I went with mom, because I was born on Groundhog day, and we always go out to dinner for my birthday, then watch the movie as kind of a tradition. But, back to my point, I'd talk to her a bit on Tinder, find out what kind of movies she was into, and check out their listings. Then, we go see the movie early, eat dinner during, there's no obligation to talk during the dinner portion of the date, because doing so would be rude in the theater anyway, and the movie gives us something to talk about in the car on the way to the next portion of the date, or on the way to take her home if it's not going so well. For instance, if she's obnoxious during the movie, or a bitch in the car on the way there, or when we get out. If it is going well, I'd take her to a park where we could run around and play like idiots. I could push her on the swings, then hop on the swing next to her, and we could generally just goof around.

If that's not a solid first date in her book, it wasn't meant to be anyway.
User avatar #39 to #36 - salihzzz (10/27/2015) [-]
you're a creepy ************ anren't ya, and the ***** an ovulus
#40 to #39 - klldarkness (10/27/2015) [-]
I'd say i'm pretty normal. Haha. And an Ovulus is a device that reads the electromagnetic field in the area, and fluctuations chooses words from a large database of words. Generally around 100,000 words, depending on the version.

It's not exactly accurate, but, sometimes the words that comes through really fit the situation, and it's eerie.

Our situation had us leaning against a wall, just letting it run words, and it gave us:
"Seven"
"6"
"Anne"

So, we quickly searched the tombstones near us, and found a woman not 10 feet away that died july 6th, 1988, whos name was Annabelle.

So, probably ******** , but super eerie, as we'd been walking for two hours, with no names yet, and the first name was right next to use.
User avatar #43 to #40 - lenytunes (10/27/2015) [-]
That's how horror movies start. The next thing you know, that's the grandmother of your date who lures people into the cemetery so she can consume the souls of the living.

I hope I didn't spoil the ending for you
#44 to #30 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Yup all mens fault. Better reduce them to 10% of the worlds population.

you're all dead on the inside. I'm not put on this earth to entertain nor provide for you for the rest off my life either.
User avatar #56 to #44 - lenytunes (10/27/2015) [-]
I never said it was his fault that she didn't find him interesting or that men have to be the one's to do anything, I said that she found no interest in him and he made that situation worst by acting like a kid. It would have helped if he had done something stimulating instead of just sitting there and acting like a fool. I don't know about you guys, but when I go out to eat I interact with the person I'm eating with, I don't just sit there looking at the silverware expecting for good things to happen.

You guys read too much into things...
User avatar #64 to #7 - phaegitt (10/27/2015) [-]
but guess who paid. she got her **** and left, i strongly doubt she dropped half the checks worth in money and then left.
#12 to #7 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, he was one his phone most of the night as well...Did he like even try to start a conversation with her?
#5 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #16 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
I find it strange how people are saying she deserved it for being on her phone when the guy doing this crap was on his phone as well.
User avatar #95 to #16 - cabbagemayhem (10/27/2015) [-]
His first message was a picture of her on her phone. That makes her the douchebag. You can't bitch if he pulls out his phone after her.
#137 to #16 - rongdisk (10/27/2015) [-]
If you look at the time, it was a solid our from meeting her to the first picture, he tried, clearly she did not care.
User avatar #138 to #137 - rongdisk (10/27/2015) [-]
hour* oops
User avatar #17 to #16 - poorpup (10/27/2015) [-]
Chances are she was on her phone first and he did it out of awkwardness. If not he's a dick but it's still funny
User avatar #18 to #17 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
either way, he was being a douchebag as well for being on his phone and doing those things to her.
User avatar #19 to #18 - poorpup (10/27/2015) [-]
Hopefully she won't care. If someone did that to me I'd take a guess they were doing it because nothing else was happening and either leave or try to get the conversation going
User avatar #20 to #19 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Either way, the last two recordings were rather rude, not just to her but the people around them too. You don't ask things like that during a meal, and you definitely don't put your feet on the table.
User avatar #58 to #20 - oxidoferroso (10/27/2015) [-]
You don't ignore your partner in a date either. Using your phone the way she was doing it, it's ******* rude. Why are you defending the girl, boyo?
User avatar #110 to #58 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
I'm not really defending her as much as I am saying that the guy is a major douchebag
User avatar #127 to #110 - oxidoferroso (10/27/2015) [-]
>girl and boy agree on going to a date
>girl is a rude cunt, ignoring her partner
>partner is pissed
>partner decides to have a little fun, since it was obvious what kind of girl she was, and starts annoying the rude cunt
I don't see why HE is the douchebag
User avatar #167 to #127 - VincentKing ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Perhaps she agreed to go on a date, and then saw that he was a complete douchebag who wanted nothing more than to get in her pants. Since he has nothing interesting to talk about, she goes to the first thing she can think of for at least some entertainment.

It has always been a standard in dates to be the most interesting thing around to hold your dates attention. This guy obviously failed.
User avatar #1 - turtletroll (10/27/2015) [-]
top banter m8
User avatar #14 - gosselini (10/27/2015) [-]
Drain you battery 40% in only 2 hours.
APPLE is life
User avatar #77 to #14 - talldumbdork ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
My samsung s6 is killing me on battery life and my wife has a iphone 6 and taunts me. I remind her I paid less and can watch webms but.....battery life hasnt been better at all.
#130 to #77 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
You're doing something wrong then
User avatar #166 to #130 - talldumbdork ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I hope your right. Ill see if I can tweak some things to decrease that.
User avatar #160 to #77 - thatonesouthernkid (10/28/2015) [-]
things like leaving data and wifi on can drain battery life rapidly. there are a ton of power saving methods that most people I know don't use.
#4 - tapeworms ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
That's what she gets for texting on a date.
#29 to #4 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Br1h He is also texting on a date. Still was funny should of been there. but glad you didn't come.
User avatar #47 to #29 - tapeworms ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
She clearly was doing it first, he only did it because she was ignoring him.
#116 - fecal (10/27/2015) [-]
#94 - hardjunk (10/27/2015) [-]
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE
User avatar #147 to #94 - mgarrigan (10/27/2015) [-]
some nice ****** shoes thats what
User avatar #26 - jiichei (10/27/2015) [-]
this is just basic stuff but if you go hang out with some people, you put your damn cellphone away.

especially if you're on a date and there is only two of you. ******* rude.

and super especially if you're on a nice place and eating stuff.
#132 - elcreepo (10/27/2015) [-]
If you're gonna be a bitch and ignore your date then don't be pissed when this **** happens to you.

He don't need you.
#8 - majormoron (10/27/2015) [-]
Whoever this is is a ******* legend.

**** , she should have sucked his dick JUST for having the balls to pull off these shenanigans.

**************
#143 to #8 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Not really mate
User avatar #6 - elsenortamatoe (10/27/2015) [-]
serves the cunt right. I work time to be with you into my schedule, so get off your damn phone when im with you
#161 to #6 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Do we really know she pulled her phone out first?

I mean, clearly he was on his phone the whole date, too.
User avatar #21 - bioexplain (10/27/2015) [-]
Well he didn't go to nandos but the cheeky was definitely there.
#139 - catburglarpenis (10/27/2015) [-]
**** Joshlol your first date was a mess you ******* aspie
User avatar #72 - payseht ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
I can't tell if the people praising him in the comments are being ironic or not... we've reached Poe's Nirvana en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
User avatar #81 to #72 - themarineelite (10/27/2015) [-]
We have transcended Poe's law.
User avatar #96 - guto (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't get it is he mocking her because she's on the phone all the time? I mean is she being a bitch not paying attention to the date or it is his fault?
User avatar #99 to #96 - kiaserzerg (10/27/2015) [-]
hers, on the phone and just "meh, texty texty text"
User avatar #101 to #99 - therealfell (10/27/2015) [-]
it's not her fault, he's a boring date
texting is a way of making things feel a little less awkward for yourself
User avatar #102 to #101 - kiaserzerg (10/27/2015) [-]
that or she coudlnt put the ******* thing down long enough to stop stroking off her ego.
User avatar #103 to #102 - therealfell (10/27/2015) [-]
that doesn't even make a damn bit of sense
User avatar #104 to #103 - kiaserzerg (10/27/2015) [-]
how? have you not seen people in this day and age under 28 years old? they are ******* glued to their phones, and they are absolutely fragile egotistical pussies who are used to everyone constantly telling them how perfect they are on ******* face book.
User avatar #105 to #104 - therealfell (10/27/2015) [-]
you sound a little bitter
and she still looks like she feels awkward

oh and not to mention the fact that HE'S ******* TEXTING TOO
User avatar #106 to #105 - kiaserzerg (10/27/2015) [-]
well, since we dont have any visual of the one hour between him heading out, and the messages to his friends, **** it.
User avatar #111 to #106 - guto (10/27/2015) [-]
you can't go on a date and start texting in you phone because the date is boring you should figure out some excuse and leave if you are not enjoying both of them are wrong he should tell her that was not polite and if things aren't going well they could just go home
User avatar #107 to #105 - alfrebecht (10/27/2015) [-]
Of course she looks awkward, she's trying to escape into her phone and he's not letting her.
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