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User avatar #10 - hellsjester (05/19/2015) [-]
wow that is just ****** up. he goes to talk about his abuse situation and they laugh.
User avatar #15 to #10 - wolfwithglasses (05/19/2015) [-]
it's because most of the time when people do talk about stuff like that,the person talking about it laughs at it to make it sting less,but this guy wasn't laughing and the audience was assuming that he would or he just said it to be funny
#65 to #10 - gmkpmsj (05/19/2015) [-]
Welcome to England or, more specifically, ITV2
#28 to #10 - shiftyscent (05/19/2015) [-]
It's not unusual at all.
People I knew laughed at me ( 5'11 work in heavy industry my entire adult life.) when I told them my very much shorter and very skinny girlfriend would kick and punch me.

Granted she didn't do much damage but it's more of the act in itself than anything else.
And I never hit her back, at most I gave her a bearhug to restrain her, but guess what her entire family and all her friends think I did?

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
User avatar #45 to #28 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
in case you didn't see the OP respond to that fml he had his 2 sisters kick her ass and he got away from her and took his kids with him.
User avatar #90 to #45 - blokrokker (05/19/2015) [-]
******* good. I can't stand abusers.
#4 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Here it is as one of them there long gifs with sound
#223 to #4 - emoji (05/19/2015) [-]
I have to say, it made me very happy to see that the audience clapped for him after he told them why it's not funny, instead of laughing at him too.
User avatar #274 to #4 - bronynexgen (05/20/2015) [-]
He even said: 'I'd rather to that [punching walls and doors when upset] than hit her.' Already, he's a better guy.
User avatar #57 to #4 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
this is a serious topic but turn on the captions and look at the horrible translation holy **** .

Also for those complaining about them clapping, isn't it possible they realized they were wrong after it was pointed out to them?
#73 to #57 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
look at this bitch-ass ****** , blockin me. lul probably butthurt about my statistics
User avatar #74 to #73 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
doesn't stop you from making 4-5 proxies everyday and still thumbing me down. Sounds like you're more butthurt than I am. But seriously, how are you finding all my comments, it's creepy.
#79 to #74 - plscrysomemoar (05/19/2015) [-]
Lol that ain't even me you dumb bitch
User avatar #82 to #79 - dorfdorfdorf (05/19/2015) [-]
yeah im the anon
#84 to #82 - plscrysomemoar (05/19/2015) [-]
hoponthefemicunttrain really knows how to take the feminist approach to criticism.
*fingers in ears* "WAHWAHCANTHEARYOUPATRIARCHYWAHWAH" Blocks everyone that disagrees with her femicunt ideals.
#334 to #84 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
lol your name
User avatar #85 to #82 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
jesus then what do you want from me? An apology that I blocked your or an apology for disagreeing with your comment and giving you a red thumb for it?
#91 to #85 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Literally everything you post is "THESE WHITE CIS STRAIGHT MEN ARE OPPRESSING ME AND WOMEN AND BLACKS RAGH I WISH THEY ALL DIED AND WENT TO PRISON" And then go off on a tangent on any unrelated posts about female oppression and ******** like "omg u guis the gender gap is WEAL!!@!"!"
User avatar #177 to #91 - dorfdorfdorf (05/19/2015) [-]
fyi this one wasnt dorf
User avatar #232 to #177 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
why do you care if I think it's you or not? not being mean just curious
#238 to #232 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
i dont make claims without research, and i had not researched you. for whatever reason, some other anon joined in. i take no claim of their work
User avatar #239 to #238 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
oh I know the guy, he makes proxies all the time and thumbs every comment of mine down. But no hard feelings between us okay? I'll unblock you.
User avatar #93 to #91 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
I've literally never said anything like that. not to mention I'm dating a white cis straight male so..?
#142 to #93 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
**** YOU IN THE EAR YOU LYING TWO FACED CUNT
funnyjunk.com/Self+service/funny-pictures/5056253/91#91
User avatar #147 to #142 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
I actually researched that though, I found an unbiased article and repoted that news. Also you say I'm covering my ears and not accepting opinions but you're arguing with me and thumbing your own opinions up. How's that any better? I still never said men should die or that blacks or whites were the better race.
User avatar #154 to #142 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/19/2015) [-]
also the site I used said women make less because they take off more to care for children, which makes sense. Also by using personal insults you make yourself look childish. I'm done arguing.
#109 to #93 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Owning a dog and beating it doesn't make you an animal lover
#87 to #85 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
i dont want anything from you. i just want to warn other people about you
#80 to #74 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
i dont do proxies. not how i roll. too many passwords to keep up with as is.

i'm not "finding all your comments", i saw that you were the only one to red thumb my other comment and i saw you bein a jackass over here
#153 to #57 - greedtheavaricious (05/19/2015) [-]
Cold and its closure of a mild so I was looking for a solid ball
User avatar #29 to #4 - dorfdorfdorf (05/19/2015) [-]
******* scumbags. they're all clapping after laughing. what the ****
User avatar #11 to #4 - hellsjester (05/19/2015) [-]
omg his ******* girl friend is an ugly freaking troll. you can't be a cunt and ugly. jesus he isn't attractive by any means, but he is ripped. jesus just leave the bitch brah
User avatar #222 to #11 - namnori (05/19/2015) [-]
Ripped? He's skinny as ****
#6 to #4 - jarandram (05/19/2015) [-]
Lord Gaben commented further down
User avatar #111 to #6 - rockamekishiko (05/19/2015) [-]
who the **** does a11ex think he is disrespecting like that
User avatar #268 to #4 - armenhart (05/20/2015) [-]
i love how the audience laughs, then he proves them wrong for laughing, then they applaud as if to think "omg why would anyone laugh at that"....... ******* retards
User avatar #46 to #4 - wahut (05/19/2015) [-]
is the audience autistic or something? they laughed then clap at that **** ? they feel no shame that they laughed? what the **** ...
#58 to #46 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
They were shamed into clapping, although knowing human nature they've already forgotten the lesson they should've learned.
User avatar #72 to #46 - penileburglar (05/19/2015) [-]
>>#58, >>#29, It's almost like some people can admit that what they just did is wrong.

Double-standards like this are engraved into society. It's easy to laugh at it, and then when someone points it out, say 'Damn, he's right, that's totally a double standard.'

That's how you learn and grow as a person--I'd be more worried about a person who laughed and then *didn't* applaud him for that remark.
User avatar #143 to #4 - viscerys ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Jesus christ. Even after Kyle called them out, you could see a bunch of them trying not to laugh. Some ******* people.
User avatar #12 to #4 - minorian (05/19/2015) [-]
Man, the frame rate of this gif is amazing
#152 to #4 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
BUT WHERE DOES IT LOOP?
BUT WHERE DOES IT LOOP?
User avatar #16 to #4 - commontroll (05/19/2015) [-]
The thing that pisses me off is that when it cuts to her she just looks at the camera and smirks like "That's right, I beat him, girl power what are you gonna do about it asshole?"
#250 to #134 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
Begin the chain.
#295 to #259 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
#3 - toastiewaffles ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
#260 to #3 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
#270 to #260 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
#13 - andywazowski ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
What an absolute legend. Glad to see some decency on this site.
What an absolute legend. Glad to see some decency on this site.
#26 to #13 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
"Some decency on this site."
****** , this kind of stuff is posted half a dozen times every single day.
User avatar #27 to #26 - andywazowski ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah beneath all the "comps" and SJW hate posts
User avatar #135 to #13 - alanflindt (05/19/2015) [-]
jeremy kyle is an absolute hypocritical piece of **** cunt

but in this case, he is completely right so fair play
#20 to #2 - hotschurl ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
#56 - Lintutu (05/19/2015) [-]
They were laughing at him simply because he was a GUY that was trapped in that situation instead of a girl? We are living in the year 2015 and people still think that men's feelings or physical well being still don't matter?
User avatar #167 to #56 - chenn (05/19/2015) [-]
Nah. Even as a woman I don't understand why the **** would anyone laugh at that. What the gf did is terrible and inexcusable. Probably really ****** audience, or maybe it was scripted so they could ask this question to make people think and look like saviours of the day.
User avatar #220 to #56 - mrsixinch ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
It's a Jeremy Kyle audience. I don't wager their intelligence figures highly.
User avatar #83 to #56 - TheFixer (05/19/2015) [-]
men are still perceived as these macho men. we aren't allowed to feel
User avatar #310 to #83 - animehunter (05/20/2015) [-]
and women think they have insane standards.
#95 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
I saw this in the audience of Jeremy Kyle the other day and just had to take a picture. Very unfortunate choice of clothing.
#159 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah you said that in one of your statuses ! CHAVELLIE

#163 to #159 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
I KNOW, I'M SHARING IT WITH THE OTHERS YOU 			******		 CUNT
I KNOW, I'M SHARING IT WITH THE OTHERS YOU ****** CUNT
#165 to #163 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**tarabostes rolls 13** HOLY ******* **** , JUST BECAUSE YOU APPEARED ON JEREMY KYLE IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SCREAM AT ME LIKE THAT JESUS CHRIST!!!
#166 to #165 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
HOLY 			*******		 			****		 LOOK AT THOSE DUBS- OH WAIT!
HOLY ******* **** LOOK AT THOSE DUBS- OH WAIT!
#168 to #166 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
13 is better than dubs!
i bet you're craving for 'em mcdoubles tho , aren't cha?? WHALELLIE!
User avatar #169 to #168 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
nah m8, nah.
Nah, my mother made burgers for tea so my burger lust has been fulfilled for the day.
#170 to #169 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
M8? CHAV ALEEERRTTTT!   
 assburgers?
M8? CHAV ALEEERRTTTT!
assburgers?
User avatar #171 to #170 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
**** off you **** .
is there any other kind?
#172 to #171 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Mean :C
Dickburger , made specially 4 u <3
User avatar #175 to #172 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
trueeeee
no cheese 0/10 would rather die
#178 to #175 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
200% trueeee?
Then i'm goin' to forcefeed you 100 of these while playing with your asshole , how's that?
User avatar #180 to #178 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
yeeeaaahhhh
that was quite unexpected
#181 to #180 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
y u do dis?
just like your future pregnancy chavellie
User avatar #182 to #181 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
because I can
oh god don't say that I don't want any pregnancies or children, please no
#185 to #182 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Y thoooo?   
 Please harder bitch
Y thoooo?
Please harder bitch
User avatar #186 to #185 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
dunno tbh
PLEASE
#192 to #186 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Not honest enough
HARDER
User avatar #193 to #192 - sweetellie (05/19/2015) [-]
honest as **** .
PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dunno why I'm saying please to you, it's my fault if I get pregnant one day lol
#194 to #193 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
lol liar   
 Negro Please?
lol liar
Negro Please?
#37 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #335 to #37 - Viggiator (05/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I knew it.. You sad beta's would of course make this about feminism as well.
Jesus ******* christ, you're pathetic.
User avatar #336 to #335 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Viggiator? More like "Vaginator".
User avatar #337 to #336 - Viggiator (05/20/2015) [-]
haha, either you're hilarious or in the second grade.
#338 to #337 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Talk **** , get hit (with hurtful words). and maybe red thumbs.
User avatar #339 to #338 - Viggiator (05/20/2015) [-]
Bring it on.
User avatar #197 to #37 - zionsype (05/19/2015) [-]
>Feminism is for men to
BY DEFINITION IT IS NOT. THAT'S LIKE SAYING A BLACK RIGHTS MOVEMENT IS ALSO FOR WHITES, IF SO, IT'S NOT A BLACK RIGHTS MOVEMENT IT'S JUST A RIGHTS MOVEMENT
User avatar #198 to #197 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Notice how most folk call it "civil rights movement", but your point is still valid.
User avatar #221 to #197 - anametoremember (05/19/2015) [-]
Not the same at all.
User avatar #226 to #221 - zionsype (05/19/2015) [-]
It is.
Feminism is about Female Rights, period. Anything that is not a female is not a concern for Feminism.
User avatar #227 to #226 - anametoremember (05/19/2015) [-]
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
User avatar #228 to #227 - zionsype (05/19/2015) [-]
DEFINITION of Feminism:
the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

Nothing matters but woman's rights. Feminism doesn't care if black people are treated worse than white people, just that women have the same rights as men, and that's IT.
#254 to #228 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't that invalidate everything this site bitches about though? FJ is all about whining that the definition means nothing because the members never follow it, so you're now moving the goalposts to try and sound better again. Go ahead and look up some sites that use feminism for equal rights, there's so much talk about not alienating black people and how men can be hurt too.
User avatar #255 to #254 - zionsype (05/20/2015) [-]
"Go ahead and look up some sites that use feminism for equal rights, there's so much talk about not alienating black people and how men can be hurt too."
I would have to do ridiculous digging to find that, and those sites WOULDN'T be feminist sites, because they're supporting more than just women's rights.
Feminism is ******* retarded for multiple reasons, the main reason it's retarded is BECAUSE it only cares about women.
#345 to #255 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
CORRECTION, sir/ma'am, MODERN feminism is **** . Feminism is a good idea and we should go for it because it is supposed to mean equality no matter if you're a boy or girl. MODERN feminism gets that all wrong because of the few assholes who use the guise of feminism to insult and belittle men for "equal rights"
The first thing you said was almost right, though. Actual feminist would say how both sides would be hurt. No disrespect intended, by the way.
User avatar #350 to #345 - zionsype (05/20/2015) [-]
"because it is supposed to mean equality no matter if you're a boy or girl"
Yes, but it doesn't care about Black People, Asain people, Crippled people, or anyone who isn't a woman, so **** it.
**** feminism, Equalism (Incoming Avatar references) is what we should go for. Feminism is equal rights for women, and I believe that more than just women should be equal, so **** Feminism even when it's done right.
User avatar #351 to #350 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
I wasn't saying that though. I was saying that feminism is supposed to be Equalism for all genders. Also, I don't think I said what I meant very clearly. When I said "The first thing you said was almost right, though," I meant how they wouldn't talk about not alienating black people. Sorry if I was unclear.
Also nice Avatar joke.
User avatar #352 to #351 - zionsype (05/20/2015) [-]
"I was saying that feminism is supposed to be Equalism for all genders"
But Equalism is supposed to be equality for ALL, so why support the one that only cares about gender?
User avatar #354 to #352 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
1) Good point
2) If there was a Equalist movement, I would choose that instead of Feminism, but there is not at the moment.
3) I misinterpreted what you meant. I thought we were still talking about a smaller concept (gender equality), and I agree with what you say (equality for all).
User avatar #355 to #354 - zionsype (05/20/2015) [-]
"If there was a Equalist movement, I would choose that instead of Feminism, but there is not at the moment."
There is, it's just not shoved down everyone's throat by the few idiots that are apart of it
User avatar #357 to #355 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
Why don't we get people together and start spreading this **** . We'd be helping a great concept for what everyone needs. Liberty and Justice for All, like it's supposed to be in the world. We don't have to shove it down people's throats. Not like America actually supports any of this, we just use it as a guise for "(insert race/ gender here) is oppressing me"
#325 to #227 - cloakndagger ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I'll forget your name within a couple days.
I'll forget your name within a couple days.
#30 - freefallstudios (05/19/2015) [-]
**freefallstudios used "*roll picture*"**
**freefallstudios rolled image** the door swings both ways
User avatar #38 - sphincterface (05/19/2015) [-]
How ******* insensitive do you have to be to laugh at that poor guy?
#331 to #38 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]

i gotta admit i thought his face was rather funny in the 2nd gif

and then i started reading. no more smile then.

just wtf. at least the host said something sensible.
.
#39 to #38 - isonig (05/19/2015) [-]
On a scale of robot to super-villian, i'd say working class British.
User avatar #41 to #39 - avengeme (05/19/2015) [-]
Which end of the scale is that? I'm working class British and I can't tell.
User avatar #48 to #41 - iqequalzero ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Well, villains often end up being british, because theres just something about the accent that matches the villain vibe. I once saw someone mention it was a carry over from how England as a world power back in the day was viewed by large parts of the world as the bad guys.
#7 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
WELL MAYBE I WOULD.
WELL MAYBE I WOULD.
User avatar #54 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
This is so ******* real. People laughing at **** like this is why I hate third wave feminism.
#280 to #54 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
The joke, the thing that makes the audience laugh here, is that a strong man was helpless in a confrontational situation with a woman. Because for centuries and millenia, that is an unusual and unexpected thing. Men, that's how our society thought and still thinks, are stronger than women and rule over women. Not, as it was the case in this situation, the other way around.

So it not even remotely the fault of feminism or feminists or feminazis that people laugh about a bloke who is afraid of a girl. It's tens of thousands of years of men dominating women.
#299 to #280 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
But it still does not matter who is dominating who. If you are an asshole who traps people in a house, room, or anywhere, you are an ass. It is just that nowadays, we have forgotten that and try to separate abuse by saying that a man abused by a woman is funny and it was, at one point, the man's fault, while if a man abuses a woman the verdict is much more severe. It doesn't matter if you have a penis, a vagina, both, or none, if you beat another person, you are abusive. Being a woman or man does not mean that the history is commanding you, it means that you have penis or a vagina, nothing more, nothing less.
This is just my view point on the matter.
User avatar #301 to #299 - aporoble (05/20/2015) [-]
You're right on point dude! You said everything that I couldn't articulate!
#308 to #301 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
Thank you!  I've spent 20 minutes looking for this, I REALLY need to sort my picture/gif folder.
Thank you! I've spent 20 minutes looking for this, I REALLY need to sort my picture/gif folder.
#59 to #54 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
suck a dick bitch
User avatar #96 to #92 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
LOL!
#100 to #96 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
"LOL! I laugh at everything to make up for my bland personality hehe!"
User avatar #101 to #100 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, but did I reject you or something at sometime? That would explain your desperate attempts to insult me.
#103 to #101 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
implying you could ever reject anyone you ******* slut lol
User avatar #107 to #103 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
I don't **** bitch boy betas
#108 to #107 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
lol yeah you do, whore.
User avatar #110 to #108 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
How can I **** a bitch boy like you when you barely have a cock?
User avatar #125 to #116 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
Sometimes feeding the trolls can be fun lol.
User avatar #128 to #125 - itsmedumbass (05/19/2015) [-]
Ahhh okay, I see now.
#138 to #125 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
We all know what you like to be fed with you disgusting cum dumpster
#141 to #138 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
You're not even trying lol.
You're not even trying lol.
#112 to #110 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
lol look at the whore talking about cocks. ******* thirsty ho can't get her stomach full of cum no matter how hard she tries
#199 to #96 - inergio ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
HAHAHA ebin.
User avatar #60 to #59 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
Grow a dick bitch.
#61 to #60 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
yeah you like your mouth and face drenched in cum like the slutty bitch you are. what are you worth anyway? a few holes for the amusement of man.
#62 to #61 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#66 to #62 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
at least "God" approves of men
God literally hates women. even he knows women are useless if they aren't pregnant or being raped. It's all over the bible
User avatar #70 to #66 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
Wtf is wrong with you? I say something in defense of men's right, and you're calling me a bitch and a hole to **** . Go jack off to MLP you ******* loser.
User avatar #77 to #76 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice lol.
#81 to #77 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
but yeah, you're a ******* slut.
User avatar #88 to #81 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
You only say that because you're too much of a beta bitch boy to get a slut like me.
#89 to #88 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
wow. the ****** whore just admitted what a ******* slut she is. I ****** knew it. it's so predictable. women aren't good for anything but their holes.
User avatar #131 to #89 - ljxjlos (05/19/2015) [-]
Seriously, tho, I never really got the appeal of trolling.

I mean, think about it for a second. Even if your "trolling" is successfully, you´re still a sad fuccboi who can´t even make friends on the internet where nobody can see your ugly ********* of a face. Isn´t that...I dunno, sad?

No offense, tho, I just want to help you - there´s always a possibility, always a way to better your life...in your case, suicide springs to mind. Ever thought about it?
#137 to #131 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Funny, I was thinking the same for you, I didn't even have to read your post at irst to think this guy could to the world some good by offing himself
User avatar #94 to #89 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
**** at least I'm good for something. Now why don't you go use your pitiful tears to masturbate to Pinkie Pie porn
#102 to #94 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
******* ice cold.
#105 to #102 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
i appreciate you trying to patronize her because she's a braindead ******* woman, but its really unneeded here
#113 to #105 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I too like dick. And since I've seen a good number of gay ukes like me, I can confirm to you that actual cumsluts are a lot more common in guys than women.
Nah, I too like dick. And since I've seen a good number of gay ukes like me, I can confirm to you that actual cumsluts are a lot more common in guys than women.
#115 to #113 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
then you're no better than her you ******* faggot cumguzzler.
#118 to #115 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
That's the point. Being a faggot cumguzzler unlocks life's easy mode for guys. You get taken care of by other men and you live a happy life.
That's the point. Being a faggot cumguzzler unlocks life's easy mode for guys. You get taken care of by other men and you live a happy life.
#119 to #118 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
exactly. that's all your good for is being an ugly faggot sex slave. you are good for literally nothing else
User avatar #120 to #119 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
That's like looking at a wall and say "YOU'RE A WALL"
So, in other words. Your point?
#124 to #120 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
my point is women should stop trying to live the lives of men, they should be in the bed 24/7 ready and willing to get ****** because they aren't good for anything else
User avatar #130 to #119 - aporoble (05/19/2015) [-]
At least he gets laid, bitch boy.
#297 to #130 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
we need more of this person
we need more of this person
#132 to #130 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
oh wow, your slutty whore ass is still here, what, your holes are plugged up with enough semen than you came for more? you disgust me.
User avatar #129 to #119 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
I thought all I was good for is sex, I'm confused now.
Are you saying I shouldn't fulfill my purpose? If that's so then I can go make a game or something.
#133 to #129 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
nah, you should just kill yourself. you people are a crime against humanity.
User avatar #126 to #119 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
>in bed 24/7 It's almost like you don't know how to party.
#127 to #126 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
its almost as if you should kill yourself faggot
lol
no really you should.
#99 to #94 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, we already established the the only worth you have is getting ****** , you don't need to say it again. lol ******* whore. nobody would even miss you if you died. your parents wanted a boy.
#344 to #99 - pettysoysauce (05/20/2015) [-]
strippers can make from 25-50$ per hour of work









strippers can make from 25-50$ per hour of work
#71 to #70 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
ok sorry
User avatar #164 to #54 - rifee (05/19/2015) [-]
This isn't even necessarily due to third wave feminism (but I see what you mean about how THIS is still somehow ok in our society when people only talk about MEN being the opressors and having all the benefits somehow). this is just something our culture has struggled with for a long time. That is being told to act in two completely different ways.

If a man suffers abuse or is being very emotional at something that's not in the "man zone" (death mainly) people see him as a pussy, or a whiner.

If a man doesn't show enough emotion, he has been "condition by the patriarchy" to favor manly traits.



User avatar #34 - punxy (05/19/2015) [-]
It's absolutely heartbreaking to me, that anyone would laugh at someone who had to go through stuff like that.
#98 - jacues (05/19/2015) [-]
*******		 			****		 AUDIENCE
******* **** AUDIENCE
#9 - hamplanet (05/19/2015) [-]
It's called "Schadenfreude", friend.
User avatar #149 to #9 - cshp (05/19/2015) [-]
Maybe they're talking about the sadness that comes from seeing such idiotic happiness
#1 - tapeboy (05/19/2015) [-]
calls it like he sees it
#225 - rantansoop (05/19/2015) [-]
My ex girlfriend in high school claimed I sexually harassed and assaulted her after we went through a bad breakup. None of it was true. One major thing she said I did was use peer pressure to get her to go to Prom with me. I asked her in front of the school with a big performance (I was in drumline) but she claimed to the school that she apparently "didn't want to go".

It would technically be sexual harassment if it were true. Too bad she said she wanted to go lmfao. Like, begged.

BUT that didn't stop the woman vice principal from calling me into her office. They even brought a police officer in there, a woman one to be exact. You know what they told me???

"Girls don't always mean what they say, and it's guys who can't read what the girl truly wants who turn out to be rapists and murderers."

They told me I was in deep trouble and that I should talk to my parents. We gathered so much ******* evidence on how badly she wanted to go to prom and how much she enjoyed it and everything we did (text messages, tens of letters, she even wrote 2 whole pages in my yearbook) that the Principal (a male) decided she was a nutjob and got a restraining order between me and her.

That's why I hate this modern day feminism. The law system hangs so heavily in women's favor and they refuse to understand that. Look at custody battles and rape claims, look at the ratio of guys vs. girls sent to death row. And now people are claiming if you don't vote for Hillary, an obvious absolute **** candidate coming from me who is left-sided, you're considered a sexist pig.

I did end up getting some beautiful revenge on her though.
#230 to #225 - kschmidty (05/19/2015) [-]
What kind of revenge?
#236 to #230 - rantansoop (05/19/2015) [-]
Well she really was a nutjob so what I say about her might not really make sense.

She really liked going to the nearby university to crash parties, despite being underage. However, she never drank and swore she never would. She also had a weirdly immense enjoyment of making out with people, but also swore she would never do anything remotely sexual with anyone. No handjobs or bj's, only making out.

So she would go to these parties, find absolutely hammered guys, go back their place and make out with them for the rest of the night and then go home. All completely sober.

She bragged about this too at school. Nonstop. I heard her tell the same story 3 times in one day, and so did my classmates.

She didn't start doing this until after me and her broke up. I hadn't told anyone about what happened since I was legally forced to keep my mouth shut, so only my close friends knew. Everyone else didn't think she was crazy until she started talking nonstop about making out with this ugly white college guy who was completely blacked out.

There was also a rumor of her pulling the same **** on a guy at school that every girl liked, which was probably true since he was a player and had no standards. But she didn't want anyone to know since everyone would hate her for doing that.

Well, I was one of the first person to find out my best friend was close with him. I proceeded to tell the whole school, as well as saying ****** and told the whole school what she did to me. I didn't care what legal obligation I had to keep my mouth shut since that incident had died down within the school authority and people knew I wasn't a rapist.

This, piled on top of her incessant mouth which couldn't stop talking about guys she made out with, literally ruined her reputation. Everyone thought she was ******* Down. She also wasn't doing too well in school since she spent all her free time obsessing over guys she made out with and spending her weekends finding more of them.

So she ran away from home. Her ****** family (who believed their daughter was an angel and couldn't tell a lie or hurt a fly and never wondered what she did over the weekends) was so worried but I never slept more soundly than I did that week. Everyone asked me if I knew why she ran away and I would just smile even more than the grin I carried around all week and say "Who knows, she's a ******* psycho".

I genuinely hoped she killed herself but she unfortunately came back home a week later and had to go through weeks of psychological exams and getting lectured by the local police. Still sweet revenge though.
#247 to #236 - stealingbikes (05/20/2015) [-]
Good game my friend
Good game my friend
#243 to #236 - kschmidty (05/19/2015) [-]
Nicely done.
User avatar #237 to #236 - rantansoop (05/19/2015) [-]
typo:
*I was one of the first people to find out since my best friend was close with him
#233 to #230 - terranrollerskates (05/19/2015) [-]
Sounds like the best kind.   
Justice.
Sounds like the best kind.
Justice.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#190 - geebuss (05/19/2015) [-]
Why would they even laugh in the first place.
Why would they even laugh in the first place.
User avatar #202 to #190 - kairuzesu (05/19/2015) [-]
because the guy decided he had to jump off a three story building to escape a woman who locked him in a room, because I assume the audience assumed "HAHA What a wuss he had to run away from the girl!" or something
User avatar #203 to #202 - geebuss (05/19/2015) [-]
I figured as much.
#224 to #190 - schoweep (05/19/2015) [-]
Because he looks like Skeeter Valentine?
#145 - lemongrabble (05/19/2015) [-]
Seriously, who the **** would laugh at that? The whole audience probably consisted of bitches just like his ex
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