Freud n' shit. Lets find out what that heroin is about!. Tamas I' m about 1]: nail Portman AND Someone pinch me Elisha Cuthbert at the it I must be dreaming sam
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Freud n' shit

Lets find out what that heroin is about!

Tamas I' m about 1]: nail
Portman AND Someone pinch me
Elisha Cuthbert at the it I must be dreaming
same freikin' time!!! "
Why wiuld I say
something like
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#21 - PenguinsOfMars (01/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Trying to obtain lucidity in a dream
>Ask someone "Is this a dream?"
>"How would I know, I'm just a dream character."
>"Oh, sorry."
>Didn't become lucid
#6 - nithorry (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - traycepickering (01/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream last night a prostitute was giving me a handjob. And Peter Dinklage was there, dressed in full GOT costume, screaming at her for being bad at it. "Can't you even give a decent tugjob? You really are a worthless whore!"
I had a dream last night a prostitute was giving me a handjob. And Peter Dinklage was there, dressed in full GOT costume, screaming at her for being bad at it. "Can't you even give a decent tugjob? You really are a worthless whore!"
#22 - statewrestler (01/08/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
#10 - josieabby (01/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - include (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#29 - weenieandthebutt (01/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Even in my own dreams, I still get cockblocked.
#2 - kingsombra ONLINE (01/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Funnyjunk really needs more OC comic makers
Funnyjunk really needs more OC comic makers
#65 - crellow (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**crellow rolls 45**
#28 - gloriousthighs (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
After having not "cracked it" all month (so far) I was woken this morning by what is apparently called nocturnal emission (wet dream), I'm 18, never happened to me before. Pic kind of related.
User avatar #46 to #28 - douevensax (01/08/2014) [-]
Happenstomeallthetime.gif.

Feels and smells a little gross, but just take a shower. Your body does the masturbation for you. It felt like peeing to me at first, so I tried resisting it. While I was having dream sex. It gets weird sometimes. I distintcly remember in one dream a girl had a coin slot for her vagina. We were also on top of a fortress with heavy artillery while gltiching out, but that's unrelated.
#36 - damitfel (01/08/2014) [-]
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#83 - daffyduckyo (01/08/2014) [-]
>most horrifying dreaming experience ever
>be sleeping in one bed with gf
>have a dream in which I'm sleeping
>wake up in dream
>shiteverywhere.gif
>I have shit my pants while dreaming in my dream
>wake up for real from shock
>instantly feeling down my underpants
>no shit
>relieved as fuck
User avatar #74 - lawander **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be dreaming
>Realize it´s a dream i can control everything now
>I wish i had poisoned pancakes
>Eat them
>I die
>Wake up
>cry

the dumbest thing i did in my life
#60 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
I pinched my balls on my pants zipper the other day, I am still in Mexico, that shit does not work for nightmares
User avatar #32 - mrgoodlove (01/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Elisha Cuthbert is fucking gorgeous and I hope she does a nude scene before she gets too old.
User avatar #1 - moshthun (01/07/2014) [-]
And another front pager!
User avatar #62 - catburglarpenis (01/08/2014) [-]
Once I figure out I'm sleeping, everyone in my dream panics and tries to change it to a different dream sequence pretty quickly. Before they're able to change the scenery and convince me I'm not actually dreaming, I take this brief moment in time to tear the world to shreds. I usually summon a meteor and a naked chick, rip some dude in half, and blow everybody away like I'm fucking Voldemort. A moment later I'm usually in another dream, none the wiser.

My body really wants me to rest while I'm asleep. It's apparently very important.
#48 - hirollin (01/08/2014) [-]
I compare every "girl next door" character to her.
User avatar #24 - theodordronen ONLINE (01/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
If I could make a list of a hundred celebrities to sleep with, Natalie Portman wouldn't even be close to making an appearance on it.

Am I alone in thinking she is not attractive?
User avatar #25 to #24 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
Well I doubt you're the only one who thinks so, but the vast majority of people think she's very attractive
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