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#1 - psychoticcaleb (02/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - iexcitenerds (02/09/2014) [+] (19 replies)
america is fat.
#10 to #4 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2014) [-]
nah im just big boned
User avatar #27 - alphadolan (02/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Just thought I'd share a little tale of freedom with you all

>Be me 19 year old freedom child
>Have a "russian" girlfriend, sassy always bragging about russian this and russian superiority that, also shes a total bitch to everyone including her family
>That ass is so fat it mezmorizes me and I can't give her a freedom smack (unless its on that ass)
>After the 3rd or 4th month gettin pretty tired of hearing about this ****
>She won't let up every other word that comes out of her mouth is communism or Russia or how stupid America is
>The eagle blood within me comes to a boil, but i just pretend im normal on the outside because that ass is like my flag beautiful in every way
>One day I cant stand it anymore the eagle inside me cries for release
>We're walking when she comments about something of Russian origin
>Oh **** she did it now, walk a little faster pace and she stops and asks if im ok
>Turn my head to her and activate my Mangekyo-Amerigon eye
>Say to her in a whispered tone "Let freedom...RING"
>As the bells of justice sound I spread my glorious white wings and soar into the air
>With one sharp cry of American heroism my screech cleanses the land of Communism and all things improper
>She falls to the ground in defeat, from the heavens a cry is heard of American equalitiy
>As I soar faster than any Pledge can be delcared I take once last glance at that ass
>At that moment a single tear falls from my glorious eye and strolls of my beak
>With my eyes closed I whisper "I am free..."
#12 - pappathethird (02/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#7 - mdgs (02/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#30 - jfbyers ONLINE (02/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
MFW america wins the first gold medal
MFW america wins the first gold medal
#3 - vaktus (02/09/2014) [-]
#6 - subtard (02/09/2014) [-]
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#9 - stevegasm (02/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#32 - rogueuwot (02/09/2014) [-]
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#57 - Freelon ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
mfw I love pistachios   
mfw I love Stephen Colbert   
mfw these commercials were amazing
mfw I love pistachios
mfw I love Stephen Colbert
mfw these commercials were amazing
#40 - lurg (02/10/2014) [-]
glorious man
#55 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm American and I'm proud!
I'm American and I'm proud!
I'm American and I'm proud!
#53 - thewasteland (02/10/2014) [-]
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#37 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - davidispissed (02/09/2014) [-]
That. Is. The. **** .
#11 - elmeheecan **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
**elmeheecan rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at cat **
[Freedoms Internally]
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