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    #1 - dashgamer
    Reply+38
    (11/23/2013)[-]
    I have French and Scandinavian ancestry, which means I'm descended from both beastly Vikings and cowardly, romantic pussies.   
I charge with my battleaxe and my fearsome battle cry, but then I just run away and cry.
    I have French and Scandinavian ancestry, which means I'm descended from both beastly Vikings and cowardly, romantic pussies.
    I charge with my battleaxe and my fearsome battle cry, but then I just run away and cry.
    #126 to #1 - Bloodgartham
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    French - Normandy - Normans - Vikings.
    User avatar#90 to #1 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I have Fenno-Ugric anchestry, which means i love forests, and that i do. My ancestors are smiling at me.
    #65 to #1 - whatamidoingwithme
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    French has one of the better military records in Europe. They also defeated the vikings. They also have been always a power house up until 1930s. The surrender comes from just WW2.
    #91 to #65 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    "ahem" The Normans successfully hijacked the English monarchy and Basically stole Normandy from the French. Then instead of driving them out because no one wants to fight Vikings (especially Rollo) The king of France just gave them the land, barely seems like a defeat to me
    "ahem" The Normans successfully hijacked the English monarchy and Basically stole Normandy from the French. Then instead of driving them out because no one wants to fight Vikings (especially Rollo) The king of France just gave them the land, barely seems like a defeat to me
    #94 to #91 - whatamidoingwithme
    Reply-1
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    That's with French being outnumbered by at least ten times. Vikings were inefficient barbaric fighters and nothing more. They are overrated because of modern media.

    They were bunch of pirates basically, not much different than barbary corsairs.
    #106 to #94 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    These simple "pirates" became known as the greatest seamen in the world, you seem to think that it was just a village of big hairy men going around killing and raping things, however the true beauty of northmen were their ships, these amazing bastards made the greatest vessels at this period in time, they commanded the greatest navy's with hundreds of ships, and thousands of men all ready to deploy upon a beach in a matter of minutes.
    #110 to #106 - whatamidoingwithme
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    They didn't command any greatest navy. I'll admit they were pretty good at seafairing but they were just raiding bunch of people. Also barbary corsairs were very good in that department too.
    #116 to #110 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Each individual Norse ruler had the fealty of man local Norse leaders (chieftains, Earls, Hersirs, ect) they could then call upon them to create vast fleets of long-ships as well as many supplementary vessels, for example the siege of Paris was done with 400-700 ships and tens of thousands of men.
    #121 to #116 - whatamidoingwithme
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Yes. They were like feudal kings of Holy Roman Empire but, for example, compared to those, they were inefficient. They were hordes of raiders.
    #125 to #121 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    >implying the roman empire was efficient
    Rome's ideology was based on expansion and conquest, and just like every other consequential empire it over expanded and collapsed, in fact it wasn't it "barbaric" forces that removed roman influence from northern Europe?
    #130 to #125 - whatamidoingwithme
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I am talking about Holy Roman Empire. The Germanic one.
    #138 to #130 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I see I misread, anyways I cant keep arguing, although i would love too, if i keep this up i'll never finish this paper
    User avatar#56 to #1 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
    Reply+4
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I'm italian and german, which means I can cook pizza and jews in the same oven.
    #101 to #56 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    **newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #6482051 at Safe For Work Random Board ** that was a good one.
    **newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #6482051 at Safe For Work Random Board ** that was a good one.
    #57 to #56 - dashgamer
    Reply+1
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Here is a picture of a Jew flying.
    Here is a picture of a Jew flying.
    #36 to #1 - blokrokker
    Reply+2
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    lol, Normandy   
   
 cheggitout daemascus
    lol, Normandy

    cheggitout daemascus
    #23 to #1 - hoponthefeelstrain
    Reply+1
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Well you run into a village kill all the men and then instead of raping the women you make them fall in love with your feminine side and drown in the pussy.
    #16 to #1 - daemascus
    Reply+11
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Chances are if your are french/Scandinavian your really just all Scandinavian. The vikings established many colony in France one you may have heard of was, and is still called Normandy. These Normans (old french for "northmen") thrusted themselves into both the French and English Monarchies. So if your ancestry can be linked to france, it's likely your french ancestors ancestry can be linked to Scandinavia.
    Chances are if your are french/Scandinavian your really just all Scandinavian. The vikings established many colony in France one you may have heard of was, and is still called Normandy. These Normans (old french for "northmen") thrusted themselves into both the French and English Monarchies. So if your ancestry can be linked to france, it's likely your french ancestors ancestry can be linked to Scandinavia.
    #33 to #16 - zzforrest
    Reply+9
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I thought it said Horse Faith at first
    #18 to #16 - dashgamer
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#12 to #1 - Soraminer
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I have Scandinavian, and spartan ancestry. Basically a tank.
    User avatar#92 to #12 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Now you only need some DPS's and a healer. I would be a fine healer, just give me an ancient Finnish drum, and i'll be shaman.
    #11 to #1 - zaggystirdust
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I'm mostly Irish with a bit French so my skin is as pale as printer paper   
Living in the southern region of North America makes my resistance to weather ****** up   
Being used to the heat I hate the cold   
But having descendants from Ireland makes me hate the heat    
   
I can never be satisfied     
 At least I have Celtic heritage
    I'm mostly Irish with a bit French so my skin is as pale as printer paper
    Living in the southern region of North America makes my resistance to weather ****** up
    Being used to the heat I hate the cold
    But having descendants from Ireland makes me hate the heat

    I can never be satisfied
    At least I have Celtic heritage
    User avatar#9 to #1 - hudis
    Reply+6
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    France has one of the most impressive military records in the world, you know.
    User avatar#10 to #9 - dashgamer
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I do know this.
    User avatar#102 to #10 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    which record are you speaking about? i would like to know. i've read quite a lot of history, but i still have no idea what you're speaking of.
    User avatar#2 to #1 - warofsodom
    Reply+3
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I come from a Highland-Scottish and Scandinavian ancestory, which means I have to shave twice a day, I have a good tolerance with alcohol, I have a strong resistance against the cold, and to top it all off! The Sun... it burns!!
    #15 to #2 - stgfilitov
    Reply+2
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I come from a Scottish, Irish,and German ancestory. I'll be the drunkest ************ in the world.
    I come from a Scottish, Irish,and German ancestory. I'll be the drunkest ************ in the world.
    User avatar#21 to #15 - misfitsftw
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    father a child with a russian woman and maybe one day, your son will surpass you.
    User avatar#35 to #21 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    then find a Finnish spouse to your child.
    #96 to #35 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Damn that would be a hardcore drinker.
    Damn that would be a hardcore drinker.
    User avatar#103 to #96 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    To never be defeated.
    #3 to #2 - dashgamer
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I was born on Saint Patrick's Day, but I'm not even Irish and I don't like to drink alcohol at all.
    I was born on Saint Patrick's Day, but I'm not even Irish and I don't like to drink alcohol at all.
    #4 to #3 - warofsodom
    Reply+1
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Really? Not even whisky?  I'm also Irish related, so whisky is yes.
    Really? Not even whisky? I'm also Irish related, so whisky is yes.
    #17 to #4 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I'm pure-blood Icelandic so should i only drink Brennivín? I think not, especially when cider is so dangerously easy to drink
    I'm pure-blood Icelandic so should i only drink Brennivín? I think not, especially when cider is so dangerously easy to drink
    #107 to #17 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    I'm Fenno-Ugric, so does that mean i should drink only vodka? nah, it's fine if you mix it with something, but alone it's okay. This one's from Kalevala.
    I'm Fenno-Ugric, so does that mean i should drink only vodka? nah, it's fine if you mix it with something, but alone it's okay. This one's from Kalevala.
    #119 to #107 - daemascus
    Reply0
    (11/24/2013)[-]
    Vodka has t be one of the vilest things i have every drank, even grain alcohol goes down better
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