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if Italy would declare war on France, what would be the outcome?
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Decisive australian victory
We' d get BTFU
french army on strike because of low pay
italy never showed up on the battlefield because of late trains
peace ensured.
Why would we do that
vitaly declares war
ance surrenders
vitaly switches to fiance' s side
moth lose
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#4 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...
#17 - Airmanator (08/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Decisive Australian victory."
User avatar #1 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (19 replies)
french lawfag here, it's actually illegal for army in france to go on strike nor create syndicates or unions
User avatar #2 to #1 - danjazown (08/07/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties
#23 - ganjalf (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Italy declares war on france, because they smell bad and act arrogant all day
>the U.N. agree
>France answers by entrenching all their army in a defensive line on the Italian border
>Italians, learning from WWII, try to pass trough Switzerland ignoring it's neutrality
>Swiss are not pleased, they try to buy out italian governement, discover it's already owned by someone else
>Italy, surprisingly, succed in encircling french enemy forces, France surrenders.
>Italians commanders still think the tactical advange is not enough, they retreat.
>Italy ask for help from Germany
>Germany sends help, breaking it's neutrality
>Italy switches sides
>Germany wins
User avatar #19 - TwiztidNinja (08/08/2014) [-]
Australia mentioned, swell with spider bites and get glassed by a cunt
User avatar #39 - mattdoggy (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>War is declared on Italy
>"We will destroy the lazy Italians with a strike straight to there..."
>strike? strike! Strike! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
>French army takes smoke break while the country burns itself down over not enough bread being available
>Italians try to take advantage of the situation by pressing up and over the Alps
>Army stops to have a nice meal at some mama and papa type place
>Get into a shoving match because they are arguing over who gets to talk to a pretty girl
>full out free for all brawl destroys the army and most of the countryside
>Germany invades Poland
>after 3 decades France and Italy are unoccupied and the global IQ rises by 4
#25 - pickledpicklespls (08/08/2014) [-]
>italy switches to france's side
#27 - angelusprimus (08/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I keep thinking that's what europe needs right now. A good old fashioned war.
Then every country forces draft on all the immigrants that don't work. Turn industry to internal market to support the war.
Two years later, sign peace and have solved both immigration and economy.
#52 - auda (08/08/2014) [-]
A german soldier comes up to his commander.
''Sir! Sir! Italy has joined the war!''
Within a second the german commander replies.
''Very well. We shall send 2 divisions. Italy will be taken.''
The german soldier is shocked and responds.
''But Sir! Italy is on our side!''
The german commander his eyes widen as he quickly tries to find his cyanide pill.
#40 - wimwam (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - wthree ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
>Italy declares war on France.
>Italy moves troops to France border.
>While Italy troops are distracted, Pope seizes opportunity.
>Thousands of swiss mercenaries poor out of St. Peter's Basilica, led by Catholic clergymen wielding giant "Holy Cross Rocket launchers".
>Rome is taken, and Italy quickly surrenders.
>Pope reforms the Papal States, declaring all of Italy the Kingdom of God.
>France continues it's advance after it's earlier defeat of the Italian army, Pope reveals that Catholicism is the one true faith and invokes the wrath of God on the French army.
>Papal States annex France.
User avatar #65 - ducksareducks (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm going with the third guy the Australian guy
#64 - gitanisme (08/08/2014) [-]
This actually happened during WW2. Sorry the article doesn't exist in English.

9 french soldiers vs. 5000 italian ones. 200 of them died.
User avatar #62 - elcreepo (08/08/2014) [-]
Germany would have much more land.
User avatar #61 - gandaalf (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They'll call it off due to insufficient funds
#53 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
If only...
User avatar #48 - smokingman (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know, but it'd involve lots of cheese, wine and pro-league flirting.
User avatar #45 - sharee (08/08/2014) [-]
This is perfect
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