Found on the facebook. Not mine. Will you go out with me? Get on your knees and start praising. Neckbeards gotta make themselves feel better about not knowing how to shave somehow....
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User avatar #1 - trollchildxy (08/04/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Neckbeards gotta make themselves feel better about not knowing how to shave somehow....
#9 - thechosentroll (08/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Beta is a state of mind. I've seen unattractive guys act alpha as **** and be adored by women, like I've seen attractive guys, who nearly faint when a girl asks them the time. If you're a beta at heart, no amount of beard is going to change that. It's the beard inside that matters.
#28 - thelemonman ONLINE (08/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Im so sorry guys I had to.
Also Paint skills off the charts
User avatar #8 - lolollo (08/05/2014) [-]
If you need a beard to ask a girl out, your parents failed to raise you properly.
#10 - epicscorpion (08/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Literally every female I've asked prefers that their man is clean shaven.

Just try to imagine yourself with a beard. Do you honestly think it would fit? It's not some magical garment that automatically makes every man look ten times better.

You sound like a 12 year old that just saw Texas Ranger, and so feels like he needs a beard to be cool. If you need a beard to be cool, you're not cool.
#17 - utah (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought girls didn't like beards
User avatar #27 to #20 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Some do, I think most don't.
Males are generally the ones who get boners over their own and other male's facial pubes.
#42 - vortix ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
beards make the difference.
#33 - nemecyst (08/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm getting kinda annoyed by all the beard-fanboying. Like.. beards are fine and all, but they look like **** on 80% of people. Also when was the last time you heard a girl ranting about how much they love beards? It's always been fanboying guys in my experience.

I know I look terrible with any form of facial hair, and so do most of my friends.

The ones that rock it though do in fact rock it.
#59 - tffan (08/05/2014) [-]
I just shaved my beard today for an interview. So far I've caught myself stroking what isn't there on my face about four times now.
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User avatar #48 - mizzdepp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
yes.. yep.. mhmm.. that's pretty much how it works
User avatar #47 - Takemeforcola (08/05/2014) [-]
the moment i was able to grow a beard was the moment i found a girlfriend who hated beards. sods law
User avatar #46 - nigalthornberry (08/05/2014) [-]
It's pretty good to keep a lighter beard it says you're a man but also clean
#45 - leifen (08/05/2014) [-]
**leifen rolled image** Meatball sandwich
**leifen rolled image** Meatball sandwich
#44 - cheesywilly (08/05/2014) [-]
She became so horny, her ponytail had an erection
#22 - monsterderp (08/05/2014) [-]
the real answer is mustache. mustache.
User avatar #14 - vonspyder (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah thats pretty much my experience, OP. Love my glorious beard.
#13 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
lol u can't grow one
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