Found on the facebook. Not mine. Will you go out with me? Get on your knees and start praising. Neckbeards gotta make themselves feel better about not knowing how to shave somehow.... Found on the facebook Not mine Will you go out with me? Get your knees and start praising Neckbeards gotta make themselves feel better about not knowing how to shave somehow
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - trollchildxy
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(08/04/2014) [-]
Neckbeards gotta make themselves feel better about not knowing how to shave somehow....
#2 to #1 - anon id: 01d65a56
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(08/05/2014) [-]
lol, u cant grow one
User avatar #3 to #2 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
You're right! My facial hair is thin so I choose not to grow a beard, lest i have the pube-face look of a typical neckbeard.
#24 to #1 - firesky
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(08/05/2014) [-]
I do know, I'm just lazy
#25 to #1 - anon id: 970822c0
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(08/05/2014) [-]
I see no neckbeard in this post.
Do you know what a neckbeard is? Its a beard that is only on the neck, no moustache or sideburns just neck hair. You edgy mother ****** you..
User avatar #38 to #25 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
You are being a little too literal in your assessment of my comment... What I was getting at is neckbeards are among the largest groups who would support this comment. Despite them not having real beards, this is how they make themselves feel better.
#31 to #1 - lordmoldywart
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(08/05/2014) [-]
<Character has full facial beard w/ moustache
>Neckbeard
User avatar #37 to #31 - trollchildxy
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You are being a little too literal in your assessment of my comment... What I was getting at is neckbeards are among the largest groups who would support this comment. Despite them not having real beards, this is how they make themselves feel better.
User avatar #49 to #1 - mehy
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And you gotta make yourself feel better not needing to shave ... Beards are ******* epic. Wait 'till you grow one and you'll see.
User avatar #50 to #49 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
As itchy as mine is now whenever I don't shave for a few days, I hope I don't ever have enough facial hair to grow one. Though I will admit, I've always wanted to grow a goatee and the only reason I don't have one is because my mustache won't connect with the hair on my chin. There's a small gap and that's literally the only reason i don't have one. Still. Facial hair is super itchy and makes my normally flawless skin break out because of the excess oil.
#52 to #1 - anon id: 6a2ac2a4
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I don't think it qualifies as a neckbeard if you have a proper beard mate. The guy in pic has the proper beard.
User avatar #55 to #52 - trollchildxy
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You are being a little too literal in your assessment of my comment... What I was getting at is neckbeards are among the largest groups who would support this comment. Despite them not having real beards, this is how they make themselves feel better.

Wonder how many times ill just copy-paste this same comment for people...
User avatar #58 to #1 - Zaxplab
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. I hate it when people think they're some kind of sexual demi-god because they've got hair on their face.
User avatar #4 to #1 - langweilig
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(08/05/2014) [-]
you have a weird hate for people with facial hair
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
I'm the neckbeard strangler.
User avatar #15 to #5 - secretdestroyers
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But, how do you get around all that neckbeard to get to the actual neck?

Though, I wholeheartedly support your efforts!
User avatar #26 to #15 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
I mostly just put 5 pizzas on their doorstep without any soda. They strangle themselves at that point.
User avatar #6 to #5 - langweilig
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(08/05/2014) [-]
that made me chuckle
User avatar #7 to #6 - trollchildxy
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(08/05/2014) [-]
More like chortle you fat filthy neckbeard.

jk bby ilu cmere leme giv u sum luv
User avatar #62 to #7 - langweilig
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(08/06/2014) [-]
naw i have a normal man beard. so i applaud your efforts
User avatar #63 to #62 - trollchildxy
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Is it full and luxurious?
User avatar #64 to #63 - langweilig
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of course good sir
User avatar #65 to #64 - trollchildxy
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Now that, i am jealous of. Granted I would only ever want a goatee, nothing on the neck or cheeks. Still, i have whiskers but sparse and blonde (Even though i have brown hair)
User avatar #66 to #65 - langweilig
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i honestly just grow mine out bc im lazy and my job doesnt give a **** so why not haha. but i understand nothing on the neck. it gets itchy and ****
#9 - thechosentroll
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Beta is a state of mind. I've seen unattractive guys act alpha as **** and be adored by women, like I've seen attractive guys, who nearly faint when a girl asks them the time. If you're a beta at heart, no amount of beard is going to change that. It's the beard inside that matters.
User avatar #30 to #9 - nywrestler
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(08/05/2014) [-]
This is true. Confidence is what girls are attracted to.
#51 to #9 - theflamingfire
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So I'm a beta for the rest of my life great....
User avatar #53 to #51 - fukkenname
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>Implying that's you and not Joshlol
#54 to #53 - theflamingfire
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(08/05/2014) [-]
No just wanted to use joshes picture
User avatar #29 to #9 - perform
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(08/05/2014) [-]
>the beard inside

I really like you.
#16 to #9 - RageGuyyourmom
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Action Hank! I knew you were real!
#28 - thelemonman
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Im so sorry guys I had to.
Also Paint skills off the charts
#57 to #28 - smuph
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You're doing god's Gwyn's work my boy...
You're doing god's Gwyn's work my boy...
User avatar #56 to #28 - incandescent
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Here come millions of mentions...
User avatar #8 - lolollo
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(08/05/2014) [-]
If you need a beard to ask a girl out, your parents failed to raise you properly.
#10 - epicscorpion
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Literally every female I've asked prefers that their man is clean shaven.

Just try to imagine yourself with a beard. Do you honestly think it would fit? It's not some magical garment that automatically makes every man look ten times better.

You sound like a 12 year old that just saw Texas Ranger, and so feels like he needs a beard to be cool. If you need a beard to be cool, you're not cool.
User avatar #23 to #10 - iamcraig
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Go to California and ask
Especially in Southern California, bitches love beards.
User avatar #43 to #23 - nagasadow
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Do you mean hipsters???
User avatar #32 to #10 - xgreenmaidenx
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(08/05/2014) [-]
Depends on the person, not every woman is alike.
And i also think it depends on where you grew up and how you were raised.

User avatar #39 to #10 - nagasadow
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Texas Ranger Lmfao
#11 to #10 - anon id: 3d7eb3aa
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but a full beard looks always great
#12 to #11 - anon id: 9341eabf
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only if it is well groomed, otherwise you look like a hobo
#19 to #10 - Skwurll
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I guess it varies.
In my experience, clean shaven is a good neutral point.
If you're going to grow a beard, you have to keep it very well maintained, otherwise it'll look sloppy.
Mountain man beards are ugly as hell.
I keep my beard neat, it looks like a thicker version of a chin strap, so as not to look douchey, and I've had women tell me they like it.
User avatar #21 to #10 - jackthepimper
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Bunch of contradictions here:
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/features/2014/04/beard-survey-2014
www.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip/women-prefer-beards.html

Google beard studies, there are alot more articles on beards, and they're quite unstable, since some women in different locations like beards and some don't. I don't get it.
#17 - utah
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User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll
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I thought girls didn't like beards
User avatar #27 to #20 - tylosaurus
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Some do, I think most don't.
Males are generally the ones who get boners over their own and other male's facial pubes.
#18 - thenotsobaldeagle
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#42 - vortix
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beards make the difference.
#33 - nemecyst
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I'm getting kinda annoyed by all the beard-fanboying. Like.. beards are fine and all, but they look like **** on 80% of people. Also when was the last time you heard a girl ranting about how much they love beards? It's always been fanboying guys in my experience.

I know I look terrible with any form of facial hair, and so do most of my friends.

The ones that rock it though do in fact rock it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - fuzzyballs
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70% of people look ******* without a beard, myself included
and it's ******* ginger

I have brown hair, and a fiery red beard, explain that one
#36 to #34 - anon id: 17a6372a
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You're still not getting and pussy, explain that one.
User avatar #41 to #36 - fuzzyballs
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well I already explained that I look like **** withouth a beard, I just look a little less ****** with a beard
#40 to #36 - anon id: 17a6372a
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any*
User avatar #35 to #34 - nemecyst
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Quite simply put, witchcraft.
#61 to #33 - kaycie
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Are you kidding? So many girls go crazy over beards, myself included.
Though some guys look really nice with one, I don't think it'd be very comfortable to kiss a guy with one in reality.
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