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User avatar #28 - chavlosk (01/08/2016) [+] (17 replies)
stickied by agnaraed
**chavlosk used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**chavlosk rolls 20** I open a portal to the demon realm
User avatar #1 - gestortmorder (01/08/2016) [-]
**gestortmorder used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**gestortmorder rolls 12**

Also try to jump off the train.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gestortmorder (01/08/2016) [-]
I have a +3 from my Athletics.
#4 to #2 - nopefarther (01/08/2016) [-]
You land safely only to be run over by a different train.
You land safely only to be run over by a different train.
User avatar #55 to #4 - daniboyi (01/09/2016) [-]
how does a 15 give that bad an outcome?
#57 to #55 - nopefarther (01/09/2016) [-]
I didn't say he died to it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - daniboyi (01/09/2016) [-]
still, must damage pretty bad for a 15-roll.
User avatar #65 to #58 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
isn't necessarily related to the roll. if you roll well to activate a button that actually causes something to explode, it doesn't stop it from causing something to explode.
User avatar #64 to #58 - nopefarther (01/09/2016) [-]
I am not nice.
User avatar #59 to #55 - zachjackel (01/09/2016) [-]
if you do a strength check for kicking in a door and roll a nineteen the door is going to get kicked in but if theres a dragon on the other side you'll still be lubing up your butthole
User avatar #12 to #1 - ashedust (01/08/2016) [-]
**ashedust used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**ashedust rolls 01**

I attempt to sucker punch you as jump off the train. I'm on the platform you're aiming for and I know you're coming.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ashedust (01/08/2016) [-]
I just punched a moving train and got my fist caught, didn't I?
#26 to #13 - agnaraed [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
just as you punch, your weight carries you forward and off the platform into the path of the oncoming train
User avatar #24 to #13 - serpens (01/08/2016) [-]
**serpens used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**serpens rolls 02**
You leap at him with the precision of cool, not-enough-water oatmeal, landing right in the door he jumped from.

Rolling to see how his would-be attacker responds.
User avatar #25 to #24 - serpens (01/08/2016) [-]
He doesn't realize you are in fact a different person.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
User avatar #17 - fluttergrey (01/08/2016) [-]
**fluttergrey used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**fluttergrey rolls 19**

I want to be friends with the train
User avatar #18 to #17 - agnaraed [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
The train accepts your loving friendship with open arms but it still only loves you platonicly
User avatar #19 to #18 - fluttergrey (01/08/2016) [-]
That's what you say, but he still let's me ride him time from time
#23 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**anonymous rolls 17** I want to punch the train.
#56 to #23 - daniboyi (01/09/2016) [-]
The train explodes after you punches it.
User avatar #37 - galkawhm (01/08/2016) [-]
**galkawhm used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**galkawhm rolls 02** I suplex the train.
User avatar #5 - mrwalkerfour (01/08/2016) [-]
so how does it work this game. can you literally say anything? or do you have choices. so you could say "i present my arse to him in the hopes he rapes me first"

and how do th numbers determine a seemingly random outcome
User avatar #6 to #5 - agnaraed [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
most things have what is called a difficulty rating or DC so say there is a wall you want to climb...the DC for that wall climg is let's say 12. If you roll a 12 or less you fail to climb the wall. These rolls are decided by a 20 decided dice.

rolling a 20 is a critical success. So you just climbed that wall and then some. A 1 is considered a critical failure....so...let's say you started climbing, and fell completely off the cliff and hurt yourself for x amount of damage
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrwalkerfour (01/08/2016) [-]
so, in that scenario a 2- 12 would jsut be "you didnt manage the climb" and 12 to 19 is you did.

and 1 and 20 are the only ones that have added results?
User avatar #21 to #7 - nustix ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Not really, 1 and 20 are both also just succeses or fails. It's just that because they are extremes the DM tends to make them more hilarious than the others. If you barely pass the test he will say something like: "With a lot of effort and strain you manage to make the climb" It's all about story telling.
User avatar #8 to #7 - agnaraed [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrwalkerfour (01/08/2016) [-]
okay now i get it. i thought each number had its own individual scenario which sounded way too complex.
User avatar #11 to #9 - euskippy ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Any time you hear anything added, such as a description of the wall climb/fail. That's just the DM adding flavour text to help immerse the players. It's part of what makes the game so fun.
User avatar #10 to #9 - agnaraed [OP](01/08/2016) [-]
nah it's just a number check for this kinda stuff. The only time each number has it's own outcome is for when a game master is rolling for what random loot is awarded
#15 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**anonymous rolls 04** I want jump in front of the train and suplex it onto the enemy.
User avatar #52 to #15 - imagnetsux (01/09/2016) [-]
it goes about how you'd expect.
User avatar #35 - captainprincess ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
**captainprincess used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**captainprincess rolls 15**
I seduce the train
#60 - daniboyi (01/09/2016) [-]
**daniboyi used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**daniboyi rolls 07**
I try to seduce my enemy.
#47 - elcreepo (01/09/2016) [-]
But how did he catch on fire
#49 to #47 - mastercolossus (01/09/2016) [-]
i think its called photoshop.
User avatar #50 to #49 - elcreepo (01/09/2016) [-]
But how
User avatar #62 to #50 - brobyddark ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Photoshop ignited on him and set him ablaze.
#16 - imjared (01/08/2016) [-]
yessssss
keep em coming
this is like crack to me
User avatar #72 - pikapoopie ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
**pikapoopie used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**pikapoopie rolls 19**
Attempt to learn how to play D&D so I can understand these jokes
User avatar #53 - outlandertom (01/09/2016) [-]
i want to **** the train **outlandertom used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**outlandertom rolls 16**
#46 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**anonymous rolls 15**
**anonymous rolls 16**

I become the train
#45 - alpako (01/09/2016) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image****alpako used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**alpako rolls 02**
i attempt to teleport off the train that's allowed for sorcerors, right?
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