For those who thinks men doesnt worry. . Mantha' wig. Warning: Senseless Rant Ahead. I know that the comic is meant as a joke, but in my personal experience, I've had plenty to worry about before going on a date, e
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#44 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [+] (26 replies)
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Warning: Senseless Rant Ahead.

I know that the comic is meant as a joke, but in my personal experience, I've had plenty to worry about before going on a date, especially someone whom you have genuine feelings for (beyond physical interest). Examples include:

1) Potentially looking like a slob.
2) Hoping that you don't accidentally say something that will give the impression you're some bumbling idiot or inconsiderate ******* .
3) Are other priorities out of the way (job, schoolwork, etc.) so that I can fully enjoy myself?
4) Having enough cash on hand to cover the bill.
5) Having enough to talk about to avoid awkward silences.

The list goes on, for me at least, but I suppose the message I'm sending is that just because men are not known for taking as much time to prepare as women are believed to, it doesn't mean that men have nothing to worry about in comparison.
#25 - sonron (11/14/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Tough lesson to learn ** mfw on a date when I get a boner.
User avatar #39 to #25 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
banned for being a faggot
User avatar #27 to #25 - eatinaintcheatin (11/14/2013) [-]
Are you gay?
User avatar #2 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
Masturbate before your date. then if sex happens it lasts longer. win win win.
User avatar #24 to #2 - badjokesjimmmy (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have less load in that case
#117 to #2 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Do your dates go for like 15 minutes or something..?
User avatar #130 to #117 - roflcopterskklol (11/15/2013) [-]
How unpredictable are your boners is the better question my good sir?
User avatar #4 to #2 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
yeah but sex won't feel as good dumbass
User avatar #6 to #4 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
Because it is hard to cum in any scenario, it is about her not you. just sayin.... that is if you want girls to cum...
User avatar #7 to #6 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
eh it doesnt matter. as long as i get off why should i care?
User avatar #8 to #7 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
So you can get off next time. you are not thinking things through very well.
User avatar #9 to #8 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
i just move on to a new bitch, duh

dont be a square
User avatar #10 to #9 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
I fail to see how you would be capable of the brain function required to move onto said new bitches, never mind actually seducing said pussy.
User avatar #11 to #10 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
all i need is a big swingin dick

thats literally all it takes if you have the goods. in my experience only betas need to think so hard to get pussy
#12 to #11 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
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Every time you slam your butter fingers on that key board you somehow manage to find a way of sounding more retarded.
Good job fella.
User avatar #14 to #12 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
you sound jealous. sorry about your baby dick. i have enough of a brain to get what i want, and im content with that
User avatar #60 to #14 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
"only betas need to think so hard to get pussy"
User avatar #15 to #14 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
You obviously did not hear me before, i am a 9 ft olympic power lifting god. i am quite content with that even if it means i have a baby dick. at least i lift bro.
User avatar #16 to #15 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
sounds to me like your compensating
User avatar #18 to #16 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
Pretty sure i can be anything i want on the internet, like a fat neckbeard that brags about his dick to other neckbeards thinking they will believe he is a man of superior penis size as he is a 12 year old.
User avatar #21 to #18 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
i dont care if you believe me or not

doesnt change the facts, faggot
User avatar #17 to #15 - lurg (11/14/2013) [-]
let this one go this asshat is obviously trolling or stupid. sorry
User avatar #19 to #17 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't know what i am doing with my life. this will do for now though.
User avatar #20 to #19 - lurg (11/14/2013) [-]
ok, fair enough.
User avatar #22 to #20 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
gay as aids. turns out he is trolling. i thought i found someone stupid.
User avatar #51 to #22 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/15/2013) [-]
But he is right, I don't think he is what he claims to be, but having a big dick makes a big difference for women. Women say it doesn't matter, but it does.
User avatar #53 to #51 - roflcopterskklol (11/15/2013) [-]
I can't really speak for girls on that one, all i know is the phrase "It won't fit" and "Bitch i'll make it" do not go well together.
User avatar #54 to #53 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/15/2013) [-]
Just don't push all in.
User avatar #107 to #54 - roflcopterskklol (11/15/2013) [-]
length is not the main issue in this scenario. girth.
User avatar #108 to #107 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/15/2013) [-]
She will adjust. And it will feel better.
User avatar #23 to #22 - lurg (11/14/2013) [-]
shame, sorry for you.
User avatar #13 to #11 - roflcopterskklol (11/14/2013) [-]
by the way im a 9ft tall olympic power lifting god.
User avatar #66 to #2 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
I masturbate on the am date you ******* casual.
Needless to say that I'm usually not invited on a second one, it must be the food that we ate.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rottingcarcass (11/14/2013) [-]
Awesome! now I will be able to last 5 minutes!
User avatar #38 to #3 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
>implying you'll ever get a date

worthless cunt
User avatar #98 to #38 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
It's funny, the harder you try, the worse it gets.
User avatar #99 to #98 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
it's funny, the more red thumbs i give you the harder my cock gets
User avatar #101 to #99 - hammarhead (11/15/2013) [-]
I only said that after seeing all of your well put together attempts at getting red thumbs. i do congratulate your craftyness.
User avatar #100 to #98 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
[#trolled[big]
User avatar #83 to #3 - lovestoantique (11/15/2013) [-]
you God.
#129 to #3 - butterisgood (11/15/2013) [-]
better than 5 50 seconds.
better than 5 50 seconds.
User avatar #127 to #3 - dezider **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
you wish
#70 - lilgeo (11/15/2013) [-]
This seems like an appropriate reaction picture for a lot of content here on Funnyjunk
User avatar #93 - fanfiction (11/15/2013) [-]
See? Men are misogynistic pigs. I can **************** you that he's going to rape her
#26 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/14/2013) [-]
There is so much i disagree with here.    
First off the male: what male here actually gets so worked up about getting a little boner while on a date to justify 4 hours of preparation? Even if you do get a boner during the date, if i was the woman, I would take it as a compliment that they get so turned on about me and relief that my four hour preparation actually paid off. I think a lot of females would agree with me.   
Secondly the female: if you're going to prepare ON YOUR OWN FREE WILL for four hours, you have no right to bitch about it. Next if you have enough outfits that it takes you 3 hours to sift through them all either you were doing something else at the time and procrastinating like a whore or you have one expensive ass addiction. Even if you shopped for a new dress or whatever, that was your choice and you surely have something at home, us guys don't care too much about what you're wearing.   
   
Fell free to disagree.   
TL;DR both character's in this comic pissed me off.
There is so much i disagree with here.
First off the male: what male here actually gets so worked up about getting a little boner while on a date to justify 4 hours of preparation? Even if you do get a boner during the date, if i was the woman, I would take it as a compliment that they get so turned on about me and relief that my four hour preparation actually paid off. I think a lot of females would agree with me.
Secondly the female: if you're going to prepare ON YOUR OWN FREE WILL for four hours, you have no right to bitch about it. Next if you have enough outfits that it takes you 3 hours to sift through them all either you were doing something else at the time and procrastinating like a whore or you have one expensive ass addiction. Even if you shopped for a new dress or whatever, that was your choice and you surely have something at home, us guys don't care too much about what you're wearing.

Fell free to disagree.
TL;DR both character's in this comic pissed me off.
#30 to #26 - John Cena (11/14/2013) [-]
as a woman I can say you getting a boner from just seeing me isn't a compliment, it just lets me know you only have one thing on your mind and you probably don't want to be in a serious relationship. We'll go on a couple dates, you'll sleep with me and then you'll lose my number.
#111 to #30 - unfortunately (11/15/2013) [-]
Well as a man, I can say that boners are not at all insults, and if you take it like one, you are a prude who thinks too highly of herself, who expects a perfect, but non-existant, guy who will never, ever have sex on his mind. If you want to be a bitch like that, find a gay friend, but don't expect any straight guy to want a lasting relationship with you.
User avatar #31 to #26 - pippysfleas (11/14/2013) [-]
i would see a boner as a compliment

im perverted
User avatar #59 to #31 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Date me o 3o
#32 to #26 - spokenwun (11/14/2013) [-]
I can dig it; coming to dinner with a full blown hard on.

I'm sure there's a pic for that...... ... .. anybody?
#33 to #32 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/14/2013) [-]
got ya covered
User avatar #34 to #33 - covered (11/14/2013) [-]
No you don't.
User avatar #114 to #26 - nighkey (11/15/2013) [-]
As a lady, there are two types of 'dates with boners.' There is, of course, the guy you went on a date with because you thought something about him was cute or funny, be it addictive personality or charming appearance. (Or whatever attracts you to someone.)

Then there is the guy that you went out with, with excuses. "You had no one for the night, your mom liked him and set you up, it was your first date request and you couldn't say no," ect.

In the first case, if someone you think is cute in some way pops a boner on a date, it really isn't offensive. It may actually be a compliment, unless...you know..the date involves meeting your parents, then it's hilarious, but.. Assuming it's semi appropriate or you were flirting... Not really a bad thing, though most men are good at hemming it/hiding it. It usually just makes me very anticipant personally, knowing it's on his mind.

The the second case of someone you took the offer on just to try it out, it's weird and a little disturbing. "Wow, you get one from cuddling? Sicko." Doesn't really matter the circumstance, it's just..uncomfortable and not mentally prepared for. In most cases, anyway. If you're not attracted to someone and that status is pending, not a good time for that to happen.
User avatar #28 to #26 - huszti (11/14/2013) [-]
i could agree but that's not how women work.
they take those 'compliments' like boners or people staring (even if you try your best not to stare) as insults.
#29 to #28 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/14/2013) [-]
fair enough, i will agree that some (most) women do that, even though it's stupid.
User avatar #42 to #26 - chompysaurus (11/14/2013) [-]
I actually like it when they get a boner. I think it's cute, but that's just me
I learned how to be a girlfriend from fj... Idk if thats a bad thing or not
User avatar #58 to #42 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
You are the perfect girlfriend
User avatar #48 to #26 - Durp (11/15/2013) [-]
About the whole clothing thing; while it doesn't take me three hours, it does take me a while to pick out an outfit. And no, trust me I don't have some huge ass closet full of hundreds of clothes. But still, I fuss about clothing choices ( the main one is how do I look in this? Does it make me look fat? Can you see my bra? Is this too low cut? Etc) I'll change tops constantly.
About the boner thing; I agree with you on that. I'd find it endearing (ok maybe not the best choice of words, but yeah.) I'd be flattered.
#41 to #26 - lolollo (11/14/2013) [-]
Women: 3 hours choosing an outfit, 1 hour doing makeup, the entire date worrying about acting "ladylike"

Men: An hour plucking the courage to initiate the date. Several hours planning the date. Half an hour realizing that he's flat broke. Several more hours redoing the date schedule. An hour worth of work to get a semidecent peice of clothing together (you can't wear cookie pants to Red Lobster. The entire date worrying about acting "alpha." $50 convoncing your roommate/friend to commit a mock mugging to seem badass. 5 seconds to realize the guy mugging you isn't your roommate. Injury fending off the actual mugger. 2-3 days after the date forcing yourself not to call to early, and seeming "desperate."

That's how I see it anyway.
#43 - demonruler (11/14/2013) [-]
thiz sight fking sux
#45 to #43 - vladimirherzog (11/15/2013) [-]
site*
#46 to #45 - demonruler (11/15/2013) [-]
sight*
User avatar #57 to #46 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Fking
User avatar #49 to #43 - yodaddysofat (11/15/2013) [-]
*sucks
#52 to #49 - demonruler (11/15/2013) [-]
sux*
#94 - trollaccountjpg (11/15/2013) [-]
le stupid comic face
User avatar #1 - cousin ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
There is also the worry of making your mustache look perfectly manly.
User avatar #112 to #1 - unfortunately (11/15/2013) [-]
and not pedophily.
User avatar #131 to #112 - cousin ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
As long as you have a handlebar mustache, that isn't a problem.
#50 - pabloenis (11/15/2013) [-]
Just fap a lot before
Just fap a lot before
User avatar #64 to #50 - heartlessrobot (11/15/2013) [-]
I did that once. It also happened to be the date that she decided to give me a handy. Her hand was tired by the time she got me up and I felt like a total ass.
User avatar #75 - twistedwoodthing (11/15/2013) [-]
Don't worry, men, we know you worry.
Er, I mean... you know what I mean.
User avatar #36 - ascaris (11/14/2013) [-]
**ascaris rolls 118** QUADS! CHECK EM
User avatar #40 - xxmemesxx (11/14/2013) [-]
i worry about rupturing your mom's tight anus lol
User avatar #87 to #40 - Lainge (11/15/2013) [-]
"Tight" lol
User avatar #89 to #87 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, I meant to say *dad's
User avatar #91 to #89 - Lainge (11/15/2013) [-]
Two moms lol.
User avatar #5 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
i hate it when women bitch about having so much to worry about

those cunts have it easy
#102 - zebraslap (11/15/2013) [-]
cyanide and happiness.

repost.

not even funny content.

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User avatar #126 - iloveanallube (11/15/2013) [-]
in my opinion, the hardest thing a man has to do on a date is to resist the urge to fart...
#124 - John Cena (11/15/2013) [-]
BANNED
User avatar #122 - detroitt (11/15/2013) [-]
yoy can not gwt a boner by chopping it off
#118 - organicglory (11/15/2013) [-]
MFW I'm reading the menu and I get a boner for no reason
MFW I'm reading the menu and I get a boner for no reason
#116 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (11/15/2013) [-]
>On date   
>amazing girl   
>solid 9/10   
>Red Robin for dinner, then movie   
>Iron man 3 (were both geeks)   
>At dinner   
>feel her hand run up my leg   
>DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONERDON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER
>On date
>amazing girl
>solid 9/10
>Red Robin for dinner, then movie
>Iron man 3 (were both geeks)
>At dinner
>feel her hand run up my leg
>DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONERDON'T GET A BONER DON'T GET A BONER
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