For teh lulz. . Anonymous 11/ 05/ 13( Tue) 20: 50: 44 No. 514564416 in tth Ffriend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways a sub
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Anonymous 11/ 05/ 13( Tue) 20: 50: 44 No. 514564416
in tth
Ffriend can crack his neck real loud and can
turn his head completely sideways
a sub during choir
tsi/ think it would be funny if he made it look
like he snapped his own neck
Mn between songs he screams out ''I CANT
TAKE IT Arly' ) Rei!"
to make the loudest crack ive ever
heard
Bealls to the ground
sub screams and runs out the door
idols were had
He then hid in a storage closet and was
suspended
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Submitted: 04/13/2014
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#1 - zyvac (04/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I have a similar story. In grade 11 English I had a teacher who had gone from being a kindergarden teacher for 20something years, to a highschool teacher, except her teaching style didn't change. She would say "Okay class, put on your imaginary black hats, those are our emotional hats, and related to the character, now take off your black hat and put it off to the side, but we'll be using it again so keep it close, and put on your blue hat... blah blah blah" can also crack my neck really loudly, and my girlfriend at the time sat beside me ([let's call her Amy]Her dad was an army trained Medic, and she's taking a **** ton of first aid courses, all the teachers in the school knew this) I get fed up with her imaginary hat ******** and crack my neck really loud and fall over my desk, Amy starts laughing and checks my pulse, then freezes and starts freaking out. My English teacher starts freaking out, and yelling, I start laughing at give it away and was then sent to the office and suspended for faking my own death

TLDR - Faked my own death in school, had a first aid contact "verify" I was dead, got suspended for 2 weeks.
User avatar #12 - semilunarknight (04/14/2014) [-]
Story time.
I can't crack my neck loudly but what I did was get a hard sweet/candy and place it at on my back molar so no one could see it when I spoke.
>Sitting in a restaurant
>Waiter comes by
>Crack neck while biting sweet, loudest crunch ever
>Hard faceplant on the table.
>Waiter drops pad and pen and almost starts crying.
We ended up giving her a good tip, I think it's necessary when you screw with them like that.
User avatar #16 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
i can twist my hand up and lock the knuckles at will
before an exam the teacher likes to give high fives to everyone
*highfive perfect noise*
*hand twists up like a pretzel*
OH GOD OH GOD THE PAIN
everyone starts stirring with madness and insanity
the teacher is pleeding forgiveness
pull a try hard face
starts acting as if im forcing my hand back in place
sent to nurse office
gets out of having to do exam because of my "painful" hand
passes the year with flying colors


User avatar #13 - deafmagnets (04/14/2014) [-]
The internet has ruined me, I was expecting the kid to break his neck in this story
#17 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2014) [-]
In middle school we were supposed to be watching some movie in Drama class cuz we had nothing else to do. Me and my bro are just messing with eachother the whole time (Little things like pulling the chair out when they sit down or whatever). Well he was up for whatever reason and as he sits down I decide to set a pencil down on his chair thinking itll fall over and he'll just have a pencil under his butt. Well it didn't fall down, it stayed straight up and pierced through his pants. The silent classroom is pierced by his cry as he falls down and rolls on the floor clutching his butt. After about five minutes of this I manage to explain what happened and have to walk him to the nurses office. Before we get there he goes into the bathroom to check if he is alright and runs out and says "Anon im BLEEDING!"
User avatar #15 - zomaru (04/14/2014) [-]
>In band class
>conductors are gone for a reason I forgot
>sub is one we dont like
>It's finals week but no final in bad so just a 2 hour class of nothing
>sub puts on Elf
>We all hate Elf
>Sub crys because we dont like the movie
>leaves room
>we lock her out
I can't remember why we did this, but it was a fun day.
User avatar #18 - jalthelas (04/14/2014) [-]
I thought he was gonna pretend to snap his own neck and then actually snap his own neck.
#19 - spoilerswag (04/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
guess who else falled to the ground?
guess who else falled to the ground?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ninjaroo (04/14/2014) [-]
Fell.
The word you're looking for is fell.
#14 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2014) [-]
actually a freind ive known since high school could do this and he did once in middle school wasnt there personally but i can only imagine its scared people that have hung out with us that dont know about it
User avatar #4 - perform (04/14/2014) [-]
I swear I will do this or something similar to this one day. I can crack my neck really loudly as well.
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