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#5 - viran
Reply +47
(04/25/2014) [-]
i want to facebook this to a girl, but im scared of the consequences.
#154 to #5 - viran
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
i swear, only my retarded/totally stupid posts or comments get thumbs. ill facebook it to a few chicks i know i cant get and see what happens. maybe ill post.
#107 to #5 - Fgner
Reply +2
(04/26/2014) [-]
If you do that, she will never **** you ever. This is the most beta, pathetic idea ever. How about this:

"Any plans tonight?"
"NNNnnoooOoooo. teehehehehehe"
"You - me - movie and dinner tonight. We're watching X and then eating at Y. Pick you up at X?"

If she says no, don't beg or plead or anything. Just say the offer stands and from then just continue being her normal friend and don't show any more interest. Either you'll get the girl immediately, never get here (which you wouldn't if you never asked anyway), or, and this is from experience since it's how I got my ex, the lack of interest after asking her out will drive her up a wall and make her want you.
#127 to #107 - markipliergame
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
second x would be z
#128 to #127 - Fgner
Reply +4
(04/26/2014) [-]
Eat ****, he's going to pick her up at the movie title.
#77 to #5 - batmanbeyonddgrave
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
do it *****!
#73 to #5 - lasmamoe
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
DO NOT; I REPEAT; DO NOT SEND THIS TO ANYONE
#85 to #73 - anon
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
pfft, not wanting to be evil for once
#31 to #5 - walmartysnextghost ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
do it and screencap, I'll donate thumbs for that ****.
#20 to #5 - ninjaroo
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
I facebook this to a random girl I have as a friend on facebook every time it's reposted.
Nothing has ever come of it besides a few laughs.
#54 to #20 - zaywoot
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
If she responds with "haha" or "lol" but not actually saying no, it might just be a sign that she wants your dick...


Or maybe she just doesn't have the heart to out right refuse you...
#156 to #54 - ninjaroo
Reply 0
(04/27/2014) [-]
To clarify, I actually meant nothing negative.
#157 to #156 - zaywoot
Reply 0
(04/27/2014) [-]
Then go give her your penis
#13 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
As a member of the female species, Im telling you, just man up.
#6 to #5 - odinshomeboy
Reply +430
(04/25/2014) [-]
Man the **** up. Don't send a meme. Just go to the gym, push out an awesome workout, go to her house and rape her. She'll love it.
#102 to #6 - twiztidxson
Reply +2
(04/26/2014) [-]
That... That didn't end like I thought it would.
#103 to #102 - odinshomeboy
Reply +5
(04/26/2014) [-]
Don't worry, she didnt see it coming either
#105 to #103 - twiztidxson
Reply +2
(04/26/2014) [-]
His FW he gets in her house.
#53 to #6 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
You could say she would be unable to resist you.
#33 to #6 - datlaugh
Reply +25
(04/26/2014) [-]
10/10
#35 to #33 - odinshomeboy
Reply +27
(04/26/2014) [-]
you're 10/10
you're 10/10
#36 to #35 - datlaugh
Reply +15
(04/26/2014) [-]
#17 to #6 - anon
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
That was a rollercoaster of romance and a bit rape towards the end.
#12 to #6 - perform
Reply +10
(04/25/2014) [-]
"She'll love it whether she loves it or not."
#32 to #12 - odinshomeboy
Reply +7
(04/26/2014) [-]
Rape is only rape if it's reported. Otherwise it's just sex that one person enjoyed more than the other

I heard that from a female engineer at work. ******* love her.
#129 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(04/26/2014) [-]
I think she was giving you a hint there
#83 to #32 - chimpaflimp
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
You must present your genitals to her immediately; she sounds like a keeper.
#74 to #32 - metacobalion
Reply +1
(04/26/2014) [-]
#9 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +17
(04/25/2014) [-]
"yeah, I lift"

"who are you?"

#18 to #9 - viran
Reply -12
(04/26/2014) [-]
LOL
#44 to #18 - plasticcup
Reply -22
(04/26/2014) [-]
"LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAH XDXDXDDXDXDXX >:3 KAWAII DESU"

these are things apparently most of us hate
so why don't you go take a walk at 123************** street at the corner of ****** avenue.