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#5 - viran (04/25/2014) [-]
i want to facebook this to a girl, but im scared of the consequences.
#154 to #5 - viran (04/26/2014) [-]
i swear, only my retarded/totally stupid posts or comments get thumbs. ill facebook it to a few chicks i know i cant get and see what happens. maybe ill post.
#107 to #5 - Fgner (04/26/2014) [-]
If you do that, she will never **** you ever. This is the most beta, pathetic idea ever. How about this:

"Any plans tonight?"
"NNNnnoooOoooo. teehehehehehe"
"You - me - movie and dinner tonight. We're watching X and then eating at Y. Pick you up at X?"

If she says no, don't beg or plead or anything. Just say the offer stands and from then just continue being her normal friend and don't show any more interest. Either you'll get the girl immediately, never get here (which you wouldn't if you never asked anyway), or, and this is from experience since it's how I got my ex, the lack of interest after asking her out will drive her up a wall and make her want you.
User avatar #127 to #107 - markipliergame (04/26/2014) [-]
second x would be z
User avatar #128 to #127 - Fgner (04/26/2014) [-]
Eat **** , he's going to pick her up at the movie title.
User avatar #77 to #5 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
do it ***** !
User avatar #73 to #5 - lasmamoe (04/26/2014) [-]
DO NOT; I REPEAT; DO NOT SEND THIS TO ANYONE
#85 to #73 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
pfft, not wanting to be evil for once
#31 to #5 - walmartysnextghost (04/26/2014) [-]
do it and screencap, I'll donate thumbs for that **** .
User avatar #20 to #5 - ninjaroo (04/26/2014) [-]
I facebook this to a random girl I have as a friend on facebook every time it's reposted.
Nothing has ever come of it besides a few laughs.
User avatar #54 to #20 - zaywoot (04/26/2014) [-]
If she responds with "haha" or "lol" but not actually saying no, it might just be a sign that she wants your dick...


Or maybe she just doesn't have the heart to out right refuse you...
User avatar #156 to #54 - ninjaroo (04/27/2014) [-]
To clarify, I actually meant nothing negative.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zaywoot (04/27/2014) [-]
Then go give her your penis
#13 to #5 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
As a member of the female species, Im telling you, just man up.
User avatar #6 to #5 - odinshomeboy (04/25/2014) [-]
Man the **** up. Don't send a meme. Just go to the gym, push out an awesome workout, go to her house and rape her. She'll love it.
User avatar #102 to #6 - twiztidxson (04/26/2014) [-]
That... That didn't end like I thought it would.
User avatar #103 to #102 - odinshomeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
Don't worry, she didnt see it coming either
#105 to #103 - twiztidxson (04/26/2014) [-]
His FW he gets in her house.
User avatar #53 to #6 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You could say she would be unable to resist you.
User avatar #33 to #6 - datlaugh (04/26/2014) [-]
10/10
#35 to #33 - odinshomeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
you're 10/10
you're 10/10
#17 to #6 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
That was a rollercoaster of romance and a bit rape towards the end.
User avatar #12 to #6 - perform (04/25/2014) [-]
"She'll love it whether she loves it or not."
User avatar #32 to #12 - odinshomeboy (04/26/2014) [-]
Rape is only rape if it's reported. Otherwise it's just sex that one person enjoyed more than the other

I heard that from a female engineer at work. ******* love her.
#129 to #32 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I think she was giving you a hint there
User avatar #83 to #32 - chimpaflimp (04/26/2014) [-]
You must present your genitals to her immediately; she sounds like a keeper.
User avatar #9 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle (04/25/2014) [-]
"yeah, I lift"

"who are you?"

#18 to #9 - viran (04/26/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #44 to #18 - plasticcup (04/26/2014) [-]
"LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAH XDXDXDDXDXDXX >:3 KAWAII DESU"

these are things apparently most of us hate
so why don't you go take a walk at 123 ************** street at the corner of ****** avenue.
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