Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
#5 - viran
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
i want to facebook this to a girl, but im scared of the consequences.
#154 to #5 - viran
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
i swear, only my retarded/totally stupid posts or comments get thumbs. ill facebook it to a few chicks i know i cant get and see what happens. maybe ill post.
#107 to #5 - Fgner
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
If you do that, she will never **** you ever. This is the most beta, pathetic idea ever. How about this:

"Any plans tonight?"
"NNNnnoooOoooo. teehehehehehe"
"You - me - movie and dinner tonight. We're watching X and then eating at Y. Pick you up at X?"

If she says no, don't beg or plead or anything. Just say the offer stands and from then just continue being her normal friend and don't show any more interest. Either you'll get the girl immediately, never get here (which you wouldn't if you never asked anyway), or, and this is from experience since it's how I got my ex, the lack of interest after asking her out will drive her up a wall and make her want you.
User avatar #127 to #107 - markipliergame
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
second x would be z
User avatar #146 to #127 - matamune
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #128 to #127 - Fgner
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Eat ****, he's going to pick her up at the movie title.
User avatar #77 to #5 - batmanbeyonddgrave
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
do it *****!
User avatar #73 to #5 - lasmamoe
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
DO NOT; I REPEAT; DO NOT SEND THIS TO ANYONE
#85 to #73 - anon id: 5979fb4c
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
pfft, not wanting to be evil for once
#31 to #5 - walmartysnextghost
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
do it and screencap, I'll donate thumbs for that ****.
User avatar #20 to #5 - ninjaroo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
I facebook this to a random girl I have as a friend on facebook every time it's reposted.
Nothing has ever come of it besides a few laughs.
User avatar #54 to #20 - zaywoot
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
If she responds with "haha" or "lol" but not actually saying no, it might just be a sign that she wants your dick...


Or maybe she just doesn't have the heart to out right refuse you...
User avatar #156 to #54 - ninjaroo
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
To clarify, I actually meant nothing negative.
User avatar #157 to #156 - zaywoot
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/27/2014) [-]
Then go give her your penis
#13 to #5 - anon id: f69b2814
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
As a member of the female species, Im telling you, just man up.
User avatar #6 to #5 - odinshomeboy
Reply +430 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
Man the **** up. Don't send a meme. Just go to the gym, push out an awesome workout, go to her house and rape her. She'll love it.
User avatar #102 to #6 - twiztidxson
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
That... That didn't end like I thought it would.
User avatar #103 to #102 - odinshomeboy
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Don't worry, she didnt see it coming either
#105 to #103 - twiztidxson
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
His FW he gets in her house.
User avatar #53 to #6 - schnitzelwagen
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
You could say she would be unable to resist you.
User avatar #33 to #6 - datlaugh
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
10/10
#35 to #33 - odinshomeboy
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
you're 10/10
you're 10/10
#36 to #35 - datlaugh
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
#17 to #6 - anon id: b8ae7d37
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
That was a rollercoaster of romance and a bit rape towards the end.
User avatar #12 to #6 - perform
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
"She'll love it whether she loves it or not."
User avatar #32 to #12 - odinshomeboy
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
Rape is only rape if it's reported. Otherwise it's just sex that one person enjoyed more than the other

I heard that from a female engineer at work. ******* love her.
#129 to #32 - anon id: c1e6d518
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
I think she was giving you a hint there
User avatar #83 to #32 - chimpaflimp
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
You must present your genitals to her immediately; she sounds like a keeper.
#74 to #32 - metacobalion
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
"yeah, I lift"

"who are you?"

#18 to #9 - viran
Reply -12 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
LOL
User avatar #44 to #18 - plasticcup
Reply -22 123456789123345869
(04/26/2014) [-]
"LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAH XDXDXDDXDXDXX >:3 KAWAII DESU"

these are things apparently most of us hate
so why don't you go take a walk at 123************** street at the corner of ****** avenue.