Then it's not a wild dream, thus not being granted. If it was a wild dream, he'd not be able to fill it, because the other wished nobody was able to wish their wildest wish.
is 'sticking a birthday candle in the tip of your penis and asking your girlfriend to blow it out and start clapping as you masturbate and shoot the candle out at her when you cum' too wild of a dream?
Actually, I don't think he dumps them. I think they dump him once their relationship gets very quickly to the point that he is sticking a candle in his penis and jizzing it onto them.
We could have achieved so much, but you just had to be that guy. On a related note, I would have wished for this; on 3 random days per year, all humanity will be able to communicate with one another, regardless of language, etc., but "speaking (includes sign language, etc.)" is composed of retarded seal sounds.
First you become a mans Tumblr and now this "Lele thumb dis in 1 sec or le bad maymays will habbne XD" that you all eat up like a Thai whore at a scat festival
You are all asking to get rectal cancer at this point
You're still a whitename, so I take it you haven't been here too long? Don't get too bent out of shape over this; FJ goes through stupid, yet amusing fads all the time. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled reposts in about a week.