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well then it won't count cause its only a wish for your wildest dreams
Well is it relatively wilder than the rest of your dreams?
is 'sticking a birthday candle in the tip of your penis and asking your girlfriend to blow it out and start clapping as you masturbate and shoot the candle out at her when you cum' too wild of a dream?
Your girlfriend has a birthday every Thursday?
Is she a timelord or do you just date that many women?
Is she a timelord or do you just date that many women?
He only dates women whose birthdays are on the upcoming Thursday. Subsequently dumps them too. Strange fetish if you ask me but to each their own
Actually, I don't think he dumps them. I think they dump him once their relationship gets very quickly to the point that he is sticking a candle in his penis and jizzing it onto them.
why so she can ignore your weeb ass like everyone else
or do you just want a literal cat woman whos a total bitch like most cats are
or do you just want a literal cat woman whos a total bitch like most cats are
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luciuseternal ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-] We could have achieved so much, but you just had to be that guy. On a related note, I would have wished for this; on 3 random days per year, all humanity will be able to communicate with one another, regardless of language, etc., but "speaking (includes sign language, etc.)" is composed of retarded seal sounds.