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Submitted: 01/15/2014
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User avatar #14 - trollofhalo (01/16/2014) [+] (29 replies)
>Be me, 14
>First year of highschool
>Meet super cute girl named Monica
>Looks like the happiest person I've ever seen
>When I was 14 I liked scaring people, usually by sneaking up from behind them
>Scare her on several occasions
>This goes on for a while, she gets a little smile now
>Scare her one day, February 17th, my birthday
>She turns around and kisses me
I've taken up enough space so now I'm /spoilering it. Turns out, she had a crush on me about a month into highschool. Started dating then, she thought I was depressed which is why I scared people. Turns out, she was depressed at the time and saw joy in me scaring her (For some odd reason). Ever since that point, her and I have been happy together.
TL;DR Cute girl who was depressed liked me for scaring her.
#37 - huffe (01/16/2014) [+] (14 replies)
people who sucide are weak, and by definition not fit for life
people who sucide are weak, and by definition not fit for life
User avatar #48 - jbgotswag (01/16/2014) [+] (17 replies)
saying you don't care about thumbs,
not posting as anon
pick one


******* thumbwhore
User avatar #53 to #48 - umzar (01/16/2014) [-]
How in gods name are people going to message him if he's an annon?

Good one, OP.
User avatar #42 - ilikeducks (01/16/2014) [+] (26 replies)
> Be me, 16 and a fagget,
>Not a lot of friends but a few good ones
>Have one really good friend but she lives far away from me in England
>We talk often about all kinds of **** and play tf2 and what not
>She eventually gets a boyfriend
> cool guy he's really good to her and they're perfect for each other
>would be lying if I said i wasnt a bit jealous
>Still very happy for her and she's never been this happy before
>She takes a lot of medication and suffers from bipolar disorder and depression she's hella scared of being alone
>Just last night her boyfriend breaks up with her over something ridiculously stupid
>She completely breaks down and talks about killing herself and OD'ing and ****
>I talked to her all day and try to calm her down as much as I could
>Sometime in the middle of the night I see she's posted that she wants people to tell her x she loves him
>nononononono.jpg
>Try to call her 3 times.
>No answer
>leave her voicemails of me ******* crying and i tell her to please pick up and all that ****
>In the middle of one of the messages she finally picks up and she is crying beyond understanding
>i am just so happy to hear her voice
>turns out she's already taken some pills and she needs an ambulance i can't get her to tell me her address
>After about three hours of the most emotional conversation i've ever had i get her x to find her address
>He calls her and gets her an ambulance and she goes to the hospital and he tells she's gonna be okay
>I cant believe i was prepared to lose one of my best friends im still crying
>I've never thought of how precious life was until this.
Sorry for the rant i just had to get this off my chest.
#77 - xoneshotonekillx (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone commenting about how its odd that he has lost many friends to suicide obviously doesn't understand what it means to be in the military. Its not uncommen for a unit of 200+ friends to have someone commit suicide. Its a rough feeling having a battle buddy kill himself, even if your not close, thats your brother in arms that ended his life. He was fighting a battle with himself and lost, and its your job as a soldier to never leave a fallen comrade, and that what you feel like you did.    
   
Even outside of the military people think about suicide, just remember that if you take the time to think about all the good things in your life, and talk to someone, you'll get through it.    
   
soldieroffortunemp good message man, im in the 'stan right now and can understand the feeling of losing a good soldier. Just hunt the good stuff man
Everyone commenting about how its odd that he has lost many friends to suicide obviously doesn't understand what it means to be in the military. Its not uncommen for a unit of 200+ friends to have someone commit suicide. Its a rough feeling having a battle buddy kill himself, even if your not close, thats your brother in arms that ended his life. He was fighting a battle with himself and lost, and its your job as a soldier to never leave a fallen comrade, and that what you feel like you did.

Even outside of the military people think about suicide, just remember that if you take the time to think about all the good things in your life, and talk to someone, you'll get through it.

soldieroffortunemp good message man, im in the 'stan right now and can understand the feeling of losing a good soldier. Just hunt the good stuff man
User avatar #116 - wiredguy (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I tried committing suicide the other day.

Damn, not doing that again. I almost ******* died.
#113 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I don't understand why so many people are against suicide...The world needs LESS weak minded people, not more. If you're too much of a pussy to survive in this world then go ahead and kill yourself. Or you can man the **** up and not be such a bitch.

If you go to a movie and it ******* sucks, no one will blame you for leaving early. Chances are it wont get any better.
User avatar #120 to #113 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
Depression is a mental illness. Illness being the key word here, what are you saying isn't too far from ''oh for goodness sake just let the cancer patients die, they are going to die anyway''.

People have a right to be treated, not dismissed by idiots as weak-minded.
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#107 - princessren ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
this gave me a really hard unexpected feel
this gave me a really hard unexpected feel
User avatar #130 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/16/2014) [-]
You don't want to die. That's the thing. When people want to kill themselves, its almost always because they want to get out of the place they are in in their life and just don't know how. Just remember that if you want to die, then you have nothing left to lose. There is no fear anymore. In that moment, you are as free as you will be in your life. Get out of whatever is making you sad. Move. Change schools. Run away. CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Just because you hate the life you have now doesn't mean there isn't anything out there worth living for. Go find it.
User avatar #88 - brokenfirefly (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dude, if anyone PMs you, they are most likely lying or just ******* with you. Everyone on this site just wants attention, and will say anything. People who actually want to die don't go around advertising it. People who want o die don't seek help or they would have it already. They have trust issues, and don't want to talk to random people about their issues. Even if you did find someone here who actually wanted to die and he did come to you what are you going to do about it? You can't logic someone out of killing themselves if they ACTUALLY want to do it. Killing yourself is illogical, and so conventional means of reasoning don't apply. You'll just feel like you're repeating yourself and that you're wasting your time.
User avatar #126 to #88 - privoxy (01/16/2014) [-]
Listen here you little cunt.

What you say is partly true, suicidal people often wont talk to other about their problems.

But seeing posts like this, knowing that someone cares, helps. It helps a lot.
And no, not everyone suicidal has trust issues
User avatar #80 - fjisforfgts (01/16/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I don't get suicide... I know this is a wildly unpopular opinion on this site because you're all depressed and borderline suicidal, but SERIOUSLY. It's as simple as not giving a **** . Change your life instead of being whiny about it. You always have the power to do so, that's the best part of not living in the middle ******* east or Africa where people have real problems. People are self pitying assholes and it's slightly ruining society, among other things. People forgot how to deal with their own problems, and rush to the nearest therapist.
User avatar #121 to #80 - lolollo (01/16/2014) [-]
You don't quite understand what drives the motivation for suicide, do you?
#167 - lemonlord (01/16/2014) [-]
Nothing but respect for you Sir.
User avatar #44 - PenguinsOfMars (01/16/2014) [-]
I failed out of uni last semester because I stopped caring and didn't think i'd still be alive by this time, if you're having trouble please talk to someone, I talked to my mom and it was the best thing I've ever done. Since then I've gone to some counseling and am getting better without antidepressants and have even overcame my psychological addiction to ecstasy. You can give your life a meaning even if you can't imagine anything in the world that you'd enjoy, you just have to try.
User avatar #238 - enteroreninenine (01/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
For some people suicide is inevitable
It's sad, but it's the truth
User avatar #239 to #238 - kekishero (01/16/2014) [-]
We call those people pussies
#232 - blastauros (01/16/2014) [-]
Why would we go to you for advice? If your friends killed themselves obviously you're not very good at helping to prevent it
#205 - suckle ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Feeling suicidal?
#153 - JASEYBOIONE (01/16/2014) [-]
I like this post. Someone actually bothered to give a **** . Kudos, man!
User avatar #163 - thegirlyoudespise (01/16/2014) [+] (18 replies)
for me i dont know if im suicidal, but i've always been ok with dying

like it doesn't scare me. if i was told i was to die tomorrow, id be ok with it
User avatar #143 - ldial (01/16/2014) [-]
Sometimes all we need is our FJ family
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